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10-23-2015, 09:31 PM | #67 | |
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10-23-2015, 09:32 PM | #68 | |
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You remember in junior high when you wanted to blend in with the crowd? A guy can stay safe by just doing "what all guys do" - once you do the hooker you are saying i'm waaaaayyyyyy beyond that. No guy wants to admit that. Don't get me wrong. In that guys's mind... he's bangin the hooker |
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10-23-2015, 09:35 PM | #69 |
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Even if she goes with you willingly and free. I've taken strippers home before in my younger days. Never equated it with hooker but it's close gotta double triple bag it.
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10-23-2015, 09:39 PM | #70 |
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Besides bachelor parties and special events, guys hit strip clubs because they wanna see and feel up on hot chicks without putting in the work at a bar or a club. They're guaranteed to have a hot chick rub snail trail on them without the guy investing the time to wine and dine them.
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10-23-2015, 09:44 PM | #72 | |
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Fortunately for me, I have friends who invite me along when they hire escorts. |
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10-23-2015, 09:51 PM | #73 | |
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10-23-2015, 10:40 PM | #74 | |
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10-23-2015, 10:59 PM | #76 | |
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That being said, a nazi tit in the hand is worth two natural tits not in my hand. |
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10-23-2015, 11:07 PM | #77 | |
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That being said Even if I had 1cm penis, surgery would be the last thing I would think of. I would rather take PED5 Inhibitor to get it bigger (fully erected) than get a surgery. Quote:
When I was taking one of the class, I had a lab partner who was really really helpful. Got close and had some sexing. Since this was 1st unattractive female I've ever slept with at that time, I didn't know what the hell was going on with my penis. As we know when not erected, it can be small. Well, found out it was normal. I broke my ugly-girl cherry that night. After that, it wasn't a problem. I just concentrated on boobs , ass , and vagina during sex with unattractive gals. So, before the girl even talk about the size of my penis, I would go to the gym and take shower, and get my penis notarized to stop the false rumor. Also, sleep with other girls who are fairly attractive in the same circle to double verify. (notoarized was funny, kidding) Quote:
Putting dollar bill on your mouth etc. Nothing fancy about that. Escort/hooker? Why pay $200 (or whatever it is going rate for escort) for a sex?? 1. During winter vacation at school, there re TONS AND TONS of girls who didn't go home for Christmas or other holidays. 2. Summer session is another good one. Since not too many people, it is even easier for ugly guy like to get input more ##s on the phone. 3. Working? Go out to lunch "alone." again key is alone. Lots of females I can meet up every day. 10 good convo, at leat 1 will ask for # or email. Fun date, and sex just comes as a bonus. 4. Worst case, your boss and/or co-worker will see how blue ball streak you are on, and try to hook you up. Never pay for sex. not worth going to jail for.
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10-23-2015, 11:54 PM | #81 |
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^ uhhhhhhhh why are you ROFLing?
Oh great. Now I have the smaller penis than 2.5er" on this forum.
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10-23-2015, 11:54 PM | #82 | |
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That's it, I'm ditching a friend and you can have his slot as my new bestie. An awesome idea!
I don't mind naked ladies, and I can easily watch strippers while eating wings. I'm cool with cars and guns, and alcohol, hunting and I can hold my own in a fight (against elderly anyway). Want the job?!
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10-23-2015, 11:57 PM | #84 |
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I'm laughing at all the detail you give.
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10-24-2015, 12:01 AM | #85 |
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Well....ummmmmm.... as for my defense to unattractive girl.
They helped me with my lab and hw. It was like my personal tutor!
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10-24-2015, 12:02 AM | #86 | |
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10-24-2015, 12:04 AM | #87 |
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No it was an interesting answer! I appreciate it!
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10-24-2015, 12:07 AM | #88 |
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When I was in early 20s, i use to say this to females.
"If you gag, it is big enough."
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