[pinco000]

Hi guys, can someone here explain to me why on earth Seagulls shite over my car when it is parked nearby the street lamp? Or is it somethi g with my car being clean and white?

[Thermobaric]

Good perch position. Good shitting position.

[AWSAWS]

Yes they fkin love lamps. Especially the ones around fast food joints and over looking BMWs.

[IanS100]

Being white maybe they think it's a big pile of bird shit

[pinco000]

Originally Posted by IanS100

Being white maybe they think it's a big pile of bird shit

Im gonna tell my gf that this problem with birds is another reason for me get a black 4 series

[IanS100]

Originally Posted by pinco000

Im gonna tell my gf that this problem with birds is another reason for me get a black 4 series

I think that's more than reasonable but I'm not SWMBO

[tadaska]

They shit all over mine no matter where I park... and it being black ain't making no difference... every day after work I have to go outside with a tub of soapy water and wash it all off. It etches into the clear-coat if I don't clean it.

[pinco000]

my gf doesnt need to know this

[danb21t]

[tadaska]

Those kids need a good kicking... Still it's so funny

I wonder what laxatives they used, I want to do this in my town

[abeardo83]

Not so much bird poo, but when clean, flies seem to love landing on my car's paintwork. Wonder if it's something to do with silver paint?

[raptor_f22]

Originally Posted by abeardo83

Not so much bird poo, but when clean, flies seem to love landing on my car's paintwork. Wonder if it's something to do with silver paint?

I thought I was the only one! Black car - flies and seagulls alike seem to love it. Hate it when I finish washing the car, about to give it a polish and wax and it's covered in midgies. Baffles me.

[pinco000]

for me, once I sort out my house, the next thing I spend money on will be a garage. One where you a bimmer ( not a 70s mini ) and can actually open both doors

[IanS100]

How do people with convertibles go on with bird shit? Going by the amount I get on the roof of my car when parked, there's no way I'd risk leaving a convertible with the roof down, wiping crap off dashboard & seats really isn't something that can be left till you get home

[pinco000]

look how unlucky I was with my previos car, e92 pre lci..It happened just about when I finished wiping the interior

[raptor_f22]

Originally Posted by pinco000

look how unlucky I was with my previos car, e92 pre lci..It happened just about when I finished wiping the interior

Ohhh wow! Sorry man, I did laugh pretty hard when I saw that. That is awful! Do you live near the coast?!

I mean it's almost like the bird new exactly when it would piss you off the most and just went for it...

[pinco000]

I live in north london and every summer here a lots of seagulls nesting

[raptor_f22]

That sucks. I'm guessing you don't have a drive way? If you do, maybe a gazebo type structure to give it shelter?

[pinco000]

you guessed it, street residential parking :
but soon moving to a house with a driveway so finally detailing my car will meke sense

[raptor_f22]

Ah living the dream! Best of luck with that

I used to do detailing as a business but then moved house and no longer have anywhere to do it. Parents bought me a brand new machine polisher 3 months ago, sadly still haven't touched it as there's no where for me to detail under shelter

And I know your pain all too well when it comes to having just detailed the car and some bird shites on it

[Thermobaric]

Jesus. That is a shit and a half. Probably half it's body weight it dumped on your car.

[IanS100]

Originally Posted by Thermobaric

Jesus. That is a shit and a half. Probably half it's body weight it dumped on your car.

Who said Pigs Can't Fly