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C5driver · 02-01-2016, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I left you off as well on purpose so shut your pie hole...

:happy anim:

C5driver · 02-01-2016, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by Axius

But this way you get both. Figure you're laying strapped down to a...., 30 or so foot conveyor that's slowly dragging you forward at say, .0025mph directly to a diamond tipped blade, balls/twat end first.

You have to deal with the fear that yes, you are going to die, and it's going to take a while to get there, so all you can do is stammer in your own mind whilst 100000 different things pass through your brain before you become halved.

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Originally Posted by C5driver

2" into the cut and they pass out. Where's the fun in that?

You stop the table, 1" into the cut. Or you inject them with somehting that would prevent them from passing out. Or you simply stop the table when they pass out, get some ammonia and wake them up again before restarting the table.

Oh yeah, Make the blade white hot so it cauterizes as it cuts.

Strapped to a table. Adrenaline drip. Mirror over the table. Power tools. Scissors. Blow torch. Cauterizing plate.

Uhhhh...Law Abiding Citizen. The movie...

Axius · 02-01-2016, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

2" into the cut and they pass out. Where's the fun in that?

True. It was a poorly devised plan.

Axius · 02-01-2016, 01:25 PM

I just noticed..., I've been walking around with my fly open all day...., no use zipping it up at this point, right?

1MOREMOD · 02-01-2016, 01:47 PM

Flop it out and continue

Axius · 02-01-2016, 01:54 PM

"Oh my goodness, I had no idea my monster dong was hanging out of my pantaloons! That's so Axius!"

Mr Tonka · 02-01-2016, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

"Oh my goodness, I had no idea my monster dong was hanging out of my pantaloons! That's so Axius!"

Mr Tonka · 02-01-2016, 03:16 PM

In Tampa this past weekend we had what we call Gasparilla. It's a party holiday similar to Mardi Gras. There is a kids parade, a day parade, a night parade, a boat parade, a half marathon, 5k, etc.... People exchange beads for boobs and dress up in costumes to run in the races.... Pic of boat parade.

This past weekend was the night parade and at some point in the weekend someone, presumably drunk, launched themselves and their car over the septic drain field mound in front of my building. They somehow lost control crossed the sidewalk while looking like they broke the bead on their left front tire and went up the mound (about 3' high) at an angle. They got themselves air born for a short distance and landed on the opposite side of the mound where it appears they broke the bead on both right side tires as their wheels left 1/2" deep gouges in the asphalt as they missed driving into my office by about 8'. The proceeded to make the skidding arch and ended up going over two parking bumps and through a few bushes, narrowly missing a telephone pole and ending up back out on the street.

Close call for me, but i'm assuming that person's got a nasty smell in their car. Though someone having the cognitive decision making skills to make the necessary steering corrections to miss the building makes me think there is a slight possibility that maneuver started with "watch this!". lol

Point of approach...

Table top area showing no tire marks (airborne)

Landing area...

Looking back...

Dismount area...

You can see the nice large arch from where i'm standing to the exit point over by the roll of carpet.

RJ_ · 02-01-2016, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

"watch this!". lol

Pics of the damage?

UncleWede · 02-01-2016, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

People exchange beads for boobs

And he fucking sends us pics of the boat parade.

YOU

ARE

DOING

IT

WRONG

Mr Tonka · 02-01-2016, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Pics of the damage?

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

And he fucking sends us pics of the boat parade.

YOU

ARE

DOING

IT

WRONG

Geez, sorry. See the edit above.

1MOREMOD · 02-01-2016, 04:09 PM

Nice dukes of hazard theory roscoe

1LRM3 · 02-01-2016, 04:38 PM

Rosco P Coltrane lol...

This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, well, he mighta misunderstood me, Boss. You see, my Spanish is just a might shaky.

Mr Tonka · 02-01-2016, 08:44 PM

Since there is no *** Official All Things Racing *** thread.... i'll post these here.

