[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by fizzle

haha he looks like richard simmons in sweatin to the oldies

[fizzle]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

bro, i have no urge to talk to her.. i got two girls im talking to right now that aren't pyschos and well.. yea..

there ya go congrats jerry.

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

bro, i have no urge to talk to her.. i got two girls im talking to right now that aren't pyschos and well.. yea..

all girls are pyscos, just some are easier to manage then others

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by fizzle

there ya go congrats jerry.

our little jerry all growed up

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

so these chicks dont care that you take them home to your moms house? not talking shit, this is a serious question

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

bro, 95% of people i know don't care that i live home wit my mom.. and besides, the only problem wit me being home with my mom is the girl can't scream.. i had to put a pillow over that girl's head at one point

i dont know man, i guess i am from a different group, alot of my friends that lived at home had problems getting laid cuz the chicks didnt want to give it up in their parents house. i would feel funny with that kind of situation lol

[335xiRN]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

bro, 95% of people i know don't care that i live home wit my mom.. and besides, the only problem wit me being home with my mom is the girl can't scream.. i had to put a pillow over that girl's head at one point

if i was ur mom i'd be like "that's mah boy!"

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by 335xiRN

if i was ur mom i'd be like "that's mah boy!"

haha is it just me mel? wouldnt you feel weird

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

jerry's mom overheard, she was in her room saying " please be a girl, please be a girl"

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

well, i could see this being a problem wit some girls.. but things aren't as bad as they used to be where i live, let's put it that way. that girl last night didnt care.. she was like "i dont care who lives there, or what lives there.. if you have a bed, that's all that matters"

thats a good egg right there! should have tried to putt it in her butt if she was that excited lol

[335xiRN]

Originally Posted by sexye92

haha is it just me mel? wouldnt you feel weird

idc if they dude lives with their mom or not, not a big issue for me. so i guess it is just you.

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

that's racist!

[335xiRN]

gg now laterz

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by 335xiRN

idc if they dude lives with their mom or not, not a big issue for me. so i guess it is just you.

damn im out of the loop on this one lol.

[fizzle]

Originally Posted by sexye92

jerry's mom overheard, she was in her room saying " please be a girl, please be a girl"

LOL i have to agree with you kev, but at the same time, i know friends who still do it at home

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by fizzle

LOL i have to agree with you kev, but at the same time, i know friends who still do it at home

haha i guess its cuz i was out at 17, i only did that kind of shit in high school, after that it was fair game! only problem with having your own place is that the chicks expect to stay the night, at least in a parents house they know or think they have to go home right after

[fizzle]

wow jerry is getting beat up on facebook

[fizzle]

Originally Posted by sexye92

haha i guess its cuz i was out at 17, i only did that kind of shit in high school, after that it was fair game! only problem with having your own place is that the chicks expect to stay the night, at least in a parents house they know or think they have to go home right after

and that is the best part, be like bitch you gotta leave. if my mom sees you im dead. and PEACE end of that.

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by fizzle

wow jerry is getting beat up on facebook

by who and why?

[fizzle]

this pretty hot girl michelle, basically he wrote "great, i have no fucking voice today.. FML" as his status and this bitch is just tearing him up how he likes to suck dick lol

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by fizzle

and that is the best part, be like bitch you gotta leave. if my mom sees you im dead. and PEACE end of that.

few years ago i was banging this married chick, she told her husband she was going to a/c with friends, the next day i went out riding with alex and i came home and the bitch shampoo'd my carpets in the house while i was gone lol

[fizzle]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

it happens



thanks mel!



she told me right as it was going "dont put it in my ass".. but the greatest thing is when a girl whispers in ur ear "i want u inside me"... lol.. sorry for all this, but its been a long time since i had action so im all crazed up

thats when you stick your finger in there and go "oops" and then she'll be like oh it feels good and then you stick your dick by "accident"