[BimmerDimmer6]

Originally Posted by 213e90n51

keep using tinder and sex friend apps and u end up like him!

What's wrong with his head

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by BimmerDimmer6

What's wrong with his head

dinosaur man with 10 phones.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by BimmerDimmer6

What's wrong with his head

You're asking 213 what's wrong with his head?!?!? I'm not a doctor, psychiatrist, or a pharmacology expert, but I'd say that he was probably dropped on his head as a baby.....

[BimmerDimmer6]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

You're asking 213 what's wrong with his head?!?!? I'm not a doctor, psychiatrist, or a pharmacology expert, but I'd say that he was probably dropped on his head as a baby.....

That seems kind of rude.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I know better than to wear boomer white new balances

sooooo?

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

sooooo?

I wear New Balance 990. Now i know why older people wear them. Its so comfy and chill

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by 213e90n51

I wear New Balance 990. Now i know why older people wear them. Its so comfy and chill

Get off my fucking lawn !

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Get off my fucking lawn !

I give you beef jerky. Patato fry and Coke a Coma

[JP10]

Originally Posted by Soul_Glo

My nephew has been struggling to find love recently. Things fall apart because of his beliefs. He is a 'flat Earther.'

We've had countless debates about it. He still doesn't believe me that if the Earth really was flat then cats would push everything off.

Anyhow it got me to thinking it must be a challenge when someone is rigid with their beliefs.

I found this and shared it with him:


https://www.wired.co.uk/article/flat-earth-singles

I don't know how good the site is but it's the thought that counts. I'll eat my hat if he says he found someone on flat Earth singles.

I'm at a loss for words lol. Sounds like he needs a good smack upside the head, Admitting to believing the earth is flat screams "I'm an idiot" lol, good luck in his search I guess.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by JP10

I'm at a loss for words lol. Sounds like he needs a good smack upside the head, Admitting to believing the earth is flat screams "I'm an idiot" lol, good luck in his search I guess.

+1

There's the reason he isn't getting any dates.

I've been on a few dates with chicks I met online who were really attractive, nice, etc, and then they bring up something really weird that is completely out of nowhere and I think "yep, this is why they are on here".

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I know better than to wear boomer white new balances

You can only buy a pair of those after you have pulled yourself up by your bootstraps. Once that goal has been achieved you can go and buy the white new balances.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I know better than to wear boomer white new balances

Hey now! Don't hate on the white NB's. I don't know for certain because I haven't entered that particular age demographic just yet, but I'm pretty sure if you buy a lawnmower and a gas grill on the same day, you wake the next morning to find that you have been visited by the boomer fairy. I hear that the boomer fairy upgrades your wardrobe by gifting white NB's and your conversation starters suddenly become things like "It sure it hot out",
"We need more rain", "My tomato plants aren't looking so great" and my all time favorites "I can remember when" and "Back in my day."

Originally Posted by 213e90n51

dinosaur man with 10 phones.

I didn't realize that what he was holding was the equivalent to a smart phone trapper keeper. First question is why, then it hit me. Either his dating app game is on another level or he's a drug kingpin.....but hey it's 2020; it's more likely that he bought them all to play Pokemon Go.

Originally Posted by 213e90n51

I wear New Balance 990. Now i know why older people wear them. Its so comfy and chill

Are you the dinosaur man with 10 phones???

Originally Posted by 213e90n51

I give you beef jerky. Patato fry and Coke a Coma

Originally Posted by Soul_Glo

My nephew has been struggling to find love recently. Things fall apart because of his beliefs. He is a 'flat Earther.'

We've had countless debates about it. He still doesn't believe me that if the Earth really was flat then cats would push everything off.

Anyhow it got me to thinking it must be a challenge when someone is rigid with their beliefs.

I found this and shared it with him:


https://www.wired.co.uk/article/flat-earth-singles

I don't know how good the site is but it's the thought that counts. I'll eat my hat if he says he found someone on flat Earth singles.

Man he'll find tons of women on Flatearth singles. None of them will be worth a damn, but there will be plenty of them to choose from to not have sex with.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

You can only buy a pair of those after you have pulled yourself up by your bootstraps. Once that goal has been achieved you can go and buy the white new balances.

POINTS!

[BimmerDimmer6]

Originally Posted by Soul_Glo

My nephew has been struggling to find love recently. Things fall apart because of his beliefs. He is a 'flat Earther.'

We've had countless debates about it. He still doesn't believe me that if the Earth really was flat then cats would push everything off.

Anyhow it got me to thinking it must be a challenge when someone is rigid with their beliefs.

I found this and shared it with him:


https://www.wired.co.uk/article/flat-earth-singles

I don't know how good the site is but it's the thought that counts. I'll eat my hat if he says he found someone on flat Earth singles.

He needs to find some smarter woman. He's not wrong!

[Turkish Pickle]

one more day until my flight

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

one more day until my flight

Safe travels and keep us posted grasshopper. I'm excited for you.

Originally Posted by Soul_Glo

That must be some mean p**sy. Could probably make a man change religion. If you threw her vagina in the air it would probably turn into sunshine.

Have a safe flight and have fun!

"What's your name shuga?"

"They call me Sunshine."

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

one more day until my flight

Plot twist:

You land at the airport, a white van is waiting for you with some dudes that say they work for this "girl".

Don't get in the van!!!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Plot twist:

You land at the airport, a white van is waiting for you with some dudes that say they work for this "girl".

Don't get in the van!!!

I was expecting it to be 213 in the van. Perhaps dressed as a rockman, eating god knows what.

[Jordan's World]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

one more day until my flight

You nervous? Got butterflies in your stomach yet?

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Plot twist:

You land at the airport, a white van is waiting for you with some dudes that say they work for this "girl".

Don't get in the van!!!

Her mom's side is Armenian - still a non-zero possibility I will be "harvested" for reparations

Nah she's cool though, I still have my own place/car so as much as I doubt it, if shit hits the fan I'll be alright

Originally Posted by Jordan's World

You nervous? Got butterflies in your stomach yet?

Nope, not nervous. Very excited to see her though

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

one more day until my flight

you better get laid

[UncleWede]

Pickle, if all else fails I built some nice shelves in 2 sheds out back that would make cool bunks. Find Santa to the Sea in the 'Nard and I can walk down and lead you home