[Sara]

My SS is generous! I got a second anonymous sender gift in the mail today. Love it!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Sara504

My SS is generous! I got a second anonymous sender gift in the mail today. Love it!

Apparently you have more than one Secret Santa, you lucky girl!

[Lups]

Where's the pic abs!?

Edit fucking autocorrect. Again!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

Where's the pic ads!?

@ASBSECU E93

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Lups

Where's the pic abs!?

Edit fucking autocorrect. Again!

Originally Posted by bimmette

@ASBSECU E93

Of what....?!?!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Of what....?!?!

Well the story goes we can see you wearing a tiara! I've always wanted to see you in a tiara! Go take a selfie of you wearing that in the M!

[SugarSkulls]

Why are short girls so effing cute?

Love my 5 ft nothing women. Bless you tinder, bless you.

[1MOREMOD]

Cuz it makes that ass fatter

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Cuz it makes that ass fatter

That's... Not exactly how physics work...

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

That's... Not exactly how physics work...

You're right, Not exactly.

But the optical illusion is hard to argue with.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

You're right, Not exactly.

But the optical illusion is hard to argue with.

Isn't Biorin about your height requirements?? Can't get on the rides at Disneyland-ish??

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

Isn't Biorin about your height requirements?? Can't get on the rides at Disneyland-ish??

She is, but she's happily taken.

I'm a bit of a pig. Somewhat arrogant. But a home wrecker, I am not.

Jk, If I lived near her id totally try to swoop, but it's hard being in sunny SoCal.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by shoei

That's... Not exactly how physics work...

It's higher math you will catch on.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It's higher math you will catch on.

Your numbers must be off... Completely... Or you haven't seen enough women sans clothing?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

She is, but she's happily taken.

I'm a bit of a pig. Somewhat arrogant. But a home wrecker, I am not.

Jk, If I lived near her id totally try to swoop, but it's hard being in sunny SoCal.

hashtag first world problems... being in sunny socal... the horror... the atrocities... how do you live??!!

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It's higher math you will catch on.

Hahahahahha you're one funny mother fucker.


How did I ever dislike you? Seattle trash.

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

hashtag first world problems... being in sunny socal... the horror... the atrocities... how do you live??!!

As if there aren't enough short, well endowed, cute little woman around here- I feel the need to try to steal taken ones 3,000 miles away.

It's a hard life, but someone's gotta do it.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

As if there aren't enough short, well endowed, cute little woman around here- I feel the need to try to steal taken ones 3,000 miles away.

It's a hard life, but someone's gotta do it.

Speaking of SoCal... rained for about an hour today, just one hour and the streets were flooded, lol... gotta love it... cities not equipped for such heinosity...

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

Speaking of SoCal... rained for about an hour today, just one hour and the streets were flooded, lol... gotta love it... cities not equipped for such heinosity...

It's raining hard in la jolla right now I wanted to walk to the pool across the street too. Ugh

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by shoei

Your numbers must be off... Completely... Or you haven't seen enough women sans clothing?

Oh no I'm dead on. Thesis in college and all. I've seen it all twice. Short bitch with fat ass until she's 27 then cut them lose.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

It's raining hard in la jolla right now I wanted to walk to the pool across the street too. Ugh

If... you are getting into said pool, would it matter if you got wet in the rain to get there??

Just drive the I8 across the street... The battery will last at least that long for you to make it there...

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Oh no I'm dead on. Thesis in college and all. I've seen it all twice. Short bitch with fat ass until she's 27 then cut them lose.

Uh oh. Is wifey in trouble then?