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08-23-2011, 04:46 AM | #1 |
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The worst date ever NSFW
Don't know if this has been posted on here but its in the off topic over the pond.
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08-23-2011, 05:07 AM | #2 |
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That was quality
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08-23-2011, 05:35 AM | #3 |
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Who carries pee bottles and refuses to shit in public?
Seen this thread before a couple of years ago. Thought he was an f--ing moron then. Time has not changed this view point. some people deserve things like this to happen. It's entirely their own fault. This is one of those people.
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08-23-2011, 05:59 AM | #5 |
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Same happened to me once. It was even more embarrassing for me because I'd stood Kylie Minogue up so I could go out with Dannii. Anyway, back at Dannii's flat later I go to the toilet and a similar thing happens! Then, who should come in but Kylie!! She'd popped round to her sister's because she was so upset I'd dumped her for a "mystery" girl!
Can you imagine the embarrassment??? That's true that is, yes sir. Honest.
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08-23-2011, 06:02 AM | #6 |
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lol
was amusing especially with the ms paint drawings to support the story. This guy sounds like a fruit. Who gets a rock on when shit is coming out their ass. Thats weird. Think this is fictional but v.amusing for a tuesday morning none the less |
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08-23-2011, 06:02 AM | #7 |
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You've got to be worried for someones mental state who spends all that time & effort to post up drivel like that (not you Ian ).
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08-23-2011, 06:29 AM | #8 |
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It does sound like BS but it had me in tears!
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08-23-2011, 05:45 PM | #12 | |
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Captive audience of 40+ people including partners - ideal ice breaker It'll be a gentle warm up to Ed holding down Carlos whilst he gets scuttled by Will.
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08-23-2011, 05:49 PM | #13 |
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Sounds like an ideal scenario for me to shine mate. It's usually a question of who is louder between me and Carl.... There isn't often room for two people so full of shit in one place hence its only happened twice lol.
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08-24-2011, 06:21 AM | #15 |
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