[lambtron]

So, apparently they're out of here in may, but it doesn't stop me from calling almost everyday to complain. I hope they have wireless internet, so they can see the title of my network which now reads, "Your children are fucking annoying." I feel like it was a subtle way of letting them know that someone despises them.

[E90 87ss]

Flaming bag of poop, everyday.


We were joking in college, but i told my friend to hang a noose above his roommate's bed while he was sleeping. I think that would have probably sent a clear message. I don't have any real suggestion, sry.

[Alexander]

Originally Posted by Blake

setup a speaker covertly outside and just loop this over and over: http://www.freemosquitoringtones.org/tones/17000.mp3

Lol I can't hear those...

Damn Marine Corps...

[Alexander]

My fee is $10,000. I will make your problem go away.

[lambtron]

Originally Posted by Aonarch

Lol I can't hear those...

Damn Marine Corps...

So I'm not the only one...haha, I couldn't hear shit. I could only hear the stuff that like 40 year olds are supposed to hear.

[lambtron]

Originally Posted by Aonarch

My fee is $10,000. I will make your problem go away.

No discount for a fellow Marine?

[Comet]

I have the same problem in my condo in montreal.

if I blast music in my appartment, walk outside and close the front door, I can't hear it anymore. All the condos are sound proofed, some how I can hear the footsteps of my neighbors upstairs. I think they own elephants or something.. bunch of crazy libyan homosexuals (like the real kind of gays.. you have like 9 skinny guys living together in an extremely expensive penthouse, they all drive SL black editions)..
Nice guys, but I want to shoot their elephants or whatever is stomping around.
Despite them being extremely baller, I've never, ever seen them with any girls. (I bump into them fairly often, always groups of like 15-20 guys without a single girl)

[alpha325i]

Call Samual L. Jackson. He had some great ideas that he used in the movie, "Lakeview Terrace" to deal with unwanted neighbors

[MCMLXXXIX]

Originally Posted by Aonarch

Lol I can't hear those...

Damn Marine Corps...

wtf...i cant hear that either O_O

[Comet]

Originally Posted by dark335i

you mean black series...and i highly doubt they all drive an sl black series.

they have 3 of them, and they share... Libyan royal family or something.. pretty sure they can

yah, black series.. whatever.. I hate mercs :P

[LateBraking]

I live right next to a room rented by a fraternity and their weekly-to-multi-weekly parties....In need of solid suggestions.

[Comet]

Originally Posted by iBeJayKaying

I live right next to a room rented by a fraternity and their weekly-to-multi-weekly parties....In need of solid suggestions.

take their girls?
no girls, no party...

[J-9]

Originally Posted by lambtron

So, apparently they're out of here in may, but it doesn't stop me from calling almost everyday to complain. I hope they have wireless internet, so they can see the title of my network which now reads, "Your children are fucking annoying." I feel like it was a subtle way of letting them know that someone despises them.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Te...acode-928.html

Someone else on Texts from Last Night used that technique:

(928): Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".

[lambtron]

Originally Posted by J-9

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Te...acode-928.html

Someone else on Texts from Last Night used that technique:

(928): Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".

Hahaha, that's awesome.

[Optherion]

Little of this in the heater/ AC

http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ounce-B.../dp/B000OCEWGW

[ghosthi32]

Originally Posted by J-9

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Te...acode-928.html

Someone else on Texts from Last Night used that technique:

(928): Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".

this is amazing

[Laser McCool]

Originally Posted by lambtron

I expected quiet living within reason (i.e. quiet neighbors), considering I pay a premium price for this western style loft in downtown sac. I think the only place I could slip some firecrackers would be onto their balcony, which I can reach if I stand on my balcony, haha.

assuming that Downtown Sac means Sacramento.. Thats like paying a premium for a "sweet Loft" in Afghanistan.... plus there is a 100% chance that your neighbors and their kids are on Meth....

[Gavin@MMW]

Poison?


Sell the kids in Mexico?


maybe you should move?

[Feyd]

Originally Posted by Laser McCool

assuming that Downtown Sac means Sacramento.. Thats like paying a premium for a "sweet Loft" in Afghanistan.... plus there is a 100% chance that your neighbors and their kids are on Meth....

AHAAHAHHAAA..

[lib]

The people that used to live above my sister years ago used to always make a racket.

If they were being especially loud her fiancee would just place the stereo speakers on top of the rafters, point them towards the ceiling, put a random 70's punk album on repeat, turn up the volume and leave for the weekend.

They eventually got the message but never fully solved the problem. They believed disciplining their kids would "stunt their artistic growth."

[JayKay335i]

I solved my neighbors having loud sex problem. I just threatened to beat the living shit out of him if I have to come down there again. Problem solved. His girlfriend also now knows hes a vagina.

iBe, you're fucked. Go over and scam on some pussy or keep it to your self. They will beat the shit out of you or make your life hell. Thats my college experience at least.

[lambtron]

Originally Posted by Laser McCool

assuming that Downtown Sac means Sacramento.. Thats like paying a premium for a "sweet Loft" in Afghanistan.... plus there is a 100% chance that your neighbors and their kids are on Meth....

ROFL.