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      11-06-2015, 10:40 AM   #2025
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
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Why don't you offer me donkey selfies? I thought we had something.
Not a picture of the donkey or the goat, However a glorious photo of the buzzards?

We still have the goat separate from Waffles - letting them socialize first.
Are you sure nothing is dying nearby?? It's like a horror movie where you live... Just add a little fog, cue the ditzy blonde with minimal clothing running around and BAM !! Horror movie...
It's possible that critters are dying in the woods. My property and surrounding area is rural land, but I am 16 miles from downtown Greensboro.

They flock on the fence and house and stalk the 'dead' soccer balls the dogs have destroyed

They'll actually fight over the dog toys and the chewed soccer balls
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
PM me your email and I'll send a selfie of the Infamous Waffles and myself
Why don't you offer me donkey selfies? I thought we had something.
Not a picture of the donkey or the goat, However a glorious photo of the buzzards?

We still have the goat separate from Waffles - letting them socialize first.
Are you sure nothing is dying nearby?? It's like a horror movie where you live... Just add a little fog, cue the ditzy blonde with minimal clothing running around and BAM !! Horror movie...
It's possible that critters are dying in the woods. My property and surrounding area is rural land, but I am 16 miles from downtown Greensboro.

They flock on the fence and house and stalk the 'dead' soccer balls the dogs have destroyed

They'll actually fight over the dog toys and the chewed soccer balls
I just had a vision... Picture this if you will; Lups, Bimmette and Biorin... Oh and uhmmm, C5... *cough-cough*

Lups would be the blonde, the talkative blonde that doesn't shut up... Bimmette, the token Asian in the film... Biorin, the "innocent / naive" (I know I laughed as well as I typed that) one who just happened to get dragged into the rural area with her token blonde and token Asian friend... Insert fog, insert buzzards, and the ominous music... Oh wait, my bad, Tonka and more specifically Tonka's legs... Tonka would be the token sex / sloot scantily clad one running around the woods in heels and miniskirt...



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      11-06-2015, 11:56 AM   #2027
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I just had a vision... Picture this if you will; Lups, Bimmette and Biorin... Oh and uhmmm, C5... *cough-cough*

Lups would be the blonde, the talkative blonde that doesn't shut up... Bimmette, the token Asian in the film... Biorin, the "innocent / naive" (I know I laughed as well as I typed that) one who just happened to get dragged into the rural area with her token blonde and token Asian friend... Insert fog, insert buzzards, and the ominous music... Oh wait, my bad, Tonka and more specifically Tonka's legs... Tonka would be the token sex / sloot scantily clad one running around the woods in heels and miniskirt...



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      11-06-2015, 12:00 PM   #2028
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I just had a vision... Picture this if you will; Lups, Bimmette and Biorin... Oh and uhmmm, C5... *cough-cough*

Lups would be the blonde, the talkative blonde that doesn't shut up... Bimmette, the token Asian in the film... Biorin, the "innocent / naive" (I know I laughed as well as I typed that) one who just happened to get dragged into the rural area with her token blonde and token Asian friend... Insert fog, insert buzzards, and the ominous music... Oh wait, my bad, Tonka and more specifically Tonka's legs... Tonka would be the token sex / sloot scantily clad one running around the woods in heels and miniskirt...



"Nightmare on Bavaria Street..."
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Prena is the genius who will figure out the mystery early, but no one will believe him.
Now we need a token black friend... someone has to die first. (That sounds worse than I expected written out.)
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      11-06-2015, 12:03 PM   #2029
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1MoreMod is the jock who keeps macking on Halloween Tonka.
Prena is the genius who will figure out the mystery early, but no one will believe him.
Now we need a token black friend... someone has to die first. (That sounds worse than I expected written out.)
Well, instead of a black friend we could always just sacrifice something else that starts with the letter B?? Like, I dunno, something Belgium-ish?? Makes sense when you think about it, Bavaria is in the title, we should make a german the sacrificial lamb??
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      11-06-2015, 12:04 PM   #2030
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I just had a vision...Tonka would be the token sex / sloot scantily clad one running around the woods in heels and miniskirt...



"Nightmare on Bavaria Street..."
Sounds more like Silence of the Tonka.

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      11-06-2015, 12:08 PM   #2031
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I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
PM me your email and I'll send a selfie of the Infamous Waffles and myself
Why don't you offer me donkey selfies? I thought we had something.
Not a picture of the donkey or the goat, However a glorious photo of the buzzards?

We still have the goat separate from Waffles - letting them socialize first.
Are you sure nothing is dying nearby?? It's like a horror movie where you live... Just add a little fog, cue the ditzy blonde with minimal clothing running around and BAM !! Horror movie...
It's possible that critters are dying in the woods. My property and surrounding area is rural land, but I am 16 miles from downtown Greensboro.

They flock on the fence and house and stalk the 'dead' soccer balls the dogs have destroyed

They'll actually fight over the dog toys and the chewed soccer balls
I just had a vision... Picture this if you will; Lups, Bimmette and Biorin... Oh and uhmmm, C5... *cough-cough*

Lups would be the blonde, the talkative blonde that doesn't shut up... Bimmette, the token Asian in the film... Biorin, the "innocent / naive" (I know I laughed as well as I typed that) one who just happened to get dragged into the rural area with her token blonde and token Asian friend... Insert fog, insert buzzards, and the ominous music... Oh wait, my bad, Tonka and more specifically Tonka's legs... Tonka would be the token sex / sloot scantily clad one running around the woods in heels and miniskirt...



"Nightmare on Bavaria Street..."
....then out of nowhere, the hero rides to rescue the damsels in distress from (insert stalker Bimmerpost name here) on his trusty donkey steed with goat sidekick.
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Sounds more like Silence of the Tonka.

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....then out of nowhere, the hero rides to rescue the damsels in distress from (insert stalker Bimmerpost name here) on his trusty donkey steed with goat sidekick.
there are NO white knights in this movie... already confirmed...
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      11-06-2015, 12:27 PM   #2034
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there are NO white knights in this movie... already confirmed...
All dark knights. I like it.
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All dark knights. I like it.
Silence of the lambs combined with batman. I'd find a remote to watch this one.
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Not a picture of the donkey or the goat, However a glorious photo of the buzzards?

We still have the goat separate from Waffles - letting them socialize first.
Looks like a pic from the movie..."The Birds"
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Sounds more like Silence of the Tonka.

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I would imagine the answer to this question varies as widely as it would if we asked whether guys like going down on girls. Depends on person, mood, motivation.
taste great and less filling
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If I don't go down, it's either because hygiene or I'm sick.
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I would imagine the answer to this question varies as widely as it would if we asked whether guys like going down on girls. Depends on person, mood, motivation.
If I don't go down, it's either because hygiene or I'm sick.
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Lady parts deserve a much better name. Always heard of roast beef curtains but never ham curtains. ?
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Yeah beef curtain is one I wouldn't use directly to a women. It indicates at least to me she has jacked up vj.
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