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08-27-2014, 01:31 AM | #463 |
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Some silly jobs worth bitch of an auditor in this week . Ripping everything we do to shreds, through a set of standards her company introduced. Forget what we are provided from the OEM, just work to there standards... yeh right. TWAT
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11-08-2014, 03:13 PM | #464 |
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to that e90 330d wanker ....too bad! n54 rules bitch!
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03-07-2015, 01:40 PM | #465 |
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Where was this when I had worse shit to rant about... Oh, I was fucking BANNED by an asshat that can't even spell "MONKEY" in his screen name, and NOTHING happened to him when he was pissing off SIX other people and picking on me when I'm trying to ask a valid question! I come across this thread when I'm looking for something else! Well, since I'm still pissed off about yesterday, here comes my story: If it wasn't for the fact that I'd probably get banned again, I'd REALLY fucking tell him off instead of a "threatening" "say it to my face!"
MOD: "OMGGGGGG NEFARIOUS, YOU HAVE SCARRED THIS GUY FOR LIFE AND HE IS GOING TO NEED THERAPY AND ADULT DIAPERS SINCE HE'S GONNA CRAP HIMSELF!!! 'SAY IT TO MY FACE' IS SUCH A THREATENING STATEMENT! YOU ARE UNFIT TO STAY ON THIS FORUM FOR 2 MONTHS, AND EVEN I HAVE HIRED 4 SECURITY GUARDS TO PATROL MY HOUSE!!!!" Oh, so what happened yesterday? I'm glad to have paid the fucking government and pigs their fucking money when I'm having to starve and make sacrifices! I wanted to pay my registration when I was financially able to as rent, insurance and life expenses take precedence but NOOOOOO.... I had to fucking spend $350 and 4 hours from work (which at a temp job making $16 an hour that's $64 less, which could've been my phone bill or almost a week's of gas to commute), since the fucking DMV isn't open on the weekends or after work hours to save $38.50 NOW (which in hindsight is kinda dumb for that small an amount), when I still have to write my land yet ANOTHER IOU, probably have my fucking phone service while looking for a better job disconnected. ONE MONTH is all I needed, but NO. You fucking greedy pigs just had to write me a $70 ticket for my registration on PRIVATE PROPERTY (the parking lot of a fucking mall), THEN I have to pay $20 to write it off, $10 correction fee, $1 and whatever amount hovering around $0.50 for postage to mail the fucking ticket was. FUCK THE POLICE!!! ONE MORE MONTH since I wanted to get out of this shithole with roommates who fucking smoke cheap China cigarettes indoors; some areas have JAIL CELLS bigger than my room and I have to put up with the most obnoxious snoring I've ever had to endure since the walls are paper thin FOR ONE MORE MONTH thanks to this fucking ticket that knocked all my budgeting out of whack! I managed to get fucked up the ass by an old man whose dick probably doesn't work anymore; where's MY fucking money POURING IN simply because it's in the law????? Where do >>I<< sign up to fucking rip off and extort people for their shortcomings???? GO AND GET A REAL JOB YOU FUCKING CROOKS! Go out there and find the people that killed my neighbor/good buddy instead of being a meter maid! What kind of pansy-ass title is that? If I'm a guy and I have to be known as a "MAID", I might as well put on a dress too! And yes, I need anger management. And therapy. And to get laid (especially since my ex was lousy in the sack and the last time I fucked her I didn't cum since she got hers and refused to get me mine). Sue me if you don't like it. My SSN ends in 5279 and I live on N Alhambra Rd in Monterey Park, CA; hope that saves you some trouble when you subpoena me! Oh, bring some lipstick too; I used up my tube when God, society, and an old fart by the name of Hen Dong Rhee (yes, the fucking old gook has a name that sounds like a female chicken's penis) fucked me... Because no matter what, I want to look pretty when it's YOUR turn to FUCK ME!!! [Calms down a bit] OH MY GOD! This rant thread feels amazing... Thanks for the great idea OP.
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03-08-2015, 11:32 AM | #466 |
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Quality rant!
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03-08-2015, 04:46 PM | #468 | ||
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07-20-2016, 02:18 PM | #469 |
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I thought we'd had a "rant" thread on here before! Finally found it, it was started by one of the E90 originals, the infamous DXB335d. Anyone remember him?
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07-20-2016, 02:50 PM | #470 |
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07-21-2016, 03:55 AM | #473 |
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Merlin ain't far wrong..
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07-21-2016, 05:39 AM | #474 |
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I'm clearly in the wrong job. What do you do for work?
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07-21-2016, 09:07 AM | #476 |
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07-21-2016, 11:51 AM | #478 |
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Holy shit, yes!
Must have alot of free time. Sounds ideal Will there be a prty at 30,000?
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07-21-2016, 01:00 PM | #479 |
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I don't post hardly ever anymore here. Won't ever reach 30k
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07-21-2016, 01:53 PM | #481 |
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Fucking did I !!! LMFAO
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07-21-2016, 04:58 PM | #482 |
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Well you have to reach 30k now. I'll help you. Reply lol
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07-26-2016, 12:59 PM | #483 |
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Bumping this fucking angry and rude thread
The best fucking rant thread around Not like that other, lesser rant thread. Fuck that thread, it makes me angry.
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