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12-08-2018, 09:43 AM | #2509 | |
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12-08-2018, 09:54 AM | #2510 |
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knowing her that guy has an arduous task in front of him |
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12-09-2018, 12:47 PM | #2512 |
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Funny story, last night my buddy and I ran into this hottie at the bars. No questions were off limits about her sexual history. How many dudes she's been with, how many 3 sums, how many she did raw, etc. We wanted to Eiffel tower her but unfortunately it didn't happen. Regardless, all I was left thinking at the end of the night was damn, that's gonna be somebody's wife one day.
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12-09-2018, 12:54 PM | #2513 | |
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12-09-2018, 01:26 PM | #2514 | |
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I would suggest consulting urban dictionary for that btw. |
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12-10-2018, 09:46 AM | #2515 | |
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At my age, all the good little boys and girls have been taken for quite some time and aren't going anywhere unless someone dies or someone cheats. |
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12-10-2018, 10:29 AM | #2516 | |
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12-10-2018, 11:15 AM | #2517 | |
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It's shocking to see how many haven't been serviced in years. I'm continually amazed at the 40-53 year old age range who fit in your two categories. They workout all the time and have better bodies than their daughters. They haven't been touched by a man in months/years. They are uniformly terrified of any man playing them again. It's a bit sad. Cheers-mk
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12-10-2018, 12:12 PM | #2521 | |
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12-10-2018, 12:17 PM | #2522 |
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That's Lord's work right there! I feel rusty and complacent in my craft. I've been with the same girl for over 2 years. There is give and take here, I do miss the variety and the chase, but the girlfriends appetite and her lack of boundaries is just way better than what I ever got with randoms....she also has a good heart so there's that.
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12-10-2018, 12:36 PM | #2523 | |
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12-10-2018, 12:39 PM | #2524 | |
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you didn't participate in no nut november????? HEATHEN how DARE you
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12-10-2018, 12:47 PM | #2525 |
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Being faithful to a good woman comes easy....the things that happen behind closed doors are anything but wholesome.
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12-10-2018, 02:16 PM | #2527 |
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12-10-2018, 02:36 PM | #2528 | |
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Either that or the length is meant to assist the cat in springing forward and creating more speed than an ordinary cat would be able to in order to exit the room safely as soon as the door begins to close. |
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12-10-2018, 03:07 PM | #2529 |
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It's a conspiracy created by feminists!!!!
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Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion. |
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12-10-2018, 03:58 PM | #2530 | |
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She has kids and a dog....and a cat.
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Oddly enough Hamilton the gigantic orange nightmare will remain on the the corner of the bed and act as if nothing is happening....he is an oak. We have turned it into a game. When we have disgusted him enough to actually get down off the bed, it was a good session.....which is about 90% of the time. It's like a rodeo of sorts, if the cat can stay on the bed for the entire act we stand up and clap for him.
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