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Originally Posted by ken1137
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Jokes in there are so bad I just have to point them out and comment
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BMW One Liners
So you're in high school and you drive a BMW? You must know all about hard work then. Two lines, and neither are funny
I would give both my testies[SIC] for a new BMW.
Not a joke
If you see someone driving a BMW, stay away! Research shows that BMW drivers are the rudest on the road. Funny, because the research really hasn't been done!
You wanna [wanna = want to]man that drives a BMW, but your dad drives a Toyota. Why you can't be humble like your mom?
Genuine laughs were had here
I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen? Three lines
A girl who swallows is like owning a BMW, You don't need it, but it's nice to have. Sensible statement on oral sex out of nowhere
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