Ask an Asian anything? LOL

Aatish · 03-24-2016, 08:17 PM

AHAHASHAHAHA Constance Wu

PoorLurker · 03-24-2016, 09:16 PM

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Why are the accents in Fresh Off the Boat so garbage? Not authentic...especially that hot ass mom.

hahaha

Family should have been Cantonese and then they can hire Russell Peters as a character.

Mywifes335 · 03-24-2016, 09:19 PM

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hahaha

Family should have been Cantonese and then they can hire Russell Peters as a character.

Why am I all of a sudden hungry for dim sum?

Russell is the man.

BMW F22 · 03-24-2016, 09:23 PM

I saw Russell Peters at the Mt Winery. Say in front row and yelled out "we love you Russell!" And he said "love you too. What kind of asian are you?" Lol

PoorLurker · 03-24-2016, 09:37 PM

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I saw Russell Peters at the Mt Winery. Say in front row and yelled out "we love you Russell!" And he said "love you too. What kind of asian are you?" Lol

WUUUUU!!!!

BMW F22 · 03-24-2016, 09:46 PM

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WUUUUU!!!!

Lol

I said "Vietnamese." Then he asked "oh do you know Cung Le?! (Who was sitting a few rows behind me)"

Me- i have heard of him but don't know him personally.
Russell- dude did you just call Cung Le an asshole??!!
Me- shit no no!

Ragged Edge · 03-24-2016, 11:21 PM

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Why am I all of a sudden hungry for dim sum?

Russell is the man.

Every time I go for dim sum, I hear everyone scuffing their feet on the floor. Genuine question, why do asians drag their feet on the floor? Cultural? Coolness factor? Grandma's do it too!! I would do it too, but I'm afraid I'll trip.

RABAUKE · 03-25-2016, 07:03 AM

Oil or powder?

Mywifes335 · 03-25-2016, 10:52 AM

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Oil or powder?

Muhahahaha..... Turn over.

Mywifes335 · 03-25-2016, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Ragged Edge

Every time I go for dim sum, I hear everyone scuffing their feet on the floor. Genuine question, why do asians drag their feet on the floor? Cultural? Coolness factor? Grandma's do it too!! I would do it too, but I'm afraid I'll trip.

It's ninja practice. No, it's cooler sounding with inside slippers. I think it's an old grandma thing.

M3 Number 86 · 03-25-2016, 11:19 AM

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Muhahahaha..... Turn over.

hard medium soft?

soft then (turn) HARD BITCH!

Mywifes335 · 03-25-2016, 11:23 AM

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hard medium soft?

soft then (turn) HARD BITCH!

You so strong! You big!

M3 Number 86 · 03-25-2016, 11:28 AM

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hard medium soft?

soft then (turn) HARD BITCH!

You so strong! You big!

Lol

Shoot to hit her face and then laugh LOL

Mywifes335 · 03-25-2016, 11:39 AM

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Lol

Shoot to hit her face and then laugh LOL

Extra tip! Lol

M3 Number 86 · 03-25-2016, 11:53 AM

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Extra tip! Lol

wasnt MY fault!

RABAUKE · 03-25-2016, 05:27 PM

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Muhahahaha..... Turn over.

You like happy ending?

PoorLurker · 03-25-2016, 05:32 PM

Who has the best drink?

Taiwan - Milk Tea
Thailand - Thai Tea
Vietnam - Viet Iced Coffee
Korea - Barley tea
Hong Kong - Iced Lemon Tea
Japan - Calpico (or Green Tea - not sure what specialty drink they have in the land of the rising sun)

M3 Number 86 · 03-25-2016, 05:45 PM

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Who has the best drink?

Taiwan - Milk Tea
Thailand - Thai Tea
Vietnam - Viet Iced Coffee
Korea - Barley tea
Hong Kong - Iced Lemon Tea
Japan - Calpico (or Green Tea - not sure what specialty drink they have in the land of the rising sun)

For correction Koreans drink barley tea as if it was water. It's not a specialty drink at all.

Who has the best alcohol consumption and culture? Koreans for sure. We don't care about boba

PoorLurker · 03-25-2016, 06:20 PM

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For correction Koreans drink barley tea as if it was water. It's not a specialty drink at all.

Yea - I couldn't think of any specialty drink that are popular for Koreans who are underage or those who do not consume alcohol.

First thing that popped into my mind was that barley tea...yummy

M3 Number 86 · 03-25-2016, 06:30 PM

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For correction Koreans drink barley tea as if it was water. It's not a specialty drink at all.

Yea - I couldn't think of any specialty drink that are popular for Koreans who are underage or those who do not consume alcohol.

First thing that popped into my mind was that barley tea...yummy

Yakult for Japan. Banana milk for Korea.

Mywifes335 · 03-25-2016, 06:34 PM

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Yakult for Japan. Banana milk for Korea.

Yup. That shit makes your breath smell real good. Take shot before hitting on chicks.

Mywifes335 · 03-25-2016, 06:36 PM

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Yea - I couldn't think of any specialty drink that are popular for Koreans who are underage or those who do not consume alcohol.

First thing that popped into my mind was that barley tea...yummy

No such thing as underage Koreans who don't consume alcohol.

That's why they have yogurt (yogloo) soju. So you can take home underage bitches.

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