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      11-05-2015, 09:17 PM   #2003
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol


I stopped by the farmers market tonight and picked up a 1/2 bushel of apples...she went CRAZY when I came home....

Gave her about 4 - then she started bucking and running
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I stopped by the farmers market tonight and picked up a 1/2 bushel of apples...she went CRAZY when I came home....

Gave her about 4 - then she started bucking and running
Ahhhh, life on the farm.

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      11-05-2015, 11:41 PM   #2005
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20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
This would have ended FAR differently in TJ
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      11-05-2015, 11:50 PM   #2006
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
PM me your email and I'll send a selfie of the Infamous Waffles and myself
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PM me your email and I'll send a selfie of the Infamous Waffles and myself
You can get arrested for distribution of those types of photos.
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      11-05-2015, 11:58 PM   #2008
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nothing that bad
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Gave her about 4 - then she started bucking and running
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Why do women in 20s do not get the concept of TIME VALUE?

I use to ask this girl out during my early 20s, and she always refuses and thought herself was worth more. Time flies by, when I was late 20s, she was dying to date me. I nicely refused , and told her story about MILK CARTON and exp dates.
It's less a time value problem and more of an over-inflated ego being brought down to earth and becoming desperate problem.
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
PM me your email and I'll send a selfie of the Infamous Waffles and myself
Why don't you offer me donkey selfies? I thought we had something.
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Why don't you offer me donkey selfies? I thought we had something.
These all whore the goats and donkeys. Don't trust any of them.


Now, I have a really cute puppy, want some photos?!
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
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Please send updated selfie with goat and donkey!
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Why don't you offer me donkey selfies? I thought we had something.
These all whore the goats and donkeys. Don't trust any of them.


Now, I have a really cute puppy, want some photos?!
Yes!!! Even though it is a totally pedestrian animal like a dog, I still love it
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
PM me your email and I'll send a selfie of the Infamous Waffles and myself
Why don't you offer me donkey selfies? I thought we had something.
Not a picture of the donkey or the goat, However a glorious photo of the buzzards?

We still have the goat separate from Waffles - letting them socialize first.
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
PM me your email and I'll send a selfie of the Infamous Waffles and myself
Please send updated selfie with goat and donkey!
As soon as we can put them together, I'll try to get one group photo

I'll post up a goat selfie if it'll stop raining
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Why don't you offer me donkey selfies? I thought we had something.
These all whore the goats and donkeys. Don't trust any of them.


Now, I have a really cute puppy, want some photos?!
One more buzzard pic....
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
PM me your email and I'll send a selfie of the Infamous Waffles and myself
Why don't you offer me donkey selfies? I thought we had something.
Not a picture of the donkey or the goat, However a glorious photo of the buzzards?

We still have the goat separate from Waffles - letting them socialize first.
I accept your offering.

My lord that is a lot of buzzards.
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
PM me your email and I'll send a selfie of the Infamous Waffles and myself
Why don't you offer me donkey selfies? I thought we had something.
Not a picture of the donkey or the goat, However a glorious photo of the buzzards?

We still have the goat separate from Waffles - letting them socialize first.
I accept your offering.

My lord that is a lot of buzzards.
Yea - early in the morning they like roost on the barn, and the fence, and the house!

They don't really bother anything, they just look ominous.

I keep several dog toys in the yard with the dogs. Every morning the buzzards will attack the toys like they're dead animals.
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
PM me your email and I'll send a selfie of the Infamous Waffles and myself
Why don't you offer me donkey selfies? I thought we had something.
Not a picture of the donkey or the goat, However a glorious photo of the buzzards?

We still have the goat separate from Waffles - letting them socialize first.
Are you sure nothing is dying nearby?? It's like a horror movie where you live... Just add a little fog, cue the ditzy blonde with minimal clothing running around and BAM !! Horror movie...
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Are you sure nothing is dying nearby?? It's like a horror movie where you live... Just add a little fog, cue the ditzy blonde with minimal clothing running around and BAM !! Horror movie...
The poor birds thinks he has glued road kill in his face.

Those are awesome animals. We have nothing as cool as those back home.
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