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      10-24-2015, 12:32 AM   #881
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sorry... I read the OP and I thought this thread was your idea and I though it said 'ask a girl ANYTHING' I didn't realize some topics were off the table. You hear that guys!!!! No SEX TALK
Oh, now you edited your post. So let me clarify. The girl that posted "ask a girl anything" is Biorin. And she is doing an awesome job of answering all sex questions very candidly. Extremely candidly. And you should all be grateful for that.
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Just curious Tara... why do you avoid all subjects sex?

which make me wonder...

1) do girls like porn?
2) if so, why do they get mad when their guys do?
3) what kinds of porn do girls like?
4) james deen or ron jeremy?
Dude Tara has been more than open in questions here and she shows her face here. Honestly, I wouldn't share this much if i did the same.


All your questions have already been answered.


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Jesus Christ, you're really annoying. I have
already stated on OT many times that I'm not anonymous. My dad, my boss, my friends all can read my posts. Is that so difficult to understand??? Do you think I want the whole world to know about my personal life? How about you post your full name and photo on here and I will ask you the size of your penis?
Clearly you have your periods now.

Sorry about the comment but he was going to say it next and you know me irl so you can kill me for that
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      10-24-2015, 12:36 AM   #883
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Clearly you have your periods now.

Sorry about the comment but he was going to say it next and you know me irl so you can kill me for that
Hahaha, actually no I don't. But damn, I'm ready to kill him. Some people should just go back to lurking.
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Do you think I want the whole world to know about my personal life?
My oh my oh my... not sure what to do about this one. For a person who posts their full pics online, drivers license, etc... you really do seem like the kind of person who likes to stay anonymous on the Internet.

Don't throw us a slow pitch over the center of the plate if you don't want us to knock it outta the park baby

ya know i'm just trollin' ya, pls don't respond
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alright guys i'm done. I was just havin' a little bit a fun. sorry if I offended anyone. I thought everything was game in here. no offense. I really do luv ya guys. you guys are super cool and super chill.

I gotta get up early to head to the lake to do some paddlin' - have a great night!
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Hahaha, actually no I don't. But damn, I'm ready to kill him. Some people should just go back to lurking.
I doubt anyone ever has had one when an idiot asks that. I sure as fuck haven't.

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My oh my oh my... not sure what to do about this one. For a person who posts their full pics online, drivers license, etc... you really do seem like the kind of person who likes to stay anonymous on the Internet.

Don't throw us a slow pitch over the center of the plate if you don't want us to knock it outta the park baby
Dude a big difference.

I share a lot of information here, I sometimes even post pics of my dogs or my kids, but never my face or my body. As far as people know, I could easily be 48 year old man. I've been lucky and people who know me URL have always respected my no photos rule too.

She in the other hand shares her face which is so much braver. I mean, my family doesnt know what I drive or how I spend my holidays, nobody I care about knows I read bimmerpost and sometimes reply to something.

You trying to call Tara out is pretty lame.
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alright guys i'm done. I was just havin' a little bit a fun. sorry if I offended anyone. I thought everything was game in here. no offense. I really do luv ya guys. you guys are super cool and super chill.

I gotta get up early to head to the lake to do some paddlin' - have a great night!
If you consider this fun, then you're exactly the type of guy this thread was supposed to be catering to and you should've been asking more legit questions about how to treat women. You are offensive and I speak for the three of us, that you were annoying us tonite. I will have a good night now that you're logging off.
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If you consider this fun, then you're exactly the type of guy this thread was supposed to be catering to and you should've been asking more legit questions about how to treat women. You are offensive and I speak for the three of us, that you were annoying us tonite. I will have a good night now that you're logging off.
And you always tell me to be nice!

I completely agree with your assessment. Sure the thread is for fun but also legit issues has been voiced. We three are pretty easy going people with different preferences and ways to share so we have done a good job answering them as a team, each in our own comfort level.

Pretty damn sad that someone tries to piss on a useful and funny thing such as this tread.

Tara if my English failed again, could you please correct it to the form of a big fuck you bitch trying to be a man it was meant to be written?

Thanks.
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      10-24-2015, 01:06 AM   #890
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If you consider this fun, then you're exactly the type of guy this thread was supposed to be catering to and you should've been asking more legit questions about how to treat women. You are offensive and I speak for the three of us, that you were annoying us tonite. I will have a good night now that you're logging off.
And you always tell me to be nice!

