Official SoCal Chat Thread (#7)

E90SLAM · 07-16-2009, 10:02 AM

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Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML

HAHAHHAHAHA~

E90SLAM · 07-16-2009, 10:03 AM

pwned!!!

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Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I decided it was a good idea to go off into the park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park, when a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML

E90SLAM · 07-16-2009, 10:04 AM

HOLY F***!!!!

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Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML

poor guy....

E90SLAM · 07-16-2009, 10:04 AM

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Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

E90SLAM · 07-16-2009, 10:06 AM

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Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

E90SLAM · 07-16-2009, 10:09 AM

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Today, a fax came in at work for a specific job, and I asked the owner of the company who it was for. He replied "the round one", so I handed it to our rotund Project Manager. Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not my fat co-worker. Now i'm the asshole of the office. FML

Aurora Bearialis · 07-16-2009, 10:10 AM

haha I read all of those except the credit card one this morning lol. That 80 pictures one is fucked up!!!!

Aurora Bearialis · 07-16-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

that one was good!!!

E90SLAM · 07-16-2009, 10:13 AM

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Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

Aurora Bearialis · 07-16-2009, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

WTF?!?!?!

E90SLAM · 07-16-2009, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Aurora Bearialis

haha I read all of those except the credit card one this morning lol. That 80 pictures one is fucked up!!!!

E90SLAM · 07-16-2009, 10:14 AM

FAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK~!!!!

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Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuddled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

Aurora Bearialis · 07-16-2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

FAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK~!!!!

ohhhhhhhhhh Goddddddddddddddd

:b arf:

E90SLAM · 07-16-2009, 10:16 AM

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Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

E90SLAM · 07-16-2009, 10:17 AM

alright....i shall back to work...

Aurora Bearialis · 07-16-2009, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

ab workout!!!!!!

Aurora Bearialis · 07-16-2009, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

alright....i shall back to work...

see ya in a bit...

StrifeM3 · 07-16-2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

StrifeM3 · 07-16-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jBryan

jason in the lead..

damn bryan pw....

Aurora Bearialis · 07-16-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Strife 335I 2008

damn bryan pw....

yeah, unless you have no life and are on here 23.30 hours a day, you won't be in the lead

sup Jason

StrifeM3 · 07-16-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Aurora Bearialis

yeah, unless you have no life and are on here 23.30 hours a day, you won't be in the lead

sup Jason

Sup Rameal

MrChessy · 07-16-2009, 11:19 AM

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