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      10-24-2015, 01:51 PM   #947
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I get it.
Haha. I'm kinda impossible.

All my relationships have had the same issues. I'm pretty much a hermit with no need to please others, and my hobbies are really strange. It takes a strong man to give me enough room and still keep me in check.

Fuck, reading that makes the need to apologize to every guy I've ever met rise again.
You should write them all notes....but then you may get them back on the chase...or you could just let them be part of your girl imposed harem
Kind of kidding.....but the heart wants what it wants and if it don't well you know how it goes.
I have found most girls are like canaries and the relationship with men is the coal mine being excavated lol.
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You should write them all notes....but then you may get them back on the chase...or you could just let them be part of your girl imposed harem
Kind of kidding.....but the heart wants what it wants and if it don't well you know how it goes.
I have found most girls are like canaries and the relationship with men is the coal mine being excavated lol.
Lol, I can totally see myself doing that one day.

Yeah, I don't envy men, dating us must be hell with all the bottled up shit inside of us.

I love the harem idea, but I'm really bad at sharing
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      10-24-2015, 02:11 PM   #949
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What is the closest you have come to the ideal guy/and what does profile look like?
A good mix between a guy that is strong enough to be dominant and in control, but that can also be affectionate and thoughtful. Sincere, genuine, and considerate, but not a goody two shoes, and can still play around and give me shit. I've found maybe two of these, but it didn't work for more complicated reasons.
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      10-24-2015, 02:31 PM   #950
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A good mix between a guy that is strong enough to be dominant and in control, but that can also be affectionate and thoughtful. Sincere, genuine, and considerate, but not a goody two shoes, and can still play around and give me shit. I've found maybe two of these, but it didn't work for more complicated reasons.
from what you described, sounds like they were not willing to change teams for you.....
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from what you described, sounds like they were not willing to change teams for you.....
That's why I got my sex change operation.
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      10-24-2015, 03:32 PM   #952
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Because why not?
I guess
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That's why I got my sex change operation.
Hows it going with the teeny weeny? Have you got used to the morning wood yet?
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      10-24-2015, 03:36 PM   #954
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When you wear yoga pants, are you aware that the outline of your lady parts are clearly visible? If so, thank you. If not, thank you anyways.
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I guess
You guess because what?

They like it because WE like it. If you don't want to do it, then don't.
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      10-24-2015, 04:20 PM   #956
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I've loved three men in my life, all of them pretty much fairytale material.

Awesome shoulders, man enough to keep me in line, dumb enough to pick me, and a insane appreciation for stolen half shirts!.
You forgot the best part
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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You forgot the best part
One stolen shirt! Stop making me sound like a criminal mastermind!
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      10-24-2015, 04:39 PM   #958
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Two security guys, a musician and a pacifist went to a lunch.

This will be a huge ass joke here some day
More security folks here, I've been doing network security for 15+ years. Also happen to be in the PNW.
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Looks like Tara can open her mouth underwater , that's really amazing !
And she has perfect hair underwater! That's an even bigger trick.
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Some questions:
1) Longest road trip?
2) Furtherest traveled in a day (by car)?
3) Were you ready to kill anyone by the end of the trip?
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      10-24-2015, 05:01 PM   #961
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1) Longest road trip?
2) Furtherest traveled in a day (by car)?
3) Were you ready to kill anyone by the end of the trip?
@Lups just drove across the continent and back in about 10 days this summer. I'll let her take this one. I haven't driven very far in my e93 as it tends to break down on me on road trips
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What is the closest you have come to the ideal guy/and what does profile look like?
A good mix between a guy that is strong enough to be dominant and in control, but that can also be affectionate and thoughtful. Sincere, genuine, and considerate, but not a goody two shoes, and can still play around and give me shit. I've found maybe two of these, but it didn't work for more complicated reasons.
Ah the unicorn that was maladjusted......I blame society and the parents
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What is the closest you have come to the ideal guy/and what does profile look like?
A good mix between a guy that is strong enough to be dominant and in control, but that can also be affectionate and thoughtful. Sincere, genuine, and considerate, but not a goody two shoes, and can still play around and give me shit. I've found maybe two of these, but it didn't work for more complicated reasons.
Ah the unicorn that was maladjusted......I blame society and the parents
I don't actually find this type of person to be that rare. I've just personally had something with two.
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What is the closest you have come to the ideal guy/and what does profile look like?
A good mix between a guy that is strong enough to be dominant and in control, but that can also be affectionate and thoughtful. Sincere, genuine, and considerate, but not a goody two shoes, and can still play around and give me shit. I've found maybe two of these, but it didn't work for more complicated reasons.
Ah the unicorn that was maladjusted......I blame society and the parents
I don't actually find this type of person to be that rare. I've just personally had something with two.
Agreed.....at the end of the day people are just that...people.
Rarity is left for the conjoined twins,deformed or pure genius....I kid I kid.
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@Lups just drove across the continent and back in about 10 days this summer. I'll let her take this one. I haven't driven very far in my e93 as it tends to break down on me on road trips
What's happened before?
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@Lups just drove across the continent and back in about 10 days this summer. I'll let her take this one. I haven't driven very far in my e93 as it tends to break down on me on road trips
What's happened before?
Typical stuff. Water pump, battery, alternator, flat tires, cracked wheel, etc etc.
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You guess because what?

They like it because WE like it. If you don't want to do it, then don't.
I dont like this conversation anymore. I'm bailing out
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@Lups just drove across the continent and back in about 10 days this summer. I'll let her take this one. I haven't driven very far in my e93 as it tends to break down on me on road trips
What's happened before?
Typical stuff. Water pump, battery, alternator, flat tires, cracked wheel, etc etc.
Cracked wheel :
Is that typical?
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