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      05-11-2016, 08:36 PM   #27721
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Fixin to get my burger on....suck it
Fixin? Haven't heard that bastardization of the English language since Texas.

Look great though. Jealous. Would love a burger on a bun and some fries. Although sick of "hand cut" and "housemade" fries. Call me ghetto but I'm fine with McD shoestring fries. Only fries that beat it are Les Halles on Park. Fried in duck fat, shoestring fries...served with ketchup and mayo (yes, not "aoli").

God I hate when restaurants and hipster church up simple things like mayo.

Sorry, enjoy your burger. I had crab cakes and chicken breast with a pound of baby spinach for dinner.
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Fixin to get my burger on....suck it
Fixin? Haven't heard that bastardization of the English language since Texas.

Look great though. Jealous. Would love a burger on a bun and some fries. Although sick of "hand cut" and "housemade" fries. Call me ghetto but I'm fine with McD shoestring fries. Only fries that beat it are Les Halles on Park. Fried in duck fat, shoestring fries...served with ketchup and mayo (yes, not "aoli").

God I hate when restaurants and hipster church up simple things like mayo.

Sorry, enjoy your burger. I had crab cakes and chicken breast with a pound of baby spinach for dinner.
You know nothing John Snow....this isn't just a burger....it's a burger from Trip Advisors #1 burger joint in these United States....about 7 miles from my house
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I'm just glad I don't have to pay in gold biscuits
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You know nothing John Snow....this isn't just a burger....it's a burger from Trip Advisors #1 burger joint in these United States....about 7 miles from my house
Sorry man, not sure which Jon/John Snow? Like GOT? Or Louis Pasteur style Snow?

Anyway. Which place is this?

Best burgers I've had - not best in the world, but maybe

Old Homestead - NY
Hopdoddy - TX
One 53 - NJ

Looks good man. Jealous. Just had a cup of Almond milk.
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I'm just glad I don't have to pay in gold biscuits
No shit, cuz that would've been one EXPENSIVE BURGER.
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Fixin to get my burger on....suck it
Fixin? Haven't heard that bastardization of the English language since Texas.

Look great though. Jealous. Would love a burger on a bun and some fries. Although sick of "hand cut" and "housemade" fries. Call me ghetto but I'm fine with McD shoestring fries. Only fries that beat it are Les Halles on Park. Fried in duck fat, shoestring fries...served with ketchup and mayo (yes, not "aoli").

God I hate when restaurants and hipster church up simple things like mayo.

Sorry, enjoy your burger. I had crab cakes and chicken breast with a pound of baby spinach for dinner.
He's our resident hick, dontcha know?
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You know nothing John Snow....this isn't just a burger....it's a burger from Trip Advisors #1 burger joint in these United States....about 7 miles from my house
Sorry man, not sure which Jon/John Snow? Like GOT? Or Louis Pasteur style Snow?

Anyway. Which place is this?

Best burgers I've had - not best in the world, but maybe

Old Homestead - NY
Hopdoddy - TX
One 53 - NJ

Looks good man. Jealous. Just had a cup of Almond milk.
Spicy Goat is the burger to have....

Goat cheese
Bacon
Romain
Homemade Pepper Jelly
8 ounce hand patties of Angus cooked to slight pink center....
Sweet Potato Fries

Enjoy that bastard milk
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Fixin to get my burger on....suck it
Fixin? Haven't heard that bastardization of the English language since Texas.

Look great though. Jealous. Would love a burger on a bun and some fries. Although sick of "hand cut" and "housemade" fries. Call me ghetto but I'm fine with McD shoestring fries. Only fries that beat it are Les Halles on Park. Fried in duck fat, shoestring fries...served with ketchup and mayo (yes, not "aoli").

God I hate when restaurants and hipster church up simple things like mayo.

Sorry, enjoy your burger. I had crab cakes and chicken breast with a pound of baby spinach for dinner.
He's our resident hick, dontcha know?
That's 'Southern Gentleman' to you missy....

With all the new blood in OT - maybe you could revive the 10 question thread...?!?!
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8 ounce hand patties of Angus cooked to slight pink center....
Sweet Potato Fries

Enjoy that bastard milk
You lost me at goat bro...
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Fixin to get my burger on....suck it
Fixin? Haven't heard that bastardization of the English language since Texas.

