Fat people should NOT do aerobics

jj thumper · 08-06-2007, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

that's mean, i hope she jumps up and down one day and fall through the ceiling and land on top of you..

fat chicks need love too...

Big girl you are beautiful

Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said hey girl you are beautiful
Diet coke and a pizza please
Diet coke im on my knees
Screaming, big girl you are beautiful

(Chorus)
Get yourself to the butterfly lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And there be gonna do baby
No need to fantasize
Seen some worse in my (faces)
A water in the whole
With girls all around
Curves in the right places

funny song by Mika

533ogetnom · 08-06-2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mantisG35

if this is the case then fat people should not walk, and persians should not talk. coz that's how my neighbors keep me awake all night

good thing you bring this up, theres a black guy on the adjacent room that shares a bedroom wall with me

keep in mind this appartment is set up as a 4 unit per floor building so that bedrooms share walls with bedrooms and living rooms share walls with the outside and one bedroom kinda like this

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__L |__L__
__B__|__B__
__B__|__B__
L | L
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well this stupid idiot ignored the beauty of this design, that being that epeople are quiet in their bedroom (most of the time

) so you arent disturbing other peoples sleep, but NOO this moron sets his tv and stereo up in his bedroom and plays it at fucking 4 am, a long with talking to his girlfriend in FULL fucking ebonics (no offense to any black people because i hate white people that talk this way too, im an equal opportunity discriminator) and he talks LOUD too i can listen to his convo through the wall without even trying <_<

ejazbmw · 08-06-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ward

if she keeps it up, the noise will slowly get quieter and quieter

when you can't hear it anymore go upstairs and bang her

lol did that even make any sense

ward · 08-06-2007, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

lol did that even make any sense

yeah, as she loses weight it'll get softer and softer (the noise)

533ogetnom · 08-06-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ward

yeah, as she loses weight it'll get softer and softer (the noise)

at which point im supposed to bang her cuz shell be skinny, too bad shes butt ugly fat or not

ward · 08-06-2007, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 533ogetnom

at which point im supposed to bang her cuz shell be skinny, too bad shes butt ugly fat or not

yeah, and I forgot about stretch marks,

nevermind my whole idea

533ogetnom · 08-06-2007, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ward

yeah, and I forgot about stretch marks,

nevermind my whole idea

and all that extra skin...

Max_! · 08-07-2007, 01:23 AM

A video camera and a stick would make this a business opportunity rather than a recurring annoyance.

Get a domain name like fatspiration.com or thickspiration.com and start selling pay-per-view fitness videos!

koreez88 · 08-07-2007, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by killjohnnyforan

you'll be singing to a different tune once she drops those first 100 lbs

Haha, fuckin A!

E90330iS · 08-07-2007, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by koreez88

Haha, fuckin A!

LOL true that.

533ogetnom · 08-07-2007, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Max_!

A video camera and a stick would make this a business opportunity rather than a recurring annoyance.

Get a domain name like fatspiration.com or thickspiration.com and start selling pay-per-view fitness videos!

LMFAO

533ogetnom · 08-07-2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 533ogetnom

good thing you bring this up, theres a black guy on the adjacent room that shares a bedroom wall with me

keep in mind this appartment is set up as a 4 unit per floor building so that bedrooms share walls with bedrooms and living rooms share walls with the outside and one bedroom kinda like this

------------
__L |__L__
__B__|__B__
__B__|__B__
L | L
-------------

well this stupid idiot ignored the beauty of this design, that being that epeople are quiet in their bedroom (most of the time

) so you arent disturbing other peoples sleep, but NOO this moron sets his tv and stereo up in his bedroom and plays it at fucking 4 am, a long with talking to his girlfriend in FULL fucking ebonics (no offense to any black people because i hate white people that talk this way too, im an equal opportunity discriminator) and he talks LOUD too i can listen to his convo through the wall without even trying <_<

OMFG to give you a better idea of this guy, i just went to connect to my wireless, he now has wireless in his appm, and he names the newtork "1313 pimp-ass crib" ...

i want to hurt this person

jasonn · 08-07-2007, 03:42 PM

hack into his network, setup kiddy porn and call the police on his ass.

Scarecrows25 · 08-07-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 533ogetnom

OMFG to give you a better idea of this guy, i just went to connect to my wireless, he now has wireless in his appm, and he names the newtork "1313 pimp-ass crib" ...

i want to hurt this person

One of my neighbors named his network SSID as "Big Bad Ass WiFi Network". At least he had the sense to encrypt it.

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