OT: Need abvice goin out somewhere err... not so nice tonight

Serjames · 10-05-2007, 04:00 PM

Umm kay, according to mr. Fandango, he "took the shed to the Mishwah and then SHE drove in..."

GOOD move Carl !

Only caveat here that I can possibly see is that you might get more pissed than the Mishwah, which in MY experience, though admittedly limited, is a BAD move.

SJ

Z4 Beemer · 10-05-2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Serjames

Umm kay, according to mr. Fandango, he "took the shed to the Mishwah and then SHE drove in..."

GOOD move Carl !

Only caveat here that I can possibly see is that you might get more pissed than the Mishwah, which in MY experience, though admittedly limited, is a BAD move.

SJ

What type of vehicle does the Mishwah drive? Why did he not take the 335i to the Mishwah's - does she live in some dodgy area?

We need to get to the bottom of this SirJames

dxb335d · 10-05-2007, 05:12 PM

GUYS FIRSTLY. im 23!!!!!! 23 years old young and only look 18 so love, im far from 26 lol. I will now ''procede'' to read all posts and comment as necessary!!!

Love carlosthemiswahsiswahlovinpeanut

dxb335d · 10-05-2007, 05:39 PM

finally i have had chance to write something, phew

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Originally Posted by Serjames

I laughed out loud !

Carlos you are a nutter... This was a good example of a thread just WAITING to be pounced on and ripped to pieced, from SO many angles...

Trust me.. you need to stop asking us this stuff, it's as bad as me asking whether I should Bonk my Mishwah tonight knowing that my Nan is staying in the spare room...

.....er so what do you guys think, should I ?

SJ

James bud if your nan has to use hearing aids (which i presume she might do) then bonk da miswah... cuz she will deffo take em out to sleep, just ask beauforty he into the grannies and knows the ins and outs

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

FFS give the guy a break! He's at least given you something to get unnecessarily excited about whereas you'd otherwise be looking at a blank forum

He's 26 and asking his elders for advice. Why not?!

I too sometimes wonder whether to take a nice car to some places. If I'm worried enought I don't take it.

Carl... If you are concerned take the tank. You obviously take the beemer other places but this place is concerning you so don't do it.

Easy as that.

i honestly dont think, that you think i look 26 due to my photos, cuz i deffo look younger that i am, and im 23 lol haha. man i wish i was still 18

your right i worry often about leaving the 335d, always park right outside restaurants and ask for a table by the window to keep an eye on her. Its also very cool seeing people walk past checkin out the motor

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Originally Posted by squeezebm

i fort Carlos was only 12

in the head?! many say i am....

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Originally Posted by Dave_3

If you are in doubt, leave the BMW Carlos.

You don't want that niggling away at the back of your mind when you want to simply go out and enjoy yourself. Take the "old shed" and enjoy yoursef.

Often weigh that up myself when going to known black spots .....

D.

your so right Dave, thats why i decided to leave it, cuz it in reality does and has ruined the evening for me before!!! always popping out to check on the car

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

Get your dad to drive you in. Arrange a pick up at 10:30 - you'll be home before curfew..

only messin'!

Tony, mate i wouldnt be seen dead in the passenger seat of the 335d

my curfew is half 8 lol, sheesh im in trouble

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

You guys crack me up almost as much as Carlos.

Lets face it, Carl is just a young sociable sort of guy who loves to seek the advice of all and sundry on all sorts of things. He knows that posting on here will bring ridicule and advice in equal measure. More power to him that he keeps on doing it. If this is tame though I might have to register just to read the posts on his other passion.

So Carlos, if you're worried, take the shed (is that your Uncles Aston?

), get a taxi or ask one of your parents to taxi for you. At least you can enjoy yourself then without worrying about the car all the time.

cheers mate, i sorted it in the end, journey there and back wasnt quite as fast and exciting as usual tho..

oh and here is a pic of my uncles Aston for those who havent seen a pic yet!!!

man she is gorgeous, he loves it too.. loves porsche drivers the best, as they dont even acknoledge the Aston is there at all!! just drive straight past as if its invisible

cracks him right up

the sound is UN-REAL, sex is the only word to describe to you, the sound which is resonating through ya lug 'oles

and nope, i aint driven it yet

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Originally Posted by Serjames

Umm kay, according to mr. Fandango, he "took the shed to the Mishwah and then SHE drove in..."