Look great though. Jealous. Would love a burger on a bun and some fries. Although sick of "hand cut" and "housemade" fries. Call me ghetto but I'm fine with McD shoestring fries. Only fries that beat it are Les Halles on Park. Fried in duck fat, shoestring fries...served with ketchup and mayo (yes, not "aoli").

God I hate when restaurants and hipster church up simple things like mayo.

Sorry, enjoy your burger. I had crab cakes and chicken breast with a pound of baby spinach for dinner.
He's our resident hick, dontcha know?
That's 'Southern Gentleman' to you missy....

With all the new blood in OT - maybe you could revive the 10 question thread...?!?!
Yeah I was going to and got busy. I'll get around to it.
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Spicy Goat is the burger to have....

Goat cheese
Bacon
Romain
Homemade Pepper Jelly
8 ounce hand patties of Angus cooked to slight pink center....
Sweet Potato Fries

Enjoy that bastard milk
You lost me at goat bro...
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It's not a 'goat' burger...jeez.
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It's not a 'goat' burger...jeez.
Don't like anything goat. Sorry man. Goat cheese tastes like ricotta cheese fermented under an armpit to me.

Can't handle the gaminess of goat anything. One time at Aquavit, I wigged out cuz they served bread with goat butter and the complimentary chef course had goat cheese in it. I literally scraped my tongue with s napkin dipped in MacAllan 15. I said, "am I getting punked? Why would a place serve goat butter without forewarning?"

Goat is mywifes335's culinary kryptonite.
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It's not a 'goat' burger...jeez.
Don't like anything goat. Sorry man. Goat cheese tastes like ricotta cheese fermented under an armpit to me.

Can't handle the gaminess of goat anything. One time at Aquavit, I wigged out cuz they served bread with goat butter and the complimentary chef course had goat cheese in it. I literally scraped my tongue with s napkin dipped in MacAllan 15. I said, "am I getting punked? Why would a place serve goat butter without forewarning?"

Goat is mywifes335's culinary kryptonite.
Maybe you should see a Dr. about that...?
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Remember, he's half [strike]black[/strike] Jamaican



Haha - Ice room at the Korean Spa. I do enjoy that room quite a bit.

Mywifes335 I cannot stand gamey meats and cheeses. Pass...pass..pass.
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Don't like anything goat. Sorry man. Goat cheese tastes like ricotta cheese fermented under an armpit to me.

Can't handle the gaminess of goat anything. One time at Aquavit, I wigged out cuz they served bread with goat butter and the complimentary chef course had goat cheese in it. I literally scraped my tongue with s napkin dipped in MacAllan 15. I said, "am I getting punked? Why would a place serve goat butter without forewarning?"

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Remember, he's half [strike]black[/strike] Jamaican


Haha - Ice room at the Korean Spa. I do enjoy that room quite a bit.

Mywifes335 I cannot stand gamey meats and cheeses. Pass...pass..pass.
I think this is a real medical condition...I remember reading about it.

There is also a a creme or pill you can take....the brand name version is called growaset. The generic is called nutup...

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Maybe you should see a Dr. about that...?
Not necessary. Funny thing is, goat is popular in Caribbean cuisine.

But the way it's prepared, the gaminess is almost taken out.
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I think this is a real medical condition...I remember reading about it.

There is also a a creme or pill you can take....the brand name version is called growaset. The generic is called nutup...

Yeah man, good rationale. Taste has everything to do with nutting up.

You must love the taste of jizz then.
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Yeah man, good rationale. Taste has everything to do with nutting up.

You must love the taste of jizz then.
Jizz gold biscuits, smothered in gold gravy....
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Jizz gold biscuits, smothered in gold gravy....
Dude you just looooove gold biscuits!
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Tell me something exiting to spice up my otherwise drab existence this week.
Jei! The exciting lives of m drivers!

I got some excellent news yesterday. If I can get hubby to play along, it just might make me the happiest person on earth plus!! I could relearn german again.

We'll see.

Nothing wild going on here. I'm helping out my friends to build their summer projects and on my free time enjoying our epic weather. We had a horrible heatwave here, but now it's thank coffee over.

What the fuck is the point in being in finland if it's going to be hot out here!
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