[mkPOTO]

Originally Posted by mithiral67

I will once it has rims. The stock 18s are just sad.

Just do it

[UdubBadger]

so james how did it all go?


Ryan what the fffffff did you do to your car?

[mithiral67]

Actually went great. As soon as I drove about 20 feet it felt like coming home. The 5 hour drive was so much better. I learned a lot of what I really value in a car with the whole experience. And having a new car trumps all.

[mithiral67]

Oh, and what rims should I get. Current leader is the wide ass m3 reps m359

[gary88]

BBS FI

[UdubBadger]

Originally Posted by gary88

BBS FI

This

[Ricer X]

How To Poo At Work

Weve all been there but dont like to admit it. Weve all
kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something
brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves
otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate
pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking
a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the
smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but
doesnt know where it came from. Be careful when you do
this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled.
Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your
pants.

FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in
and check for other pooers. If there are others in the
bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to
become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if
they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or
forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a
sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do
not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are
standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did
not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable
for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both
parties feel
uneasy.

JAILBREAK
When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun
pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a
hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in
the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare
everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the
water. This reduces the amount of air time the poo has to
stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught
doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you
have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very
uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As
with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not
exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER
A colleague who poos at work and is damn proud of it. You
will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom
with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always
look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer
before entering the bathroom.

THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency
pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to
monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and
identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you
can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly
of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer
of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and
tries to force the door open. This is one of the most
shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking
a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the
Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all
uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom
that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a
WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very
effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd
Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove
all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire
, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in
peace.

WATERMELON
A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet
water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET
A case of diarrhea that creates series of loud splashes in
the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using
Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could
spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or
sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax
while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when
the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the
other bathroom attendees.

[Black Sheep]

Sucks not seeing my car in the garage. She had to spend the night outside

[mithiral67]

Safe night for it.

[Black Sheep]

Will prob rain around noon...

[Black Sheep]

Change your avatar its making me even more upset

[Ricer X]

Originally Posted by Black Sheep

Sucks not seeing my car in the garage. She had to spend the night outside

If it does storm, I know a good detail guy.

[UdubBadger]

Originally Posted by Black Sheep

Change your avatar its making me even more upset

[mithiral67]

I tried three times yesterday and it wont stick.

[gary88]

Someone's birthday so they brought food in the break room, I don't know who's so I just wander in and say happy birthday slowly while looking at everyone.

[mithiral67]

lol, nice

[Ricer X]

too nice

just grab food and ask who's bday it is as you stuff food in your mouth...when they tell you nod and say a muffled happy bday due to chewing, grab a bit more and walk out....

I know it sounds like I'm joking but I'm totally srs. Just own the fucking place.

[Mr. Nice]

Originally Posted by mithiral67

Oh, and what rims should I get. Current leader is the wide ass m3 reps m359

id say just get arc-8's or ec-7's and get the widest possible rubber you can on there

[Ricer X]

Originally Posted by Mr. Nice

id say just get arc-8's or ec-7's and get the widest possible rubber you can on there

this

[teamben158]

Weather changes are fucking with my allergies. Currently tripping balls off allergy meds and Robitussin.

This made me change the colors of my 3D model to be more pretty when it spins. I should probably go get some water or something.

[Black Sheep]

Cars off to Patrick

[Markyd83]

I agree with both on arc8s. Gunmetal with some 275s. R888s