I completely agree with your assessment. Sure the thread is for fun but also legit issues has been voiced. We three are pretty was going people with different preferences and ways to share so we have done a good job answering them as a team, each in our own comfort level.

Pretty damn sad that someone tries to piss on a useful and funny thing such as this tread.

Tara if my English failed again, could you please correct it to the form of a big fuck you bitch trying to be a man it was meant to be written?

Thanks.
Ok I feel better now
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Ok I feel better now
Haha, well there was a lesson to this too.

A bitch attacks what he sees as the weakest link, a man can assess who truly is the strong and connected one before striking. A man also respects a no where a bitch keeps digging the hole under him.

Then they call us bitches just because calling anyone a whore would put us above their pay rate.
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It's done with. How's your family?
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Popcorn goes straight to your hips.
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It's done with. How's your family?
I haven't been able to locate my family who lives in Puerto Vallarta but my mom/grandma said they were able to get to a shelter in time thankfully.

Guadalajara wasn't hit hard, it was a category 2 by then. But Puerto Vallarta, that place got lit up, bad. We'll see how the aftermath looks in the morning.
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Nope, my huge ass is purely fueled by wind (in the pic posted), and really good foods.

At times I think about eating less. Hell, my intake because I've become a better cook is about 70% higher than when I was 20.


Can't care less. Gimme the food!

(I'm glad your family is okay)
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It's done with. How's your family?
I haven't been able to locate my family who lives in Puerto Vallarta but my mom/grandma said they were able to get to a shelter in time thankfully.

Guadalajara wasn't hit hard, it was a category 2 by then. But Puerto Vallarta, that place got lit up, bad. We'll see how the aftermath looks in the morning.
Ah ok. Glad your mamas are safe.

So can you explain your creepy new avatar?
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Nope, my huge ass is purely fueled by wind (in the pic posted), and really good foods.

At times I think about eating less. Hell, my intake because I've become a better cook is about 70% higher than when I was 20.


Can't care less. Gimme the food!
As an ass lover, I wish I were a cook. I'd hand feed you all my creations simply to stare at that beautifully plump rump.

But I'm not- so I will have to settle for allowing all that Seattle food to do the dirty work for me.
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It's done with. How's your family?
I haven't been able to locate my family who lives in Puerto Vallarta but my mom/grandma said they were able to get to a shelter in time thankfully.

Guadalajara wasn't hit hard, it was a category 2 by then. But Puerto Vallarta, that place got lit up, bad. We'll see how the aftermath looks in the morning.
Ah ok. Glad your mamas are safe.

So can you explain your creepy new avatar?
Halloween time, hello?

Besides, this isn't ask Sugarskulls questions thread.

But I don't care to ask you all these silly questions these horn dogs do considering I get it in real life.

However. I must admit, it's been hilarious seeing you three giving middle aged men blueballs/boners. I'm just waiting for one of these guys to have enough and flat out ask if either of you all would fuck him if he paid for the trip.
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As an ass lover, I wish I were a cook. I'd hand feed you all my creations simply to stare at that beautifully plump rump.

But I'm not- so I will have to settle for allowing all that Seattle food to do the dirty work for me.
Good to have you back Ss!

Thanks for making this thread a fun one again, I kinda ruined it for a bit.

Hey, if hating me will make you funny again, I true to get my Jr killed last week!

Yup, with a tennis ball. I truly roll the big guns at times.
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It's done with. How's your family?
I haven't been able to locate my family who lives in Puerto Vallarta but my mom/grandma said they were able to get to a shelter in time thankfully.

Guadalajara wasn't hit hard, it was a category 2 by then. But Puerto Vallarta, that place got lit up, bad. We'll see how the aftermath looks in the morning.
Ah ok. Glad your mamas are safe.

So can you explain your creepy new avatar?
Halloween time, hello?

Besides, this isn't ask Sugarskulls questions thread.

But I don't care to ask you all these silly questions these horn dogs do considering I get it in real life.

However. I must admit, it's been hilarious seeing you three giving middle aged men blueballs/boners. I'm just waiting for one of these guys to have enough and flat out ask if you'd either of you all would fuck him if he paid for the trip.
Meh, this thread is quiet after midnight.
So I still don't get the avatar. It looks like you looking at some girl's boobs through a window. :
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