GOOD move Carl !

Only caveat here that I can possibly see is that you might get more pissed than the Mishwah, which in MY experience, though admittedly limited, is a BAD move.

SJ

thanks for the call James

you sound like you were having fun!! with the music in the background obviously trying to seduce the current SerMiswah

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Originally Posted by RR

Consider other modes of transport, Carlos
If you have a second car which you value less, then it makes sense to use it - although it might not fit the glamour of your entertaining evening.

If it has to be the 335d then just park somewhere sensible. I don't know much about the surroundings, but quiet urban backstreets are usually good - the car will probably just blend in with other local motors. It's hard not to stick out, but if you have to park anywhere, just be sure it blends in some way - otherwise you know what attention will do if you're in ghetto-ish territory!

its the age old story aint it mate, you either want to turn up in style and risk the car being stolen/vandalised and ruining your evening worrying or turn up in the shed and not worry, either way the evening is compromised

the surroundings were not that nice, and i was very happy i made the decision not to take the 335d, as it would have been very out of place and would have attracted to much attention and im very sure the wrong attention

but it was a good night in the end...

No

for Carlos tonight tho, im at home, and she is at her home

so tonight all thats left for me is a ''good old''

HAHAHAHA

goodnight and godbless, all the good old boys of E NYNTEEEE post.com

Carlos

mikem · 10-06-2007, 02:55 AM

Carlos, you crack me up.

Serjames · 10-06-2007, 06:13 AM

eeeoooowww

dxb335d · 10-06-2007, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by RR

lol
Glad you had a nice time - the dance production, that is. Don't want to know about your other 'nice time'.

ahh, dat war gut yah

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Originally Posted by mikem

Carlos, you crack me up.

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Originally Posted by Serjames

eeeoooowww

James, everyone has the odd ''One night hand''

silverbmwz3 · 10-06-2007, 11:01 AM

Carlos, sorry I said you were 26. I don't know where I got that from. It certainly wasn't mental age I was talking about.

Glad you had a good time (at the dance production) - I don't want to think about your sexy times.

dxb335d · 10-06-2007, 11:49 AM

you think i have a low mental age??

sexy times was good, well i had fun anyway

heres my uncles Aston again, as i exceded my thingy on one account?!

Carlos

M3-FAST · 10-06-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

you think i have a low mental age??

sexy times was good, well i had fun anyway

heres my uncles Aston again, as i exceded my thingy on one account?!

Carlos

Carl - any chance u could post a pic of your uncle's Aston - I dont think we have seen it lately???

Z4 Beemer · 10-06-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by redE93cab

Carl - any chance u could post a pic of your uncle's Aston - I dont think we have seen it lately???

Good one.

steph.uk · 10-06-2007, 04:40 PM

I am glad I read this, so

Surely Carl you can keep posting as the responses are good entertainement and good laugh

Steph

dxb335d · 10-07-2007, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by steph.uk

I am glad I read this, so

Surely Carl you can keep posting as the responses are good entertainement and good laugh

Steph

i only posted twice because the first image was taken away by photobucket due to a limit i exceeded

so now its bak and there two pics!!!

Carlos de numpty

Carloa

peterg1965 · 10-07-2007, 04:27 AM

Carlos,

I see you have been upsetting the 'locals' on bmwland!

dxb335d · 10-07-2007, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by peterg1965

Carlos,

I see you have been upsetting the 'locals' on bmwland!

no Peatay, they upset me, it seems a couple of coooonttts off that ''other'' website use bmwland and are out to stir shite

Hotcoupe · 10-07-2007, 06:35 AM

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peterg1965 Carlos,
I see you have been upsetting the 'locals' on bmwland!

Yes,I've also seen it.

Carlos,I'm really surprised that you have risen to the bait yet again after all the comments your fellow forum members have made on this thread.

Don't 'feed' it,think starvation!

dxb335d · 10-07-2007, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Yes,I've also seen it.

Carlos,I'm really surprised that you have risen to the bait yet again after all the comments your fellow forum members have made on this thread.

Don't 'feed' it,think starvation!

HAHA

your right

sorry

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