[Litos]

Originally Posted by Nkc

Seriously, where's the mother of the 3 kids?

daaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!

I have seriously introduced her as my daughter on more occasions than I should have HAHA !!!!

..........like at a company Christmas Party lol....

#teenyboppersdotcom

[KingOfJericho]

Originally Posted by Nkc

Seriously, where's the mother of the 3 kids?

[Litos]

she's at her happiest when she has (3) unopened 12 packs of Coke.....

[P1]

Someone loves Coca-Cola...

[Litos]

^^^^^ dang, I think P1et and I just became BFF's......

[Litos]

oh, just chilling with my significant other....

i'll probably bend her over and punch her V as hard as I can with D after the kids go to bed

....just sayin......

#thighgap

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Litos

oh, just chilling with my significant other....

i'll probably bend her over and punch her V as hard as I can with D after the kids go to bed

....just sayin......

#thighgap

Aren't you lucky... I dumped my lousy-in-bed girlfriend a month ago, and as if I wasn't already doing this more than actual sex as it was, now more than ever ...

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Aren't you lucky... I dumped my lousy-in-bed girlfriend a month ago, and as if I wasn't already doing this more than actual sex as it was, now more than ever ...

Ain't got no time for lousy in bed GF's...

[Billup]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Ain't got no time for lousy in bed GF's...

I don't understand this notion. Don't get me wrong, I like a wild girl, but sometimes it's nice to catch a dead fish, get the business over with, and then dump them back into the ocean. Grant it, they might float helplessly next to the boat for a minute, but once the boat is gone, it's just another fish in the sea.

[Bobble]

^ Confucious say?

[DemolitionJim]

Originally Posted by Billup

I don't understand this notion. Don't get me wrong, I like a wild girl, but sometimes it's nice to catch a dead fish, get the business over with, and then dump them back into the ocean. Grant it, they might float helplessly next to the boat for a minute, but once the boat is gone, it's just another fish in the sea.

lmfao

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Billup

I don't understand this notion. Don't get me wrong, I like a wild girl, but sometimes it's nice to catch a dead fish, get the business over with, and then dump them back into the ocean. Grant it, they might float helplessly next to the boat for a minute, but once the boat is gone, it's just another fish in the sea.

To elaborate further in my case: I was socially awkward for the longest time and my game was ZERO, and the only real push for me to get into a relationship was that my dad, the only person that cared about me and vice versa died a year ago and I felt lonely... Ergo, I barely gave away my V-Card at 27 and only briefly hooked up with 2 women several months prior to meeting her. Ergo, I didn't have a real benchmark or standard that I can compare against, so I didn't know from experience what was good or bad in bed... For her, she also described how her ex-husband is 10 times worse (like he NEVER Frenched her; ONLY kissed on the cheek and was a minuteman), and it's sad when a newly de-virginized man gives her her first orgasm... But if that same newly de-virginized man is having to teach a woman who I later discovered has the IQ of a rock and even teaching her nonsexual things is an uphill battle and sex actually is getting WORSE, something is SERIOUSLY wrong.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

To elaborate further in my case: I was socially awkward for the longest time and my game was ZERO, and the only real push for me to get into a relationship was that my dad, the only person that cared about me and vice versa died a year ago and I felt lonely... Ergo, I barely gave away my V-Card at 27 and only briefly hooked up with 2 women several months prior to meeting her. Ergo, I didn't have a real benchmark or standard that I can compare against, so I didn't know from experience what was good or bad in bed... For her, she also described how her ex-husband is 10 times worse (like he NEVER Frenched her; ONLY kissed on the cheek and was a minuteman), and it's sad when a newly de-virginized man gives her her first orgasm... But if that same newly de-virginized man is having to teach a woman who I later discovered has the IQ of a rock and even teaching her nonsexual things is an uphill battle and sex actually is getting WORSE, something is SERIOUSLY wrong.

Proud of you for not shooting up a whole bunch of college girls. 27 years is a very long time to hold that load. Now that you know what you're doing, use that confidence and catch up for the 10+ years of blue balls. Go get em tiger.

[MrPrena]

Oh man, you 're gonna get bunch! Guys who start late always win.
They tend to get more fish[es] relative to average.

