LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

MKSixer · 07-01-2020, 10:14 AM

Worth the watch. Particularly when the "ladies" get called up to the stage.

rwheels · 07-01-2020, 10:42 AM

King Rudi · 07-01-2020, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by HFW003

That takes me back!

To when you used to get glitter on 9 guys?

upstatedoc · 07-01-2020, 02:58 PM

[QUOTE=rwheels;26382478]

Actually, this stripper, charged with exposing her privates to a police officer, bent over to show the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to show any of her goods (1983). /QUOTE]

uh, chambers please

KRS_SN · 07-01-2020, 03:46 PM

[QUOTE=upstatedoc;26384118]

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Originally Posted by rwheels

Actually, this stripper, charged with exposing her privates to a police officer, bent over to show the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to show any of her goods (1983). /QUOTE]

uh, chambers please

i wouldn't like to be the judge that realizes too late that the stripper was trans

Mandi90TT · 07-01-2020, 05:28 PM

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KRS_SN · 07-02-2020, 06:16 AM

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity.

"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees.".

The cannibals promised they would not..

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But now, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

No one · 07-02-2020, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KRS_SN

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity.

"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees.".

The cannibals promised they would not..

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But now, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

bigrum · 07-02-2020, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Worth the watch. Particularly when the "ladies" get called up to the stage.

Man that video is comedy gold. I watched it on mute of course, I can't stand that song.

That librarian in the black dress was running the show, I almost wondering if she was put in as a ringer.

So many things to look at, but then start watching the symphony players' reactions to the women. That's the best part.

KRS_SN · 07-02-2020, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by No one

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRS_SN

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity.

"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees.".

The cannibals promised they would not..

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But now, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

Well spotted!!

MKSixer · 07-02-2020, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by bigrum

Man that video is comedy gold. I watched it on mute of course, I can't stand that song.

That librarian in the black dress was running the show, I almost wondering if she was put in as a ringer.

So many things to look at, but then start watching the symphony players' reactions to the women. That's the best part.

The song was definitely overplayed in its heyday but you are absolutely correct...watching the reactions of the symphony was pure comedy gold. Especially the members closest to the "ladies" nearest the stage. Even the rapping knight was surprised by the number of women mounting the steps to shake their butts!! It's like someone hit a Hoochie button.

It's HILARIOUS!!

Throttlesteer14 · 07-02-2020, 03:27 PM

I've always liked Sir Mix-A-Lot. I kinda wish he did this with the San Diego Symphony. Probably a little better "talent".

KRS_SN · 07-02-2020, 03:56 PM

H

Murf993 · 07-03-2020, 07:03 AM

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The Choosey begger · 07-03-2020, 07:47 AM

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The Choosey begger · 07-03-2020, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Murf993

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Joekerr · 07-03-2020, 09:38 AM

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vreihen16 · 07-03-2020, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by anglo

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In the words of the great philosopher Jeremy Clarkson, that'll buff right out!

If only it had an ///M badge.....

dinonz · 07-03-2020, 10:40 AM

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For sale 80k serious offers only plz

Dammit! Now I want to buy a plane.

Just not that one.

EvaaWilli · 07-03-2020, 01:20 PM

ahahha, this is very funny!

upstatedoc · 07-03-2020, 04:08 PM

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larsek · 07-03-2020, 06:53 PM

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i like

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