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SoYank · 03-21-2008, 05:24 PM

Judging from a quick look outside, I think I've found your water source. If the forecast holds I might even be able to bring it in blocks.

Isn't this supposed to be Springtime?

I was going to put on summer tyres tomorrow

DervFan · 03-22-2008, 08:45 AM

PM sent to Tony and Viv

vivekk · 03-22-2008, 03:43 PM

(Apologies to anyone who may find this post at all offensive. Viv)

Gordon here, if you didn't already f*cking-well know.

I've told Viv to get his ar*e out of here, as I've got a few f*cking things to say.

Right, there isn't any blo**dy nice way of saying this, so I'll 'Just Do It', as those f*ckers responsible for the Nike adverts keep telling me.

UK5 Meet: Saturday April 26 -27th, Buxton

Let me simplify for you, using a nice, f*cking example:

Let's say you'd f*cking booked into one of my f*cking restaurants & decided not to f*cking turn up, then I'd be pretty f*cking p*ssed off- oh yes- very, VERY f*cking p*ssed off.
So f*cking p*ssed off, I'd send the f*cking 'Crazed Croatian', Sergei, to f*ck you up. That's just for f*cking starters- we haven't even reached the main-f*cking-course yet. As for the pudding, you wouldn't want to f*cking-well know. Believe me.

Now, looking at UK5, it seems like a lot of individuals have showed some f*cking indication that they'd be coming to the meet.
Personally, I hate those f*cking cars. Expensive, sh*te build quality, rattle like f*ck & that iDrive- technology that makes a f*cking nuclear reactor easier to use. As for the navigation system- I get more sense out of a £99 f*cking TomTom. Bl**dy f*cking sh*te audio system as well- 6FL may as well be 6-F*cking Lame.
For me, it's Audi- love those f*cking beauties.

Now, as I know what that Viv's like- quiet as f*ck & won't say 'boo' to anyone, I'll put his thoughts into a few simple words for you.

If you're coming to the meet, then f*cking say so.
If you're not, then just say so...oh...and f*ck-right-off.
If you end up coming, want to stay over & haven't f*cking said so, then you can f*cking kip with Carlos, for all I care. Lovely lad, BTW.

I know there's a few f*ckers working on UK5, trying to make sure it goes well. If I were them, I'd have said 'F*ck this' a long f*cking time ago.

Right, I've had enough of this. Time I got on with the Victoria sponge I should have f*cking started this afternoon.

Any complaints? You know what to do- f*ck off.

Gordon

(The vast majority of this post cannot be attributed to Mr Ramsay, probably)

vivekk · 03-22-2008, 03:50 PM

Gordon, relax!

Oh..& did I say you could post under my name, you f****r.

Viv

vivekk · 03-22-2008, 05:25 PM

Sorry Viv.

Gordon

(Yeah, I bet!)

dxb335d · 03-22-2008, 05:33 PM

HILARIOUS VIV,

ive said it before and ill say it again

YOU ARE ............

''The Don''

vivekk · 03-22-2008, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

HILARIOUS VIV,

ive said it before and ill say it again

YOU ARE ............

''The Don''

Cheers Carl.

As I've sometimes said, you do 'f**kwah' around sometimes, but you're not too bad, usually.

Viv

CD · 03-23-2008, 03:04 AM

BRILLIANT VIV !!

if thats not inspirational i dont what will be

SoYank · 03-23-2008, 05:56 AM

Screw Gordon Ramsay! I've decided not to come to UK5 after that outburst.

SoYank · 03-23-2008, 05:56 AM

Just kidding

vivekk · 03-23-2008, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoYank

Just kidding

He says he'll keep quiet now, Floyd, but he has had further 'outbursts' in the past, as you well know.

Viv

vivekk · 03-23-2008, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RR

If there is anything I can do to help Vivvy, let me know

Cheers Ruffy.

Viv

SoYank · 03-23-2008, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rr

If there is anything I can do to help Vivvy, let me know

Plate covers come to mind. But something better than this.

mjh93sa · 03-23-2008, 01:54 PM

If I remember rightly Ruffy's talents lie more in the line of forgetting to take them off afterwards.

dxb335d · 03-23-2008, 04:25 PM

Shame all those people cant make it eh Tone!

Serjames · 03-24-2008, 06:57 AM

lol it's gonna be a blast...

should have all the mods done by then..

yee haa !

