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      12-04-2015, 02:20 PM   #3367
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Hahahaha no response. You win.
Check my edit, it might help you with a response.
No no...still stumped for words.

It was that good.
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      12-04-2015, 02:21 PM   #3368
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What's taking the first take podcast so long to upload :

I've grown a soft spot for Skip Bayless. Despite his ridiculous takes and constantly belittles my hawks
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Have you seen Trish in the latest videos in her tight black skirt?

I swear it makes me want to order anything through Rusnak
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      12-04-2015, 02:29 PM   #3370
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Shut your face. Bike + Fat ass = Best Avy ever.
Dont make me post my bike pic with my fat ass!
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Shut your face. Bike + Fat ass = Best Avy ever.
Dont make me post my bike pic with my fat ass!
Do it.
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      12-04-2015, 02:33 PM   #3372
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Dont make me post my bike pic with my fat ass!
I know this is a lie because;

1.) You and a bike 2.) Claiming to have a fat ass
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Dont make me post my bike pic with my fat ass!
I know this is a lie because;

1.) You and a bike 2.) Claiming to have a fat ass
Ooooohhhhh burrrrnnnn
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I know this is a lie because;

1.) You and a bike 2.) Claiming to have a fat ass
Let me dig it up!!!!
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Could be true had fat breasteses at one point.
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Could be true had fat breasteses at one point.
I literally laughed out loud.
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Ooooohhhhh burrrrnnnn
BOOM!!


Sexy guys bike, my big fat juicy ass.
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Could be true had fat breasteses at one point.
I will have them again. Mark my words.
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Ooooohhhhh burrrrnnnn
BOOM!!


Sexy guys bike, my big fat juicy ass.
I thought you said you were smarter than me?

Let me slow it down for you-

That's a THIGH. Not an ASS. And it's SKINNY.

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BOOM!!


Sexy guys bike, my big fat juicy ass.
So let me get this straight, you went out and got a bunch of gear, just to take a picture on some dudes bike at the end of a driveway?


.... your ass is 'ok', lets not get too excited here.
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Don't goad her or she may break out the good stuff.
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@C5driver

Have you seen Trish in the latest videos in her tight black skirt?

I swear it makes me want to order anything through Rusnak
Trish

Now you're making me waste time and my boss will be upset
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@C5driver

Have you seen Trish in the latest videos in her tight black skirt?

I swear it makes me want to order anything through Rusnak
Trish

Now you're making me waste time and my boss will be upset
She's taller than me when she has heels on...

That's one tree I would love to climb
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So let me get this straight, you went out and got a bunch of gear, just to take a picture on some dudes bike at the end of a driveway?


.... your ass is 'ok', lets not get too excited here.
Listen Baby,

Those are my riding boots, I love leather clothing so I already owned the jacket, and the helmet was his ex girlfriends
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I thought you said you were smarter than me?

Let me slow it down for you-

That's a THIGH. Not an ASS. And it's SKINNY.

How on earth to you get women to sleep with you if you insult them?!
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That's self explanatory.
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I thought you said you were smarter than me?

Let me slow it down for you-

That's a THIGH. Not an ASS. And it's SKINNY.

How on earth to you get women to sleep with you if you insult them?!
I don't sleep with softies like you.

I like the ones who enjoy getting tossed around a bit
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After I've tongue punched that fartbox.
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