stuck waiting at toll booth pickup up a girl

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

What exactly do you do for a living?

consulting.

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 11:54 PM

Used to be in sales.

Nedim · 06-04-2010, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Chickened out becaause i was worriedthat a cop might be there. if i wasnt walking into a trap why would i chill with a girl that would hook up with a guy that would just send her the pic of his penis wo calling first. she gave me her number while she was stuck at the toll and most guys wouldnt have the balls to be like can i have your number when they see a cute girl like that. then a few days later i sent her the pic of my penis but she wasnt mad so i think i blw it but the funny part was that she was a teacher.lol what is she gng to teach me? std education? safer sex? meh i passed. not worth it. that is a lesson you clowns should learn from the master. leave them wanting more but dont blow the deal. and if you see a hot girl anywhere go for it. fuck bar sluts when you can pick up a sober girl that is much better. i dont need grammar lessons. if i ever have to work again in a real job, i will have an assistant of course, like i did for seven years straight form the age of 21 when you pick up hot randon girls and get their pussies wet and get forget them please post in this thread or gtfu!

that shit is hilarious

Schm · 06-04-2010, 02:28 AM

god, I wish I was as high as he probably was. .

Verbiage · 06-04-2010, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan in PA

What exactly do you do for a living?

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpimping

consulting.

Like I said before, mpimping for president.

Verbiage · 04-08-2011, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kaykay

mpimping is on ANOTHER LEVEL with his posts. Seriously.

mpimping, are you from the future????

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

You're a special guy... did you eat paint chips as a kid? At any point did you try to read your own post, or the poll options? How high were you when you attempted to post?

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

His posts should come with a warning... I can't even decipher the poll question..

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Originally Posted by Gotadime

Ahahahaha oh my God, we should all be glad to have mpimping around

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

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NYCGP · 04-08-2011, 12:15 PM

this was a classic thread... I still remember this story. I swear, dude was special. Helmet special.

LateBraking · 04-08-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

So i see hot blonde waiting for the toll and she gives meher numberafew days im feeling aggresive so i sent her pic of my penis. she calls and i tell her i was trying to erase a pic and must have sent it to her by mistake and she said that its ok. what could she possibly want? penis? so i couldnt close the deal because i thought i might walk into a trap or even if she would suck my dick idk if i want to hang out with a girl that would hook up with a guy that instead of calling just sends her a pic of his dick. now that i think of it maybe im on to something,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpimping

Chickened out becaause i was worriedthat a cop might be there. if i wasnt walking into a trap why would i chill with a girl that would hook up with a guy that would just send her the pic of his penis wo calling first. she gave me her number while she was stuck at the toll and most guys wouldnt have the balls to be like can i have your number when they see a cute girl like that. then a few days later i sent her the pic of my penis but she wasnt mad so i think i blw it but the funny part was that she was a teacher.lol what is she gng to teach me? std education? safer sex? meh i passed. not worth it. that is a lesson you clowns should learn from the master. leave them wanting more but dont blow the deal. and if you see a hot girl anywhere go for it. fuck bar sluts when you can pick up a sober girl that is much better. i dont need grammar lessons. if i ever have to work again in a real job, i will have an assistant of course, like i did for seven years straight form the age of 21 when you pick up hot randon girls and get their pussies wet and get forget them please post in this thread or gtfu!

Hi I'm 12 and what is this

NBRider88 · 04-08-2011, 12:16 PM

Nedim · 04-08-2011, 12:18 PM

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that is a lesson you clowns should learn from the master

JayKay335i · 04-08-2011, 12:25 PM

I must have been banned when all this retardedness was occuring

TK-421 · 04-08-2011, 12:37 PM

I want whatever he was on

Wakka · 04-08-2011, 01:06 PM

unban him please.

gary88 · 04-08-2011, 02:21 PM

I can't believe you've done this.

XYR03 · 04-12-2011, 02:51 PM

Only if it was Sarah hahaz!