CD · 03-24-2008, 02:10 PM

yeah really looking forward to next months meet

never been on one before, i was all up for going to a 1 series meet last year but it never came off.

so is this technically a 'posh cruise' then

if so do i need to invest in a copy of max power

dxb335d · 03-24-2008, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CD

yeah really looking forward to next months meet

never been on one before, i was all up for going to a 1 series meet last year but it never came off.

so is this technically a 'posh cruise' then

if so do i need to invest in a copy of max power

Will be great to meet you CD finally

Would be good to go out in an LSD equipped re-mapped 335d, been out in a 335i with one now just need to try the big D

Carlos

CD · 03-24-2008, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Will be great to meet you CD finally

Would be good to go out in an LSD equipped re-mapped 335d, been out in a 335i with one now just need to try the big D

Carlos

you too mate

i think im gonna need some new back tyres before then, the LSD wouldnt be too impressive with the car running on shot blald tyres

cant believe they will only have lasted about 8k ... hmm says something about my driving

G33 · 03-24-2008, 02:47 PM

what will u be doing on this 'meet' this thread doesnt say wats going on or did i not look hard enough?!?!
i see people are staying over also. is this a mass BMW fanboy orgy?....ill have a go on yours and you can have a go on mine sort of thing?

dxb335d · 03-24-2008, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CD

you too mate

i think im gonna need some new back tyres before then, the LSD wouldnt be too impressive with the car running on shot blald tyres

cant believe they will only have lasted about 8k ... hmm says something about my driving

LOL

Do you drive with DTC switched off a lot then?

CD · 03-24-2008, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G33

what will u be doing on this 'meet' this thread doesnt say wats going on or did i not look hard enough?!?!?

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107096

Quote:

Originally Posted by G33

i see people are staying over also. is this a mass BMW fanboy orgy?....ill have a go on yours and you can have a go on mine sort of thing?

