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DO YOU KNOW WHY AL is gay?
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09-23-2010, 06:07 PM | #45 |
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......... go fuck yourself
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09-23-2010, 08:56 PM | #46 |
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.....cuz I have a perverse online relationship with four guys in particular...Mark/Brian/Seth/Los?
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09-23-2010, 09:34 PM | #47 |
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You slut... you told me I was your one and only.
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09-23-2010, 10:35 PM | #48 |
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keep thinking that
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09-23-2010, 11:07 PM | #49 |
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So I havent been on much because I'm trying to keep myself from buying more shit and to pay some debt off...but this thread makes me lol. Mark, you mad because after you got anal herpes no one wants to give you butt sex anymore? LOL C'mon, do you blame them?!?!
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09-23-2010, 11:08 PM | #50 |
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stir the pot...
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09-23-2010, 11:24 PM | #51 | |
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09-24-2010, 01:35 AM | #52 |
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Though still not half as bad as what you let yours do to you...
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09-24-2010, 07:13 AM | #53 |
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cmon, you guys can do better than that....a little more creativity please
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09-24-2010, 08:01 AM | #54 | |
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09-24-2010, 09:21 AM | #56 |
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You know how I know Al is gay?....
He knows all the words to Wind Beneath My Wings. |
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09-24-2010, 09:32 AM | #57 |
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Does listening to Baby I like it and liking it make me gay?
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09-24-2010, 09:35 AM | #58 |
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no it makes you an honorary guido. now go practice your fistpump.
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09-24-2010, 09:38 AM | #59 |
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Sweeeett......I think my abs are pretty close to the situation's (at least the one time I saw it on DWTS - which does actually make me gay or at least I have no control over the remote on the main TV) and I don't work as hard at it.
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09-24-2010, 09:48 AM | #60 |
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yeah but you are lacking in the nose department. this is the area it pays to be both jewish and italian
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09-24-2010, 09:52 AM | #61 |
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you know what they say about gay guys with big noses (keeping the theme of the thread)?
They blow alot of.....snot.
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09-24-2010, 09:53 AM | #62 |
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That's cuz you both have a bit of africa in you.....and you want more.
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09-24-2010, 09:54 AM | #63 |
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hahaha, is that why I keep getting jungle fever?
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09-24-2010, 09:55 AM | #64 |
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That may be it.
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09-24-2010, 10:19 AM | #65 |
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found this online:
http://www.commonplacebook.com/jokes...w_youre_5.shtm You Know You're Gay When... Filed in: Funny Lists, Gay Jokes, You Know You're A... Author Unknown 1. You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates. 2. You understand the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka. 3. You understand the immense importance of good (or bad) lighting. 4. You can be in a crowded bar and still spot a toupee from 50 yards away. 5. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit and mean her bathing suit. 6. You can tell a woman she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her. 7. No one expects you to kiss and not tell. 8. You can have naked pictures of men you know in your home. 9. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home. 10. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home and on your computer. 11. Unlike your women friends, you can hang out in men's locker room. 12. You understand why the good Lord created spandex. 13. You understand why the good Lord did not intend everyone to wear spandex. 14. You know the difference between a latte, cappuccino, cafe au lait and a macchiato. And if you don't, you know how to fake it. 15. You know how to get back at just about everyone. 16. Your pets always have great names. 17. Nobody expects you to change a tire. 18. You're the only guy who gets to do the "Cosmo" quizzes. 19. You know how to get a waiter's attention. 20. You only wear polyester when you mean to. 21. At any given instant, you can recite who was gay since the dawn of history. 22. You are, hands down, your nephew's and nieces' favorite uncle. 23. You get to choose your family. 24. You can tell your sexual compatibility with a potential partner by the way he holds his drink. 25. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them. 26. You wouldn't be caught dead in Hooters. 27. You can freeze an approaching bar troll twenty feet away. 28. You're good pals with women other people can't stand. 29. You've always got an opinion, and don't mind sharing it. 30. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical. 31. You know how to "air kiss". 32. You know exactly which cosmetic surgery to consider having... and the perfect excuse to give people who ask where you've been for two weeks. 33. You know how to dress strategically. 34. You know when to move out and move on. 35. You are the only one at the class reunion who looks better than you did in high school. 36. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet. 37. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't necessarily an insult. 38. You wouldn't buy someone a mug for their birthday. 39. You know which wine to bring. 40. Sales clerks don't mess with you. 41. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion. 42. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade. 43. You've just about defeated the accent you were born with. 44. You know the way to a man's heart is not necessarily through his stomach. 45. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards. 46. You know every film ever made with male frontal nudity. 47. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level. 48. You have the latest International Male catalog. 49. You wouldn't dream of dressing out of the latest International Male catalog. 50. You can be bitchy without anyone blaming it on biology. |
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09-24-2010, 10:20 AM | #66 |
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wow way to take the fun out of it Mark.
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