Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You had my heart melting until that last part.

Want me to edit it out? I've been snippy these few days...

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Your Santa's talent at disguising goods

Another talent...interpretation.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Want me to edit it out? I've been snippy these few days...

Yeah, you've been picking on me lately, what gives babe?

Nah, don't edit it, I actually enjoy sass.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah, you've been picking on me lately, what gives babe?

Nah, don't edit it, I actually enjoy sass.

Someone called me "feisty" the other day. Ever use the app "Code Red"?

Axius · 12-16-2015, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Someone called me "feisty" the other day. Ever use the app "Code Red"?

Nah, I don't do much technological shit. What is it?

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Nah, I don't do much technological shit. What is it?

It's a warning system for guys, but crashes worse than the BP app.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

It's a warning system for guys, but crashes worse than the BP app.

Well, my phone is a piece of shit at the moment, and certain apps make my phone crash as a whole (like those stupid emoji keyboards).

I guess I need to try and be observant of normal warning signs...., ut oh.

Biorin · 12-16-2015, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah, you've been picking on me lately, what gives babe?

Nah, don't edit it, I actually enjoy sass.

Someone called me "feisty" the other day. Ever use the app "Code Red"?

Yeah, blame it on the estrogen...

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Yeah, blame it on the estrogen...

Preach it, sistah

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Well, my phone is a piece of shit at the moment

Are you on Santa's "nice" list or are you fucked?

Axius · 12-16-2015, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Are you on Santa's "nice" list or are you fucked?

Naughty 365 days a year hunny, been in the shoe for many years now.

To be fair, the free coal usually powers up the grill a few times, so it's not a total loss.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 10:42 AM

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Naughty 365 days a year hunny, been in the shoe for many years now.

Just remember...Buddy's dad had redemption, so all's not lost.

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To be fair, the free coal usually powers up the grill a few times, so it's not a total loss.

Lemons to lemonade. I like that.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Just remember...Buddy's dad had redemption, so all's not lost.

There's always light at the end of every tunnel.

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Lemons to lemonade. I like that.

I usually keep three lumps that I put on a plate with a glass of 0w-40 that I leave out for Santa every year.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I usually keep three lumps that I put on a plate with a glass of 0w-40 that I leave out for Santa every year.

...and you wonder why you have a shitty phone that crashes.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

...and you wonder why you have a shitty phone that crashes.

He started it...

Plus, it's not like I went through with my original plan to mix his milk with bleach and bake cookies with rat poison in them. I could single handedly destroy Christmas for the world.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 11:01 AM

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Plus, it's not like I went through with my original plan to mix his milk with bleach and bake cookies with rat poison in them. I could single handedly destroy Christmas for the world.

The Axius of Evil awakens

shoei · 12-16-2015, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

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Originally Posted by Axius

Plus, it's not like I went through with my original plan to mix his milk with bleach and bake cookies with rat poison in them. I could single handedly destroy Christmas for the world.

The Axius of Evil awakens

All because his car has a massive thigh gap he's going to reign on Jesus's birthday??