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Hi,
I'm sorry to hear about your car being recently stolen from our car park on xx/xx/xx.
Unfortunately, as our car park is attended only in such a way as to ensure we receive the maximum amount of money possible, we have no interest in assisting you with pursuing the thieves, nor can we offer any CCTV footage, as that might prove that we have in any minute way been negligent.
Please accept this 86 page copy of our Terms and Conditions which explains why we are allowed to do this and accept my sincerest apologies for any inconvenience this may cause.
Thanks
Yours Sincerely
(Anonymous Signature)
Chief Operational Director of Car Parking Facilities and Associated Roadways
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