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      03-19-2012, 12:08 PM   #1
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80mph?

I hope this isn't a repost...




Sad part is, I know people like this.
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      03-19-2012, 12:27 PM   #2
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I think it's a joke.....but true story, my friend and I were going up to Canada about 80 mph, and we passed a tractor trailer doing 60. About 20 min. passed by, we stopped at a rest area to take leaks, and we got back on the road after only 6 min. When we got to the border, the tractor trailer was already at customs. We cut our pee time in half just like Chelsea did, and we were also wrong because the tractor's tires were more inflated than my buddy's Monte Carlo. so chels was definitely on the right track...
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      03-19-2012, 12:29 PM   #3
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He did not marry her for her brains...
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      03-19-2012, 01:39 PM   #6
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He did not marry her for her brains...
that is a given, but I wish she was the exception verse the norm.
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      03-19-2012, 01:50 PM   #7
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so if i run a mile in 9 minutes.
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      03-19-2012, 02:08 PM   #8
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That marriage will last...
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      03-19-2012, 09:31 PM   #10
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He did not marry her for her brains...
This!


3:07 - "Well you're not making sense because I make sense and you do not make sense". Typical women logic during an argument. It's a women and she's blonde, 'nuff said. Not sure if this is a joke though...
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      03-19-2012, 10:25 PM   #11
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Has to be a joke. People like this can't exist. Honestly now, have any of you known someone this stupid?
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      03-19-2012, 11:08 PM   #12
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Has to be a joke. People like this can't exist. Honestly now, have any of you known someone this stupid?
dude people like this do exist!.. just recently this chick at a party here in Arizona asked me if we have dogs in the middle east

the sad truth: we live in a world full of dumbasses
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dude people like this do exist!.. just recently this chick at a party here in Arizona asked me if we have dogs in the middle east

the sad truth: we live in a world full of dumbasses
dumbasses isn't a word.........
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      03-20-2012, 05:34 AM   #14
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She probably thinks " I have the vag, so I make the rules!"
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      03-20-2012, 01:24 PM   #15
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dumbasses isn't a word.........
Last time I checked it was:

dumbasses:
(dumbass) dunce: a stupid person; these words are used to express a low opinion of someone's intelligence.
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      03-20-2012, 05:55 PM   #16
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Last time I checked it was:

dumbasses:
(dumbass) dunce: a stupid person; these words are used to express a low opinion of someone's intelligence.
Dammit, this wasn't me, lol. I guess I forgot to sign out on my friend's computer.



IRAKACAK, sign out lol
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      03-20-2012, 06:00 PM   #17
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He should just pulled over and dropped her off on the side of the road...Things are not gonna get any better for him.
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Dammit, this wasn't me, lol. I guess I forgot to sign out on my friend's computer.



IRAKACAK, sign out lol
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LMFAO. Just whack it in half !
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      03-21-2012, 08:40 AM   #20
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What's kind of funny is, through that twisted logic, she comes very close to the correct answer. Must've gotten lucky.

People like this do exist.

Think of how dumb the average person is. Half of them are dumber than that ;P
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      03-21-2012, 09:38 AM   #21
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I just asked my wife. I had to say the question 3 times, but she got it right.
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