My wife said to me, "I wish I had a pound for everytime that you are nasty to me."
I replied, "Looking at the size of your arse, I think your wish has already come true."
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E92 M3, Jerez Black, Fox Red Novillo, 19'' M Double Spoke, folding mirrors, lumbar support, front seat heating, PDC, USB, DAB, EDC, Bluetooth, Logic 7, High Gloss Shadowline, big smile
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