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      04-16-2026, 07:15 AM   #13465
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When I was young I wanted to choke these people in the ditch. As I got older and wiser - I realized I ALSO wanted to choke the assholes right behind them that WILL NOT PASS them when there is room on the right so I have to wait for a spot I can pass 6 cars instead of one.

And then they get mad and glare and honk when you do. Like you're so stupid you think I have to wait behind you because you are too stupid to pass them????

No, no, no................
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      04-16-2026, 07:24 AM   #13466
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Yup and agree with ^ above. What really bothers me is the slow left laner who speeds up when they finally wake up and realize you're trying to pass and they feel that in being passed, their worth will decrease so they finally start to speed up only to pace you.

It's then you want the oil squirt weapon from spy hunter video game
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      04-16-2026, 07:28 AM   #13467
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Yup and agree with ^ above. What really bothers me is the slow left laner who speeds up when they finally wake up and realize you're trying to pass and they feel that in being passed, their worth will decrease so they finally start to speed up only to pace you.

It's then you want the oil squirt weapon from spy hunter video game
OMG yes. They hold you up for 20 miles and THEN want to tail grab you and use your speed to block for them. OK Sandy - you wanna play with the big boys? You better be ready for triple digits then because I am shaking your ass right now.

I also hate the left lane hogs who will speed up when in the open and slow down into traffic. That 100% tells me you know what you are doing is wrong.

Fortunately most of them bring a stick to a gun fight and can't keep you from passing them even when they try. 100% why I always have a car with some guts.
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      04-16-2026, 08:19 AM   #13468
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Nothing beats homemade Guacamole....zesty.
Throwback to one of the old IKEA "Tidy Up" ads:

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      04-16-2026, 09:39 AM   #13469
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      04-16-2026, 01:57 PM   #13470
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      04-17-2026, 04:35 PM   #13473
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Emergency crews were called to Spadina Road and Austin Terrace around midnight after a McLaren collided in the area.

Doesn't look too bad.

Sees orange one....

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      04-17-2026, 05:00 PM   #13475
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Just be careful around the Marines with your crayons.
I hear most think green is their favorite flavor.
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      04-17-2026, 05:36 PM   #13476
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I was classically trained...

...how about you?
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      04-17-2026, 10:03 PM   #13477
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...how about you?
Oh geez I need this!

Where! Tell me where! I demand that you take my money!!

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Oh geez I need this!

Where! Tell me where! I demand that you take my money!!

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Sorry, I'm not selling t shirts. I just thought it was funny. I'll try to locate the website and I'll pm you if I find it.

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      04-17-2026, 10:24 PM   #13479
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Sorry, I'm not selling t shirts. I just thought it was funny. I'll try to locate the website and I'll pm you if I find it.
Thanks-- I didn't think you were selling them, but thought maybe you had gotten one somewhere.

I'd *definitely* wear it to my next track day!!

EDIT: HOLY FRELL: ChatGPT **terrifies** me. I uploaded your picture, said "Where can I find this shirt" and had an answer in a few milliseconds.

https://garageworn.com/

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Thanks-- I didn't think you were selling them, but thought maybe you had gotten one somewhere.

I'd *definitely* wear it to my next track day!!

EDIT: HOLY FRELL: ChatGPT **terrifies** me. I uploaded your picture, said "Where can I find this shirt" and had an answer in a few milliseconds.

https://garageworn.com/

R.

I sent you a PM with the link. Go get that shirt!
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I sent you a PM with the link. Go get that shirt!
I really like the one without the dimmer (am not that old, you prehistoric dinosaur ), so I sent this link to my wife.

Sadly, they only ship with US for now, though they say you can email them for orders outside. I'm sure I can get a shop to print the same graphic tee in Canada.
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I really like the one without the dimmer (am not that old, you prehistoric dinosaur ), so I sent this link to my wife.

Sadly, they only ship with US for now, though they say you can email them for orders outside. I'm sure I can get a shop to print the same graphic tee in Canada.
There are several vendors on Etsy selling the same variations, some even claiming that they will ship globally.....
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I really like the one without the dimmer (am not that old, you all-knowing, mature, car feature historian )....
FTFY


Kidding of course. You are right. I'm old. But that "extra" age give me first-hand experience on some really cool old car features that you younger guys cannot appreciate, like dimmer switches on the floor, starter buttons below the gas pedal, manual chokes, wind wings, canvas radiator water bags, points and condensers, bench seats, etc.
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FTFY

points and condensers
Quick- does anybody have a matchbook?

If you know..... you know.



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Quick- does anybody have a matchbook?

If you know..... you know.



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