Mr Tonka · 02-01-2016, 08:47 PM

I have to say that i was kind of pissed that Axius and ASBSECU E93 were at the race and didn't say anything. Didn't know that ASB smoked either....

Mr Tonka · 02-01-2016, 08:49 PM

Oooh. I almost forgot one of my favorites. Took me about 15 laps to get this shot.

ASBSECU E93 · 02-01-2016, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I have to say that i was kind of pissed that Axius and ASBSECU E93 were at the race and didn't say anything. Didn't know that ASB smoked either....

DAMMIT Tonka Donk!!!

I have been trying to keep a low profile of late.....

Pall Mall....no filter if you must know

Axius · 02-01-2016, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

DAMMIT Tonka Donk!!!

I have been trying to keep a low profile of late.....

Pall Mall....no filter if you must know

Well, actually. I have a nice luscious beard and I smoke Newports, so I think I'm the nice burly man without the dual ear piercings on the right.

Although, I do have tattoos and enjoy a decent bush, so I guess it's up in the air.

1MOREMOD · 02-01-2016, 10:40 PM

Some asshat broke into my x5d today at work.

Mr Tonka · 02-01-2016, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Some asshat broke into my x5d today at work.

#drugdealinglife

Sorry to hear. Take anything valuable or just cause a mess and inconvenience?

shoei · 02-01-2016, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Some asshat broke into my x5d today at work.

That blows... No parking lots cams or anything? Did they get anything valuable? I leave nothing in my cars - not even a single scrap piece of paper is visible... Awhile back, someone smashed my friends window for an iPhone cable... What kind of grimey ass mofo steals a phone cable? And smashes a window to get it?!

1MOREMOD · 02-01-2016, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

#drugdealinglife

Sorry to hear. Take anything valuable or just cause a mess and inconvenience?

They took a small briefcase with work related stuff that isn't valuable to anyone but me. Went back and played detective trying to find where they tossed it but no luck.

02-01-2016, 01:25 PM	#22268
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I just noticed..., I've been walking around with my fly open all day...., no use zipping it up at this point, right?
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02-01-2016, 03:16 PM	#22272
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6057 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	In Tampa this past weekend we had what we call Gasparilla. It's a party holiday similar to Mardi Gras. There is a kids parade, a day parade, a night parade, a boat parade, a half marathon, 5k, etc.... People exchange beads for boobs and dress up in costumes to run in the races.... Pic of boat parade. This past weekend was the night parade and at some point in the weekend someone, presumably drunk, launched themselves and their car over the septic drain field mound in front of my building. They somehow lost control crossed the sidewalk while looking like they broke the bead on their left front tire and went up the mound (about 3' high) at an angle. They got themselves air born for a short distance and landed on the opposite side of the mound where it appears they broke the bead on both right side tires as their wheels left 1/2" deep gouges in the asphalt as they missed driving into my office by about 8'. The proceeded to make the skidding arch and ended up going over two parking bumps and through a few bushes, narrowly missing a telephone pole and ending up back out on the street. Close call for me, but i'm assuming that person's got a nasty smell in their car. Though someone having the cognitive decision making skills to make the necessary steering corrections to miss the building makes me think there is a slight possibility that maneuver started with "watch this!". lol Point of approach... Table top area showing no tire marks (airborne) Landing area... Looking back... Dismount area... You can see the nice large arch from where i'm standing to the exit point over by the roll of carpet. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat" Last edited by Mr Tonka; 02-01-2016 at 04:04 PM..
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02-01-2016, 08:44 PM	#22278
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6057 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Since there is no * Official All Things Racing * thread.... i'll post these here. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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02-01-2016, 08:47 PM	#22279
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6057 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	I have to say that i was kind of pissed that Axius and ASBSECU E93 were at the race and didn't say anything. Didn't know that ASB smoked either.... __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6057 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Oooh. I almost forgot one of my favorites. Took me about 15 laps to get this shot. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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