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View Poll Results: Which Bimmerpost OT member had the best Halloween costume?
C5driver as a colt with a colt 3 3.26%
MrPrena as Gasmaskman 1 1.09%
Bimmette as WonderWoman and the invisible BMW 38 41.30%
CANGRKE70 as Viking 6 6.52%
F30lolz as Darth Maul 1 1.09%
UncleWede as Lups 2 2.17%
RJ_419 as Jake from Statefarm 0 0%
Lups as Milk Fetcher 6 6.52%
Mr Tonka as Lups 31 33.70%
Nefarious as Marty McFly 4 4.35%
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      11-04-2015, 05:19 PM   #221
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I am down for this as well. Need more clarity - and what if I accidentally donate more that the 40 limit
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I am down for this as well. Need more clarity - and what if I accidentally donate more that the 40 limit
You win a free night with Axius.
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You win a free night with Axius.
Damn you and your ideas!

This is awesome.
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Damn you and your ideas!

This is awesome.
I'm super creative when it comes to prostituting OT members for the greater good.
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Dude, just go on Amazon and mail someone sex toys. Done.
I was born with your sex toy .
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I was born with your sex toy .
I didn't get it, but "hahahahahaha"
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Dude, just go on Amazon and mail someone sex toys. Done.
I was born with your sex toy .
You never fail to outdo yourself, Belgium.

And on that lovely note, bedtime.
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I didn't get it, but "hahahahahaha"
In other words in short to make it more clear ...
"All real man" are born from day 1 with the ultimate sex toy for women..
Thank god
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In other words in short to make it more clear ...
"All real man" are born from day 1 with the ultimate sex toy for women..
Thank god
Thanks for clearing that out my friend!
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And on that lovely note, bedtime.
Yep that's one of my qualities !
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In other words in short to make it more clear ...
"All real man" are born from day 1 with the ultimate sex toy for women..
Thank god
So a real man sits in a closet waiting to be taken out and makes no noise?

Real men rock! Ive clearly married a fake man
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So a real man sits in a closet waiting to be taken out and makes no noise?

Real men rock! Ive clearly married a fake man
I never get complaints by women because they don't need to blow me up .
I have also no time to get in the closet because my job really sucks .
And my dick can do the trick without air .
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I never get complaints by women because they don't need to blow me up .
I have also no time to get in the closet because my job really sucks .
And my dick can do the trick without air .
Yeah, women really don't do dolls, you know that right?
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I never get complaints by women because they don't need to blow me up .
I have also no time to get in the closet because my job really sucks .
And my dick can do the trick without air .
Belgium, you are aware that when you keep posting publicly about Penis, Dick, Fu*king, etc, it drives the women away.
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Lately I heard other things of C5...
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Belgium, you are aware that when you keep posting publicly about Penis, Dick, Fu*king, etc, it drives the women away.
I heard women talking on here a lot more heavy stuff ...
So when I type "dick" that must look/sound like pussy on here !
Just think back on the thread....Ask a girl anything .
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I never get complaints by women because they don't need to blow me up .
I have also no time to get in the closet because my job really sucks .
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Belgium, you are aware that when you keep posting publicly about Penis, Dick, Fu*king, etc, it drives the women away.
You mean drives them CRAZY

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How much for a night with Axius and Mr Tonka ???
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You mean drives them CRAZY

That's another quality .
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Wow...Really ?
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I heard women talking on here a lot more heavy stuff ...
So when I type "dick" that must look/sound like pussy on here !
Just think back on the thread....Ask a girl anything .
I think it would be a good idea to post questions there. They made the thread, and there is nothing wrong with you asking serious stuff on that thread.


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You mean drives them CRAZY

Well, without him, this place got little boring.
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How much for a night with Axius and Mr Tonka ???
You rich bastard buying the good ones straight away!
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