07-06-2018, 04:09 PM
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#9
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Lieutenant Colonel
Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups
Wait till you hear how I saved my whole family (I was about five or seven) from a huge bee hive that was build in the abandoned outhouse.
"Oh, a bendy stick, I'll just drop it off and run away"
After my shift stick action, a horrid scream followed, and my great uncle Mauri spent the rest of his summer sitting on an ice pack.
Weirdly enough, before I confessed 15 years later, everyone thought he had been attacked by bees.
Apparently old man balls and bee hives looks alike. Who knew, and who confesses on a forum on being extremely careful with balls.
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Ho-ly shit!!!
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