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08-29-2008, 02:13 AM | #68 |
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08-29-2008, 04:02 AM | #70 |
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A guy walks up to a lady on the street and says "Can i paint you in the nude" the lady replies "im not a model" the guy says "well im not a painter!"
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08-29-2008, 08:21 AM | #71 |
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08-29-2008, 09:36 AM | #72 |
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DasBoost, your avatar is killing me!!!!!
is there a larger version of that?
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A fisherman always sees another fisherman from afar
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08-29-2008, 12:53 PM | #73 |
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There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!"
Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. "The only thing I smell is molasses" |
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08-29-2008, 04:04 PM | #75 | |
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Ask and you shall receive, there you go jlspeed29. Now back to the topic, I'm not a rasict but these kinda jokes are the funniest. Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto. |
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08-29-2008, 10:59 PM | #79 |
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NOT FUNNY!
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08-29-2008, 11:11 PM | #80 | |
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I'm pissed. I cant believe i wasted 30 seconds of my life reading that dumb ass story |
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08-29-2008, 11:27 PM | #82 |
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Exactly!
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08-30-2008, 02:45 AM | #83 |
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08-30-2008, 07:57 PM | #84 |
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NOTICE *if i post any racist jokes it is because i am (at least partly) of that ethnicity/religion*
How do Jews celebrate Christmas? They put a parking meter on the roof.
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Stop putting stuff like painted reflectors and premium package in your signature. You're embarrassing.
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08-30-2008, 07:59 PM | #85 | |
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08-30-2008, 09:42 PM | #86 |
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Why is Hillary Clinton always on top?
Bill always FUCKS up.........
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08-30-2008, 11:32 PM | #87 |
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Food Poisoning Advisory
Dear Consumers,
Please be advised of several food poisoning incidents in scattered branches of Burger King, Wendy's, Jack in the box, and Carl's Jr. fastfood chains. Until further notice, please refrain from eating anything from the said fastfood chains. Please inform all of your friends and family. Respectfully yours, Ronald McDonald ***DISCLAIMER: its just a joke i dont wanna get sued. lol***
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08-31-2008, 03:55 AM | #88 |
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^^^ FAIL ^^^
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