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      06-12-2018, 03:18 PM   #58
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Originally Posted by Not_Judy View Post
Pretty sure I have already violated some codes of conduct already with this thread. I feel that a certain level of anonymity needs to be upheld. I will say that she is not attractive. Late 50's early 60's, short gray hair, one of her calves is the size of my waist. I'm guessing 300-350# +. Imagine a redneck, country bumpkin, narcissistic, self-centered, not very smart Ursula from The Little Mermaid. She says things like "theesuns", "over yonder", "had'nt I" (rather than "didn't I"), "fixin' to" (meaning about to do something) and "Cool Beans". Don't get me wrong, I understand that I live in the rural south, but I also refuse to make myself sound uneducated just because this is where I live.
Hey! "Fixin' to" and "y'all" are commonplace in my house! Then again, the phrase "cool beans" has never been, well, cool.
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