BMW 5 series Turbo, 700+BHP

dxb335d · 10-03-2008, 12:12 PM

Old vid but a fave of mine, after the fiesta cossie vid its rude not to post this

Money gone into that thing. Love it.

sounds just like my fiesta did.

mistry · 10-03-2008, 12:34 PM

whats the noise at the gear changes?

Carrera RSR · 10-03-2008, 12:34 PM

Why the hell has he got a towbar on for. With that much torque he'll rip the hitch clean off a trailer

AlanQS · 10-03-2008, 01:03 PM

The "chirp" after each change comes from the tyres which have so much torque through them, they are trying to spin.

- Paul - · 10-03-2008, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mistry

whats the noise at the gear changes?

Turbo?

jjbirch · 10-03-2008, 01:09 PM

i think he should have a remap now lol

Carrera RSR · 10-03-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mistry

whats the noise at the gear changes?

The 'chirp' is the dump valve releasing excess pressure from the turbo during a gear change. Pressure is built up again after gear change with increased rpm. Hence the turbo lag until pressure is built up. Then its Whoooaaaa wtf !!!!!!!!!!

booforty · 10-03-2008, 01:36 PM

Sounds like our hoover when you turn it up to "max"

- Paul - · 10-03-2008, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booforty

Sounds like our hoover when you turn it up to "max"

We dont have our vacuum on anything but full power all of the time - may notch it down when the warranty runs out.

booforty · 10-03-2008, 01:44 PM

Our hoover changes gear much smoother than that too!

willhollin · 10-03-2008, 02:07 PM

Ours has variable speed too, very useful depending on how much suck you want.

booforty · 10-03-2008, 02:09 PM

The miswah has a similar setting...

willhollin · 10-03-2008, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booforty

The miswah has a similar setting...

Yeah but you don't need to cuddle this one after.

dxb335d · 10-03-2008, 02:54 PM

All the guesses on the noise are wrong.

its ''compressor stall'', often confused with ''wastegate chatter''

People call if wastegate chatter but it aint. Its compressor stall.

My fiesta turbo did it. Sounded the bollox.

booforty · 10-03-2008, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

All the guesses on the noise are wrong.

No I'm not

Its definitely the Hoover Telios T5805

beemerbird · 10-03-2008, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willhollin

Yeah but you don't need to cuddle this one after.

What, you give cuddles Will...........how quaint. Personally, I put the kettle on and go for a cig. Cuddles are what started it in the first place. You lot still can't grasp it.

willhollin · 10-03-2008, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booforty

No I'm not

Its definitely the Hoover Telios T5805

Have to disagree, it has all the trademark sounds of the Telios TP6206, its the newer twin turbo model.

willhollin · 10-03-2008, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemerbird

What, you give cuddles Will...........how quaint. Personally, I put the kettle on and go for a cig. Cuddles are what started it in the first place. You lot still can't grasp it.

You smoke?

booforty · 10-03-2008, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willhollin

Have to disagree, it has all the trademark sounds of the Telios TP6206, its the newer twin turbo model.

I'm not sure you are entirely right Will. The TP6206 has never done the whole house in less than 13.9 secs. My remapped T5805 has done it in 13.7 secs.

I believe the V8 TC3202 below holds the all time record of 13.203 secs

M3-FAST · 10-03-2008, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willhollin

You smoke?

(Will falls out of love)

beemerbird · 10-03-2008, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willhollin

You smoke?

Only when I'm on fire Will...........YES I DO SO WHAT!

Paul........

willhollin · 10-03-2008, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booforty

I'm not sure you are entirely right Will. The TP6206 has never done the whole house in less than 13.9 secs. My remapped T5805 has done it in 13.7 secs.

I believe the V8 TC3202 below holds the all time record of 13.203 secs

Are they able to remap the TC3202 yet? I reckon it will be sub 13 secs before long. I quite fancy the TFB2010, 2000W and suction power of 350AW. I see times coming close to 12.50 secs in the very near future with a peformance dust filter.

10-03-2008, 12:12 PM	#1
dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist 949 Rep 29,345 Posts Drives: 997.2 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' iTrader: (3) Garage List 2010 Porsche 997.2 GT3 [9.50] 2003 BMW E46 M3 [6.00] 2007 BMW E92 335D [5.50]	BMW 5 series Turbo, 700+BHP Old vid but a fave of mine, after the fiesta cossie vid its rude not to post this Money gone into that thing. Love it. sounds just like my fiesta did. __________________ 997.2 GT3
	Appreciate 0 Tweet Quote

10-03-2008, 12:34 PM	#2
mistry Captain 43 Rep 827 Posts Drives: F11 530D Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: South West iTrader: (1)	whats the noise at the gear changes?
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-03-2008, 12:34 PM	#3
Carrera RSR Colonel 75 Rep 2,937 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Location: Location: iTrader: (1)	Why the hell has he got a towbar on for. With that much torque he'll rip the hitch clean off a trailer
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-03-2008, 01:03 PM	#4
AlanQS Colonel 241 Rep 2,811 Posts Drives: Jaguar XE P250 HSE Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Glasgow iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 430i m-sport G ... [0.00]	The "chirp" after each change comes from the tyres which have so much torque through them, they are trying to spin.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-03-2008, 01:09 PM	#6
jjbirch Banned 75 Rep 2,927 Posts Drives: E60 530D M SPORT Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: england iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 320d m sport [0.00]	i think he should have a remap now lol
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-03-2008, 01:36 PM	#8
booforty Major General 337 Rep 8,811 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 E92 M3 [0.00]	Sounds like our hoover when you turn it up to "max"
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-03-2008, 01:44 PM	#10
booforty Major General 337 Rep 8,811 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 E92 M3 [0.00]	Our hoover changes gear much smoother than that too!
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-03-2008, 02:07 PM	#11
willhollin Major General 268 Rep 9,915 Posts Drives: VW T5 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Worcestershire iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 BMW E92 330d SE [10.00] 2010 Transporter T5 ... [0.00]	Ours has variable speed too, very useful depending on how much suck you want.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-03-2008, 02:09 PM	#12
booforty Major General 337 Rep 8,811 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 E92 M3 [0.00]	The miswah has a similar setting...
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-03-2008, 02:54 PM	#14
dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist 949 Rep 29,345 Posts Drives: 997.2 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' iTrader: (3) Garage List 2010 Porsche 997.2 GT3 [9.50] 2003 BMW E46 M3 [6.00] 2007 BMW E92 335D [5.50]	All the guesses on the noise are wrong. its ''compressor stall'', often confused with ''wastegate chatter'' People call if wastegate chatter but it aint. Its compressor stall. My fiesta turbo did it. Sounded the bollox. __________________ 997.2 GT3
	Appreciate 0 Quote