Honk If You Love My Cooch: The Dialogue

johnjohn · 06-18-2007, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Scottz71

She had a FACE???

iatacs19 · 06-18-2007, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by johnjohn

I'm willing to bet none of us could pick her out of a lineup. Unless she was wearing those shorts.

Maybe if she stood with her car...

johnjohn · 06-18-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by iatacs19

Maybe if she stood with her car...

Maybe we should have Shim detail it for her.

iatacs19 · 06-18-2007, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by johnjohn

Maybe we should have Shim detail it for her.

Yeah, he wants that cooch...

johnjohn · 06-18-2007, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by iatacs19

Yeah, he wants that cooch...

But would he be willing to honk for it?

He's probably taken out the horn to save weight.

iatacs19 · 06-18-2007, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by johnjohn

But would he be willing to honk for it?

He's probably taken out the horn to save weight.

He would put that horn back in a heartbeat! He would even upgrade to an air horn to honk at that cooch!

johnjohn · 06-18-2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by iatacs19

He would put that horn back in a heartbeat! He would even upgrade to an air horn to honk at that cooch!

LOL

Speaking of Shim ... I need a detail soon ... maybe that would be an ideal setting for an oil change DIY.

iatacs19 · 06-18-2007, 10:52 AM

He is awesome, definitely get the clay bar treatment. It makes the surface of the car glass smooth. I kept touching my newly washed car, kinda spooked shimshimhada a little.

(ask him about Metro drop off

)

johnjohn · 06-18-2007, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by iatacs19

He is awesome, definitely get the clay bar treatment. It makes the surface of the car glass smooth. I kept touching my newly washed car, kinda spooked shimshimhada a little.

(ask him about Metro drop off

)

Now we're talking!

I'm going to try to schedule something with him soon.

For now, I'm going to stop post-whoring and go pool-whoring on the roof.

Talk to you soon, man.

Mr.F1 Fan · 06-18-2007, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by iatacs19

she was sitting right next to us behind the window. I saw nothing but nice smooth legs.

Are you sure that wasn't your legs you were looking at?

tman · 06-19-2007, 07:50 AM

Yo ain't seen cooch until you're sitting in a outdoor patio of a french restuarent in Moscow on a summer's day at 9:00pm with the sun still out, eating caesar salad avec duck and watching the steady parade of absolutely stunning Russian ladies parade by. Lord oh load the Russian women now how to take of themselves.

FrankoQ · 06-19-2007, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by tman

Yo ain't seen cooch until you're sitting in a outdoor patio of a french restuarent in Moscow on a summer's day at 9:00pm with the sun still out, eating caesar salad avec duck and watching the steady parade of absolutely stunning Russian ladies parade by. Lord oh load the Russian women now how to take of themselves.

You can't do that to us...
POST PICS!!!
we need to see the evidence.

KL2DC · 06-19-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by tman

Yo ain't seen cooch until you're sitting in a outdoor patio of a french restuarent in Moscow on a summer's day at 9:00pm with the sun still out, eating caesar salad avec duck and watching the steady parade of absolutely stunning Russian ladies parade by. Lord oh load the Russian women now how to take of themselves.

Did you honk?

johnjohn · 06-19-2007, 10:51 AM

I have a buddy who travels to Russia, and he says the same thing.

I went out a couple of times with a young Russian girl here ... damn. They DO know how to take care of themselves, and their men.

Scottz71 · 06-19-2007, 11:07 AM

Three Words:

MAIL ORDER BRIDE

johnjohn · 06-19-2007, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Scottz71

Three Words:

MAIL ORDER BRIDE

She might have been. She had just gotten divorced. But the important this is I didn't order her. Hell, I didn't even pay shipping.

ettil · 06-19-2007, 03:02 PM

How about "Cooch the Game"

Find e90post member's car, now more easily located by the "e90post" sticker and soon even easier by the burrito/calamari mark.
Apply signature phrase in an easy to remove non-damaging method.
Take pic, run away, post pic.
Your choice of language used as long as it translates the same.

Scottz71 · 06-19-2007, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ettil

How about "Cooch the Game"

Find e90post member's car, now more easily located by the "e90post" sticker and soon even easier by the burrito/calamari mark.
Apply signature phrase in an easy to remove non-damaging method.
Take pic, run away, post pic.
Your choice of language used as long as it translates the same.

no lipstick on my car...!!!

johnjohn · 06-19-2007, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ettil

How about "Cooch the Game"

Find e90post member's car, now more easily located by the "e90post" sticker and soon even easier by the burrito/calamari mark.
Apply signature phrase in an easy to remove non-damaging method.
Take pic, run away, post pic.
Your choice of language used as long as it translates the same.

I don't know you, but you ROCK! I love that idea.

tman · 06-19-2007, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by KL2DC

Did you honk?

DA, but the silencer must of been on, coz no one heard anything.

LEDZEP · 06-20-2007, 05:38 AM

I'd hate to have to someday say, "oh no... I've been cooched".

FrankoQ · 06-20-2007, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by LEDZEP

I'd hate to have to someday say, "oh no... I've been cooched".

Scary thought.

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