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      10-12-2016, 01:43 PM   #551
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The British accent didn't really grab you then eh?

You can look like whatever you would like to, apparently, you can even identify with whatever you'd like to in today's society which shows you how screwed up society is.

Drives me nuts, and I'm only 35...I'm supposed to be the prime audience buying all the crap a distinct minority in society is selling. Not so much selling as attempting to force their ideas down my throat, but tomato / tomahtoe I suppose.
Yeah...This sounds already better my friend .
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Oh Jesus Christ.
Hilarious coming from the non-religious, but I echo the emotion and know just what we are talking about
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Jack is so hot, and I fucking love the series. I watch it way too often, but now I'm educating my kids too apparently. I consider this science education for vocabulary (all is texted here instead of voice overs anyway, but wormhole is a needed word.)

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The British accent didn't really grab you then eh?

You can look like whatever you would like to, apparently, you can even identify with whatever you'd like to in today's society which shows you how screwed up society is.

Drives me nuts, and I'm only 35...I'm supposed to be the prime audience buying all the crap a distinct minority in society is selling. Not so much selling as attempting to force their ideas down my throat, but tomato / tomahtoe I suppose.
If you're talking about me, I do not have a British accent! Hell, my accent on any language is hell for the listener.
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Oh Jesus Christ.
Now you go religious? A good timing...

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Hilarious coming from the non-religious, but I echo the emotion and know just what we are talking about
Me too. One asks advice on men, and this is what happens... A Jesus is needed.
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I don't?

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If you're talking about me, I do not have a British accent!
No, wasn't referring to you, rather I tried to effect a British accent on what I typed to Belgium

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Hell, my accent on any language is hell for the listener.
Not only that, your accent on anything you type is also hell for the reader. There...I used up my freebie.
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Hilarious coming from the non-religious, but I echo the emotion and know just what we are talking about
I don't?

Please understand I've had a boring day. Flamesuit is fully zipped up.
The disgusting cringe-worthy sentence a few posts up that I'm referring to is...

that you're only 35? Wtf I thought you were about 50.
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The disgusting cringe-worthy sentence a few posts up that I'm referring to is...

that you're only 35? Wtf I thought you were about 50.
Hey!!

shoei is a few presidents older than me!
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Hey!!

shoei is a few presidents older than me!
Let's hope we are measuring presidents by 4 year terms starting in Jan
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The disgusting cringe-worthy sentence a few posts up that I'm referring to is...

that you're only 35? Wtf I thought you were about 50.
Hey!!

shoei is a few presidents older than me!
I don't think he is but yeah I thought you were much older because you're so wise. Take it as a compliment

But that's not what I was really referring to.
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I would pull on your nipples !
It would be a nice change from tugging on your own for you, eh?

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Let's hope we are measuring presidents by 4 year terms starting in Jan
Unless the "beared" one gets in, yes. Actually, scratch that - in either case, yes...he apparently has designs on my beloved land.

The funny thing is, and I really don't understand how American politics works, but I feel as though if some independent COULD step forward (almost anyone really), they could take a majority of the vote at this point. But I believe that you cannot anymore, because it has to be Republican or Democrat right? And they have already chosen their candidates...so you can't add now?
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I don't think he is but yeah I thought you were much older because you're so wise. Take it as a compliment

But that's not what I was really referring to.
I figured that...honestly, I listen to all viewpoints, but I'm not going to change my own or conform to what society thinks I should think. I'm happy to have a discussion on the topic if you or anyone else wants in a separate thread if we can keep it civil so we don't tank this one...but you have to let me know where the thread is.
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Unless the "beared" one gets in, yes. Actually, scratch that - in either case, yes...he apparently has designs on my beloved land.

The funny thing is, and I really don't understand how American politics works, but I feel as though if some independent COULD step forward (almost anyone really), they could take a majority of the vote at this point. But I believe that you cannot anymore, because it has to be Republican or Democrat right? And they have already chosen their candidates...so you can't add now?
There is already an independent in the race ( https://www.johnsonweld.com ) He didn't know where Aleppo was, when asked. I still might consider him. There will be sundry others as well. However, the real problem is money. As of January (yes, 10 months ago) Hillary Clinton had raised $200 Million. That was 10 months ago... I have no idea what the number is now. No way someone from outside the parties and outside of the donor lists can win. It's really a travesty.
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Jack is so hot, and I fucking love the series. I watch it way too often, but now I'm educating my kids too apparently. I consider this science education for vocabulary (all is texted here instead of voice overs anyway, but wormhole is a needed word.)



This has perhaps been mildly off topic lately, but who doesn't love a good distro conversation?


If you're talking about me, I do not have a British accent! Hell, my accent on any language is hell for the listener.


Now you go religious? A good timing...



Me too. One asks advice on men, and this is what happens... A Jesus is needed.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti ..
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No, wasn't referring to you, rather I tried to effect a British accent on what I typed to Belgium



Not only that, your accent on anything you type is also hell for the reader. There...I used up my freebie.
One freebie used, notes.

I'm sorry but I can't spot when ever autocorrect fucks me over, and also this isn't my first or second language. I can't even find my mistakes usually until someone quotes me.
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Hey!!

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he is even older than I. That's some dead meat driving around in a herse.

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I don't think he is but yeah I thought you were much older because you're so wise. Take it as a compliment

But that's not what I was really referring to.
he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country.

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Last night I stopped by Bimmette's youtube site. Looks like a nice place to hang out. I'll explore it further... soon.

hmmm.. whY am I talking about Bimmette when Lups still needs to find a man... sorry lups.. I'll get back on the case.
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Last night I stopped by Bimmette's youtube site. Looks like a nice place to hang out. I'll explore it further... soon.

hmmm.. whY am I talking about Bimmette when Lups still needs to find a man... sorry lups.. I'll get back on the case.
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