What does everyone do for a living?

baldev · 05-16-2018, 12:52 AM

Born again Christian. trying to be like my Hero Trump to swindle Americans and convince them that democracy does not exist and all is fake.

Future POTUS

c1pher · 05-16-2018, 05:49 AM

Night shift worker at Waffle House.

M3 Number 86 · 05-16-2018, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

I recently turned down the position of "official magnum tester" for Trojan.

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I heard that position comes with a complimentary box of rubber bands.

No, no, this position was more of a "receiver" type role - they wanted his feedback.

They have an opening at grindr. Maybe I can get a referral fee lol

335e92tx · 06-12-2018, 08:00 AM

dont - retired.

1MOREMOD · 06-12-2018, 08:17 AM

Talent scout at strip club and part time shake weight demonstrator

MNR · 06-12-2018, 09:49 PM

Machinery sales over here.

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Originally Posted by baldev

Born again Christian. trying to be like my Hero Trump to swindle Americans and convince them that democracy does not exist and all is fake.

Future POTUS

Always one in the bunch. I'm glad you've taken the time out of your day to humiliate yourself and provide nothing but a meaningless contribution to an otherwise legitimate conversation.

bosstones · 06-13-2018, 01:15 AM

Professional crastinator

prompt · 06-13-2018, 04:38 AM

I'm a car designer

c1pher · 06-13-2018, 05:55 AM

I work at Theranos.

King Rudi · 06-13-2018, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Talent scout at strip club and part time shake weight demonstrator

arkie6 · 06-13-2018, 03:55 PM

I move electrons and corral neutrons.

bimmer456 · 06-15-2018, 06:19 PM

There was a previous thread on this. I work as a data analyst in the health care sector. It's made me enough to buy a house and bimmer. Though I got the house before I got this job, and the house paid for the car. Also had ~56% return on my stock portfolio looking to do something big with that at some point in the not too distant future.

Azn Ninja · 06-19-2018, 09:47 AM

Legal Practitioner

jcrane82 · 06-19-2018, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by prompt

I'm a car designer

Where at, if you don't mind me asking?

AMSWagon · 06-19-2018, 12:14 PM

I am exotic dancer for the visionary impaired.

MightyMouseTech · 06-19-2018, 12:23 PM

I am a cheese, meat and wine garberator.

MKSixer · 06-19-2018, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AMSWagon

I am exotic dancer for the visionary impaired.

Ahhh. A Braille Stripper. Interesting...

bd307 · 06-19-2018, 04:57 PM

Professional human

Germanauto · 06-19-2018, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bd307

Professional human

I would have assumed you are a doge.

AMSWagon · 06-19-2018, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Ahhh. A Braille Stripper. Interesting...

Sometimes I use a mannequin for a step-in. Has the same conversation skills as I.

bbbbmw · 06-19-2018, 07:07 PM

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair
electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep,
I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

hooligan_G01 · 06-20-2018, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MNR

Machinery sales over here.

Always one in the bunch. I'm glad you've taken the time out of your day to humiliate yourself and provide nothing but a meaningless contribution to an otherwise legitimate conversation.

Someone didn't read this thread prior to posting in it.

IT Project Manager, here.

05-16-2018, 12:52 AM	#45
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06-13-2018, 03:55 PM	#55
arkie6 Lieutenant 397 Rep 433 Posts Drives: 2008 BMW 335i sedan Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Russellville, AR iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 BMW 335i [0.00]	I move electrons and corral neutrons.
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06-15-2018, 06:19 PM	#56
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