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      05-28-2015, 03:15 PM   #1431
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Sara is inactive for 3-4hrs. I think she went to the professional photo studio for a touch up photograph in order to re-update her avatar.
This one is just too easy. Besides, she's had a bad day and needs a shoulder to cry on
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      05-28-2015, 03:39 PM   #1432
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      05-28-2015, 03:49 PM   #1433
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Bless your heart

It'll help if you share with all your close friends
Must've been some big development on the most recent episode of The Bachelorette and she just can't deal.
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      05-28-2015, 04:18 PM   #1434
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It doesn't matter.
You have about 14 vehicles which averages about $200k each + $2000 ceiling fan+ COCK-Asian.

She is probably trying to find out how to contact bachelor #2 right by now....
He's also in the market for a $37,000 watch

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...0&postcount=25

Eligible bachelor #2 for you sorry Sara
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      05-28-2015, 04:51 PM   #1435
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Ive met him already in person. Years ago at MFest. Nice guy. He won the raffle. Gives good hugs.
Ok now the wall post at least makes sense! Sorry to say but we've never actually met before You have me confused with someone else.

I've been to one MFest in my life, and that was the March 2015 MFest in Austin Texas.

Incidentally I do give good hugs though
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      05-28-2015, 05:28 PM   #1436
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He's also in the market for a $37,000 watch

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...0&postcount=25

This guy is a Baller! Daaayyyymmmmnnnn

Eligible bachelor #2 for you sorry Sara
As far as the Bachelor pool goes...

Game. Set. Match.
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      05-28-2015, 05:30 PM   #1437
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What pray tell is a "Cockasian"? For some reason each time I read that, I feel like its Billup. In my best British accent...He's a proper cock all right, but he isn't Asian.

Is it perhaps an Asian who is more well endowed than normal?
Don't you dare mention me without a tag. I for one, may be a cock, but I am not Asian, so that doesn't apply to me. I have a nice large American penis with a bald eagle tattooed on the shaft, and the beak on the tip. I'm as American as they come. Give me some fucking credit.


Edit: I had a bad day, but you don't see me trying to get all of you sucking my dick in apathy. My day sucked, come suck my dick. Make me feel good. I want attention like Ra.
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      05-28-2015, 05:39 PM   #1438
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E90 was bought May 21, 2005 (I was a day late for the wife's birthday because she hadn't decided on the color she wanted) I heard the term e90 and went looking.
I was a Bimmerfest member back then,i was following the color threads also but never joined though.
I Remember members Led Zeppelin, Diesel007, Longtran, the chick from FL etc.
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      05-28-2015, 05:56 PM   #1439
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Ok now the wall post at least makes sense! Sorry to say but we've never actually met before You have me confused with someone else.

I've been to one MFest in my life, and that was the March 2015 MFest in Austin Texas.

Incidentally I do give good hugs though
Well shit, who the hell said hi to me in Vegas and hugged me from here. Oh well lol
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I was a Bimmerfest member back then,i was following the color threads also but never joined though.
I Remember members Led Zeppelin, Diesel007, Longtran, the chick from FL etc.
I remember all of them.
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      05-28-2015, 05:57 PM   #1441
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Don't you dare mention me without a tag. I for one, may be a cock, but I am not Asian, so that doesn't apply to me. I have a nice large American penis with a bald eagle tattooed on the shaft, and the beak on the tip. I'm as American as they come. Give me some fucking credit.


Edit: I had a bad day, but you don't see me trying to get all of you sucking my dick in apathy. My day sucked, come suck my dick. Make me feel good. I want attention like Ra.
Bad is not even a word to describe today.
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      05-28-2015, 05:58 PM   #1442
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What pray tell is a "Cockasian"? For some reason each time I read that, I feel like its Billup. In my best British accent...He's a proper cock all right, but he isn't Asian.

Is it perhaps an Asian who is more well endowed than normal?
Don't you dare mention me without a tag. I for one, may be a cock, but I am not Asian, so that doesn't apply to me. I have a nice large American penis with a bald eagle tattooed on the shaft, and the beak on the tip. I'm as American as they come. Give me some fucking credit.


Edit: I had a bad day, but you don't see me trying to get all of you sucking my dick in apathy. My day sucked, come suck my dick. Make me feel good. I want attention like Ra.
Seriously, I like you.
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      05-28-2015, 07:19 PM   #1443
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OT in OT...just me, my boat, and the Lab puppies at the lake
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The story of your life, Sara. In this song...