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

To elaborate further in my case: I was socially awkward for the longest time and my game was ZERO, and the only real push for me to get into a relationship was that my dad, the only person that cared about me and vice versa died a year ago and I felt lonely... Ergo, I barely gave away my V-Card at 27 and only briefly hooked up with 2 women several months prior to meeting her. Ergo, I didn't have a real benchmark or standard that I can compare against, so I didn't know from experience what was good or bad in bed... For her, she also described how her ex-husband is 10 times worse (like he NEVER Frenched her; ONLY kissed on the cheek and was a minuteman), and it's sad when a newly de-virginized man gives her her first orgasm... But if that same newly de-virginized man is having to teach a woman who I later discovered has the IQ of a rock and even teaching her nonsexual things is an uphill battle and sex actually is getting WORSE, something is SERIOUSLY wrong.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Bobble

^ Confucious say?

I'm known across land and sea for my nostalgic art and my heart filled analogies on life.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Oh man, you 're gonna get bunch! Guys who start late always win.
They tend to get more fish[es] relative to average.

Debatable. Late bloomers are sometimes more socially awkward. Women are attracted to confidence, not shyness (well, some are..., the shy ones).


Words to live by; Poke and run, & put it in her bum. Don't want any accidental children or the girl thinking you actually like her. Huge deal breaker. Laugh in her face after and TELL HER you will NOT call her tomorrow.



She'll call immediately. It's fool proof.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

To elaborate further in my case: I was socially awkward for the longest time and my game was ZERO, and the only real push for me to get into a relationship was that my dad, the only person that cared about me and vice versa died a year ago and I felt lonely... Ergo, I barely gave away my V-Card at 27 and only briefly hooked up with 2 women several months prior to meeting her. Ergo, I didn't have a real benchmark or standard that I can compare against, so I didn't know from experience what was good or bad in bed... For her, she also described how her ex-husband is 10 times worse (like he NEVER Frenched her; ONLY kissed on the cheek and was a minuteman), and it's sad when a newly de-virginized man gives her her first orgasm... But if that same newly de-virginized man is having to teach a woman who I later discovered has the IQ of a rock and even teaching her nonsexual things is an uphill battle and sex actually is getting WORSE, something is SERIOUSLY wrong.

I am tempted to use this as my sig.

Originally Posted by Billup

Debatable. Late bloomers are sometimes more socially awkward. Women are attracted to confidence, not shyness (well, some are..., the shy ones).

Words to live by; Poke and run, & put it in her bum. Don't want any accidental children or the girl thinking you actually like her. Huge deal breaker. Laugh in her face after and TELL HER you will NOT call her tomorrow.

She'll call immediately. It's fool proof.

Yeah my friend was telling me he had 20 girlfriends when I was still a V in college..

I really want to see if the douche method works IRL.. but IRL a cannot possibly do that douchy things I do online

[Taskmaster]

I love all of your wives, and I mean that in the most respectful way.

[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

To elaborate further in my case: I was socially awkward for the longest time and my game was ZERO, and the only real push for me to get into a relationship was that my dad, the only person that cared about me and vice versa died a year ago and I felt lonely... Ergo, I barely gave away my V-Card at 27 and only briefly hooked up with 2 women several months prior to meeting her. Ergo, I didn't have a real benchmark or standard that I can compare against, so I didn't know from experience what was good or bad in bed... For her, she also described how her ex-husband is 10 times worse (like he NEVER Frenched her; ONLY kissed on the cheek and was a minuteman), and it's sad when a newly de-virginized man gives her her first orgasm... But if that same newly de-virginized man is having to teach a woman who I later discovered has the IQ of a rock and even teaching her nonsexual things is an uphill battle and sex actually is getting WORSE, something is SERIOUSLY wrong.

Considering you're no longer with this woman and based on what you're saying, it sounds like if I boned her one good time, I could make her my slave for life. They don't call me black hammer for nothing.

[P1]

So many emotions in this thread.

[bimmerfrk]

pics of divorced chick who got her first orgasm from a virgin or it didn't happen....

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I love all of your wives, and I mean that in the most respectful way.

we be loving Mrs. Litos long time..

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Considering you're no longer with this woman and based on what you're saying, it sounds like if I boned her one good time, I could make her my slave for life. They don't call me black hammer for nothing.

Good Lord... no!!!

Originally Posted by P1et

So many emotions in this thread.