03-21-2008, 05:24 PM	#23
SoYank Major General 571 Rep 7,519 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i MT Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vinton, Virginia iTrader: (1) Garage List 2009 BMW E90 335i S ... [9.00]	Judging from a quick look outside, I think I've found your water source. If the forecast holds I might even be able to bring it in blocks. Isn't this supposed to be Springtime? I was going to put on summer tyres tomorrow __________________ **2009 E90 335i Montego Blue · Black Leather · Burl Walnut · 6MT · US Spec** SatNav • ZPP • ZCW • 6FL • TPMS • iDrive • PDC • HWS • Xenons • BMW Assist • Power Rear Sunshade • Logic 7 European Taillights • Rear Foglamp • OEM Alarm • PicoTray • DataToys XM-DVR • Multi-view Processor Quaife ATB LSD • Short Shift Knob • Hartge Anti-Roll Bars • AP Racing Front Brakes • 19" Style 269
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03-22-2008, 08:45 AM	#24
DervFan Captain 26 Rep 730 Posts Drives: BMW (E91) 325d M Sport Touring Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: East of England, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325d M Sport T ... [0.00]	PM sent to Tony and Viv __________________ E91 325d /// M Sport Touring \| Titanium Silver \| Black Dakota Leather \| Brushed Aluminium Trim \| 18" 193M Wheels 6-Speed Manual \| Cruise Control \| Bluetooth \| Heated Seats \| Professional Radio with MP3 \| Rear PDC \| Sun Protection Glass
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03-22-2008, 03:43 PM	#25
vivekk THE Viv 184 Rep 4,743 Posts Drives: 330i SE Join Date: May 2005 Location: the North, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2005 BMW e90 330iSE [0.00]	I've got something to say... (Apologies to anyone who may find this post at all offensive. Viv) Gordon here, if you didn't already fcking-well know. I've told Viv to get his are out of here, as I've got a few fcking things to say. Right, there isn't any blody nice way of saying this, so I'll 'Just Do It', as those fckers responsible for the Nike adverts keep telling me. UK5 Meet: Saturday April 26 -27th, Buxton Let me simplify for you, using a nice, fcking example: Let's say you'd fcking booked into one of my fcking restaurants & decided not to fcking turn up, then I'd be pretty fcking pssed off- oh yes- very, VERY fcking pssed off. So fcking pssed off, I'd send the fcking 'Crazed Croatian', Sergei, to fck you up. That's just for fcking starters- we haven't even reached the main-fcking-course yet. As for the pudding, you wouldn't want to fcking-well know. Believe me. Now, looking at UK5, it seems like a lot of individuals have showed some fcking indication that they'd be coming to the meet. Personally, I hate those fcking cars. Expensive, shte build quality, rattle like fck & that iDrive- technology that makes a fcking nuclear reactor easier to use. As for the navigation system- I get more sense out of a £99 fcking TomTom. Bldy fcking shte audio system as well- 6FL may as well be 6-Fcking Lame. For me, it's Audi- love those fcking beauties. Now, as I know what that Viv's like- quiet as fck & won't say 'boo' to anyone, I'll put his thoughts into a few simple words for you. If you're coming to the meet, then fcking say so. If you're not, then just say so...oh...and fck-right-off. If you end up coming, want to stay over & haven't fcking said so, then you can fcking kip with Carlos, for all I care. Lovely lad, BTW. I know there's a few fckers working on UK5, trying to make sure it goes well. If I were them, I'd have said 'Fck this' a long fcking time ago. Right, I've had enough of this. Time I got on with the Victoria sponge I should have fcking started this afternoon. Any complaints? You know what to do- f*ck off. Gordon (The vast majority of this post cannot be attributed to Mr Ramsay, probably) __________________ [TiAg ▪ Dakota Black ▪ Active steering ▪ Sports suspension ▪ 162s ▪ Sports seats ▪ Al trim ▪ Bi-Xenons ▪ F&R PDC ▪ NavPro ▪ Voice control ▪ Bluetooth ▪ 6CD Logic7]
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03-22-2008, 03:50 PM	#26
vivekk THE Viv 184 Rep 4,743 Posts Drives: 330i SE Join Date: May 2005 Location: the North, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2005 BMW e90 330iSE [0.00]	Gordon, relax! Oh..& did I say you could post under my name, you f****r. Viv __________________ [TiAg ▪ Dakota Black ▪ Active steering ▪ Sports suspension ▪ 162s ▪ Sports seats ▪ Al trim ▪ Bi-Xenons ▪ F&R PDC ▪ NavPro ▪ Voice control ▪ Bluetooth ▪ 6CD Logic7]
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03-22-2008, 05:25 PM	#27
vivekk THE Viv 184 Rep 4,743 Posts Drives: 330i SE Join Date: May 2005 Location: the North, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2005 BMW e90 330iSE [0.00]	Sorry Viv. Gordon (Yeah, I bet!) __________________ [TiAg ▪ Dakota Black ▪ Active steering ▪ Sports suspension ▪ 162s ▪ Sports seats ▪ Al trim ▪ Bi-Xenons ▪ F&R PDC ▪ NavPro ▪ Voice control ▪ Bluetooth ▪ 6CD Logic7]
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03-22-2008, 05:33 PM	#28
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03-23-2008, 03:04 AM	#30
CD gone ... but i will be back ! 62 Rep 1,183 Posts Drives: 335D Coupe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: England (north) iTrader: (0)	BRILLIANT VIV !! if thats not inspirational i dont what will be __________________ E92 335D / QUAIFE LSD / EIBACH / DIMISA / REMAP / 19" HAMANN EDITION RACE REPS ... USUALLY WITH A HEALTHY SPLATTERING OF GOOD OLD YORKSHIRE MUD ...
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03-23-2008, 05:56 AM	#31
SoYank Major General 571 Rep 7,519 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i MT Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vinton, Virginia iTrader: (1) Garage List 2009 BMW E90 335i S ... [9.00]	Screw Gordon Ramsay! I've decided not to come to UK5 after that outburst. __________________ **2009 E90 335i Montego Blue · Black Leather · Burl Walnut · 6MT · US Spec** SatNav • ZPP • ZCW • 6FL • TPMS • iDrive • PDC • HWS • Xenons • BMW Assist • Power Rear Sunshade • Logic 7 European Taillights • Rear Foglamp • OEM Alarm • PicoTray • DataToys XM-DVR • Multi-view Processor Quaife ATB LSD • Short Shift Knob • Hartge Anti-Roll Bars • AP Racing Front Brakes • 19" Style 269
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03-23-2008, 05:56 AM	#32
SoYank Major General 571 Rep 7,519 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i MT Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vinton, Virginia iTrader: (1) Garage List 2009 BMW E90 335i S ... [9.00]	Just kidding __________________ **2009 E90 335i Montego Blue · Black Leather · Burl Walnut · 6MT · US Spec** SatNav • ZPP • ZCW • 6FL • TPMS • iDrive • PDC • HWS • Xenons • BMW Assist • Power Rear Sunshade • Logic 7 European Taillights • Rear Foglamp • OEM Alarm • PicoTray • DataToys XM-DVR • Multi-view Processor Quaife ATB LSD • Short Shift Knob • Hartge Anti-Roll Bars • AP Racing Front Brakes • 19" Style 269
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03-24-2008, 06:57 AM	#38
Serjames Colonel 128 Rep 2,426 Posts Drives: E93 335i M-sport Join Date: May 2007 Location: Surrey - UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E93 335i M Spo ... [0.00] 2003 Nissan Primera S [0.00]	lol it's gonna be a blast... should have all the mods done by then.. yee haa ! __________________
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03-24-2008, 02:10 PM	#39
CD gone ... but i will be back ! 62 Rep 1,183 Posts Drives: 335D Coupe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: England (north) iTrader: (0)	yeah really looking forward to next months meet never been on one before, i was all up for going to a 1 series meet last year but it never came off. so is this technically a 'posh cruise' then if so do i need to invest in a copy of max power __________________ E92 335D / QUAIFE LSD / EIBACH / DIMISA / REMAP / 19" HAMANN EDITION RACE REPS ... USUALLY WITH A HEALTHY SPLATTERING OF GOOD OLD YORKSHIRE MUD ...
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03-24-2008, 02:47 PM	#42
G33 Colonel 91 Rep 2,079 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: London iTrader: (0)	what will u be doing on this 'meet' this thread doesnt say wats going on or did i not look hard enough?!?! i see people are staying over also. is this a mass BMW fanboy orgy?....ill have a go on yours and you can have a go on mine sort of thing?
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