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10-26-2009, 04:59 PM | #23 |
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10-26-2009, 04:59 PM | #24 |
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What's the difference between an Essex girl and the Suez Canal?
One's a busy ditch
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10-26-2009, 05:15 PM | #25 |
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How can you tell when an Essex girl's dating?
By the buckle print on her forehead
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10-26-2009, 05:16 PM | #26 |
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What do you call an Essex girl with ESP and PMS?
A know-it-all bitch What does an Essex girl think an innuendo is? An Italian suppository
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10-26-2009, 05:21 PM | #29 |
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Nah, we have separate blond jokes
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10-26-2009, 05:22 PM | #30 |
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I dont know if this thread makes me want to visit essex or not?
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10-26-2009, 05:22 PM | #31 |
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What's the difference between a pit bull and an Essex girl with PMS?
Lipstick
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10-26-2009, 05:24 PM | #32 |
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What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 Essex girls
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10-27-2009, 06:50 AM | #34 |
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Mate, there is some beautiful parts of essex. Some lovely rural parts. The other side its a little rough, but it is a big place.
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