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| 03-11-2009, 05:42 PM | #1 |
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Your best quips ........
Highlight of the day at work yesterday: Sirens blaring, lights flashing etc. BMW E46 330i and Subaru Impreza pursuit cars pull over this tranny van. The driver turns out to be female, although looks male from a distance. The passenger is a bottle blonde female.
Why were these two ladies stopped by the Police...... |
| 03-11-2009, 06:33 PM | #2 |
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 ... i saw those 2 suddenly in my rearview coming tearing up behind me this morning on the clive sully, nearly crapped myself !!!
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| 03-11-2009, 06:41 PM | #3 |
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That Subaru looks  in cop colours!
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| 03-13-2009, 02:20 PM | #4 | |
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| 03-13-2009, 02:28 PM | #5 |
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Falsely impersonating a man? Hiding a concealed 'weapon'?
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| 03-13-2009, 02:40 PM | #7 |
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I've no idea why they were stopped tbh, but the butch one looked like a pikey and kissed the blonde woman before being handcuffed and put in the back of the Subaru.
Chris - let me guess, returning from the gym lol. Ed - concealed weapon.  That was the sort of 'scenario' I was expecting to be suggested but Will's been absent of late. |
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| 03-13-2009, 04:18 PM | #8 |
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Was the butch one concealing a large amount of 'crack' which the other one was trying to lick up before the Police caught up with them?
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