McMuffin · 04-12-2011, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I must have been banned when all this retardedness was occuring

+1

Javi335 · 09-26-2011, 06:15 AM

C'mon dudes, we are on the XXI century. I only hope mpimping does the work fine and give it a touch of charisma.

To flirt is an art, and mpimping turn it in another level.

Understanding as that, is easy to see what mpimpin is as an artist

Girls dont need to see the outside. Muscled mans, tattoes, imposible haircuts, nice conversation, poses etc is like fill dauber pictures of landscapes, cheesy doodles and refined. Girls do not need to embellish the obvious. They have eyes, they can see . The art is not understood, admired, rejected, is viewed with a dissecting claims or gettin surrender to his evocative aura enthralling. Devices mirrors artists, mimes ridiculous, if only you can give to the ladys the diminished beauty of the artificial, of your putrid imitations. She do not want a beauty preserved in formalin museums and oil. They only interested in artists that are pure emotion, without scholarship, artists who fatten his brush with the tincture of blood.

No need to waste time showing off in the Faculty of Fine Arts, sputum gurgling vacuous and imposts, pouting, getting important and great for the first grade girls and put them in the pussy a brushstroke. No, "the maker" had more important things to occupy in his life and talent. We do not doubt it, he's a majestic artist. In the masterpieces of the great geniuses we can admire a really idyllic, pluperfect, embellished by the technique and expertise. But the creations of "The Maker" we can see something better, we see a soul, the soul, his soul. He spit us in the face, slap us and tells us " Thats my penis. This is me, this is the kaos I submit, order and exorcise"

WWONG · 09-26-2011, 10:17 AM

I love this site

shipill · 09-26-2011, 03:18 PM

haha loool

M3Bahn · 09-26-2011, 03:30 PM

When did jaykay get banned? lol

BMWinNorthdakota · 09-26-2011, 03:34 PM

Like uhhh, June?

So boring now IMO

Seminole · 09-26-2011, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javi335

C'mon dudes, we are on the XXI century. I only hope mpimping does the work fine and give it a touch of charisma.

Look at a calendar. It's September. The last post in this thread was in April.

View Poll Results: sent a hottie that u just met a pic of your d do you go out with her
yes im horny	20	39.22%
no my pp will fall off	6	11.76%
no a police officer will be there	9	17.65%
only if it was sara	16	31.37%
Voters: 51. You may not vote on this poll

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Javi335 Troll but nice 164 Rep 341 Posts Drives: 335i E92 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Returning videotapes iTrader: (0)	C'mon dudes, we are on the XXI century. I only hope mpimping does the work fine and give it a touch of charisma. To flirt is an art, and mpimping turn it in another level. Understanding as that, is easy to see what mpimpin is as an artist Girls dont need to see the outside. Muscled mans, tattoes, imposible haircuts, nice conversation, poses etc is like fill dauber pictures of landscapes, cheesy doodles and refined. Girls do not need to embellish the obvious. They have eyes, they can see . The art is not understood, admired, rejected, is viewed with a dissecting claims or gettin surrender to his evocative aura enthralling. Devices mirrors artists, mimes ridiculous, if only you can give to the ladys the diminished beauty of the artificial, of your putrid imitations. She do not want a beauty preserved in formalin museums and oil. They only interested in artists that are pure emotion, without scholarship, artists who fatten his brush with the tincture of blood. No need to waste time showing off in the Faculty of Fine Arts, sputum gurgling vacuous and imposts, pouting, getting important and great for the first grade girls and put them in the pussy a brushstroke. No, "the maker" had more important things to occupy in his life and talent. We do not doubt it, he's a majestic artist. In the masterpieces of the great geniuses we can admire a really idyllic, pluperfect, embellished by the technique and expertise. But the creations of "The Maker" we can see something better, we see a soul, the soul, his soul. He spit us in the face, slap us and tells us " Thats my penis. This is me, this is the kaos I submit, order and exorcise" __________________ There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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