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Why can't you want me like the other boys do?
They stare at me while I stare at you
Why can't I keep you safe as my own?
One moment I have you the next you are gone"

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      05-28-2015, 08:46 PM   #1445
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OT in OT...just me, my boat, and the Lab puppies at the lake
Ot on ot, today's the first day it's in livable condition since I began remodeling the beach home I bought for my mom and grandma last year after my dad and grandpa passed away.

Property cost me 100K, remodeling cost 25K, and it's across the street from the beach! (Rosarito)
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      05-28-2015, 08:48 PM   #1446
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Ot on ot, today's the first day it's in livable condition since I began remodeling the beach home I bought for my mom and grandma last year after my dad and grandpa passed away.

Property cost me 100K, remodeling cost 25K, and it's across the street from the beach! (Rosarito)
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      05-28-2015, 08:50 PM   #1447
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Don't you dare mention me without a tag. I for one, may be a cock, but I am not Asian, so that doesn't apply to me. I have a nice large American penis with a bald eagle tattooed on the shaft, and the beak on the tip. I'm as American as they come. Give me some fucking credit.


Edit: I had a bad day, but you don't see me trying to get all of you sucking my dick in apathy. My day sucked, come suck my dick. Make me feel good. I want attention like Ra.
I think I might have mentioned you in the post the fugly mug thread too. Want me to tag you there? lol

I'm sorry, but there is a whiff of Canadian about you since you not only like poutine, but you've actually heard of putting malt vinegar on fries. So you can't be as American as they come.

If your day sucked, we would be happy to provide advice in this thread since we all feel the feels when we are here. Or if you really did have a bad day and don't want to share, I understand...been there myself. Tomorrow's a new day and while it will still be there, it will be to a lesser extent than it was the day before. And so on.
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      05-29-2015, 06:13 AM   #1448
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The story of your life, Sara. In this song...

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Why can't you want me like the other boys do?
They stare at me while I stare at you
Why can't I keep you safe as my own?
One moment I have you the next you are gone"

Ignore the ones who chase, chase the ones who ignore. story of my life
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      05-29-2015, 06:42 AM   #1449
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I think I might have mentioned you in the post the fugly mug thread too. Want me to tag you there? lol

I'm sorry, but there is a whiff of Canadian about you since you not only like poutine, but you've actually heard of putting malt vinegar on fries. So you can't be as American as they come.

If your day sucked, we would be happy to provide advice in this thread since we all feel the feels when we are here. Or if you really did have a bad day and don't want to share, I understand...been there myself. Tomorrow's a new day and while it will still be there, it will be to a lesser extent than it was the day before. And so on.
Lol hell yeah, tag me in every thread!

Hey now, just because I am culturally diversified and love my northern neighbors, that doesn't discredit my Americanism! I was thrown to the Canadian wolves when I was a young lad playing ice hockey out of Detroit, so Windsor was a regular occurrence that I had no choice of!


To be honest, it didn't really suck other than having to deal with incompetent people. Time Warner Cable took my modem off my contract when I called to tell them my internet wasn't working? Then I left work early because Best Buy was supposed to deliver my new washer and dryer from 11:30 to 1:30. 1:30 rolled around and noone showed up, so I called and they told my the actual time slot was 3:30 to 5:30, so I bitched them out for about an hour and got a $10 gift card.

Oh yeah. I love fries and vinegar. I get made fun of here in NC for it.


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Seriously, I like you.
I like you too. Mostly because we look alike, but I also see all your other redeeming qualities.
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      05-29-2015, 07:10 AM   #1450
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Ot on ot, today's the first day it's in livable condition since I began remodeling the beach home I bought for my mom and grandma last year after my dad and grandpa passed away.

Property cost me 100K, remodeling cost 25K, and it's across the street from the beach! (Rosarito)
Looks great!
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Ot on ot, today's the first day it's in livable condition since I began remodeling the beach home I bought for my mom and grandma last year after my dad and grandpa passed away.

Property cost me 100K, remodeling cost 25K, and it's across the street from the beach! (Rosarito)
Looks great!
Thanks! FYI- I think I found your IG
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Good Morning everyone!

It's Friday! You all know what that means. My gf from Baton Rouge is in Nola this weekend and texted me she's dying to babysit. Who am I to say no?
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