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My ex just texted me
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11-12-2007, 08:39 PM | #24 |
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11-12-2007, 09:11 PM | #25 |
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just stick your dick in 'er. make her ride it till u cum, and ride the fuck out of there. make it a booty call, u dont want to get caught in feelings and shit.
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11-12-2007, 09:15 PM | #26 |
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I was just kidding with you actually I have beater car (mazda 3) so when people ask me what I drive I tend to say that instead of my bmw just because I don't want that label we tend to have.
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11-12-2007, 09:19 PM | #27 |
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i like these personal threads. always gives me good laffs.
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11-12-2007, 09:41 PM | #28 |
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11-12-2007, 09:44 PM | #29 | |
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that's nothing fool haha.. MY ex (wife) just texted me with this..
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While we were out and came across Seth Mcfarlane. I'm currently with a beautiful Russian dish now, and couldn't be happier |
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11-12-2007, 10:29 PM | #32 |
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11-13-2007, 02:22 AM | #34 |
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do you really care if she likes you for your car? come on.
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11-13-2007, 02:44 AM | #35 |
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+1 do it up, and bounce.
you guys are F'ing hilarious... lol i'm up studying for my midterms, and we get these random threads. just for sh!ts and giggles, maybe i should post a thread on how i shave my balls... or better yet, how my gf txts me about how she wants to shave my balls... |
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11-13-2007, 04:49 AM | #36 | |
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http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94784
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11-13-2007, 05:13 AM | #37 | |
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11-13-2007, 08:00 AM | #38 | |
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Out of curiosity...why do you have a mattress in the yard?
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11-13-2007, 09:54 AM | #40 |
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just my lesson you dont go back to Exs
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11-13-2007, 10:24 AM | #41 |
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matt love 84 - Your wife looks shockingly similar to your current girlfriend (from different thread...)
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11-13-2007, 10:57 AM | #42 | |
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The mattress was in our friend Octavio's yard. (he does a ton of photography for vivid and playboy now).. wasn't in my yard haha. |
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11-13-2007, 11:21 AM | #43 |
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So, if she texted you, then why did you ask her out?
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11-13-2007, 11:27 AM | #44 | |
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SHE IS SMOKING HOT!!!
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