[aretardedorange]

Serious. My left testicle hurts like fuck. Its been like this for 4 days . What the hell could be the problem. I touched it and I thought I was going to black out????

[CollinsE90]

See a doctor, BMW forum isnt the place to go for something as serious as you're describing.

[aretardedorange]

Well many funny things are posted in the OT. I did see a doctor who sad its possible that I might have pulled the testicle... How that is even possible I am not sure but its supposed to go away within a week.

. Anyone else ever pull a testicle?

[newdadkel]

Hahahaha...this is the only time I have agreed with Collins E90 in our short time of not liking each other.
Dude the thread about 6 months to live was a JOKE! You should not have slept with the hooker!
Seriously call a urologist because it could be infection, cancer, compartment syndrome....you just need to get it checked out before it falls off.

[JayML]

Originally Posted by aretardedorange

Well many funny things are posted in the OT. I did see a doctor who sad its possible that I might have pulled the testicle... How that is even possible I am not sure but its supposed to go away within a week.

. Anyone else ever pull a testicle?

stop letting people hoof you in the nuts

[.:bHd:.]

My friend had the same thing. His was an extreme case of blue balls lol

[Chewy734]

I had to make sure the OP wasn't the same guy who f'd a ho without protection a couple weeks ago.

[Blake]

i had the same thing happen to my right nut...it was epididymitis. epididymitis is an infection caused by a 'back up' in the tubes. in car forum terms, you nut, but some gets left behind, even backing up thru the pipes, causing an infection and some pretty excruciating pain. see a doctor, he'll give you cipro, and a few days, you'll be back to fapping in no time. oh yea...the doctor is gonna manhandle your junk, so prepare yourself mentally. unless you like your junk being manhandled by a urologist.

not saying that's what it is, but that's the most common nut malfunction.

[aretardedorange]

Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

My friend had the same thing. His was an extreme case of blue balls lol

Well I googled this and it says to fap the meat to relieve the stress because blood builds up in your ball area....hmmm well I am now 99% sure this is why I have a pain in the left nut.

Anyone know any neat sites that I can use to "relieve" my stress.

[aretardedorange]

Originally Posted by Blake

i had the same thing happen to my right nut...it was epididymitis. epididymitis is an infection caused by a 'back up' in the tubes. in car forum terms, you nut, but some gets left behind, even backing up thru the pipes, causing an infection and some pretty excruciating pain. see a doctor, he'll give you cipro, and a few days, you'll be back to fapping in no time. oh yea...the doctor is gonna manhandle your junk, so prepare yourself mentally. unless you like your junk being manhandled by a urologist.

not saying that's what it is, but that's the most common nut malfunction.

Damn well I will get it checked out then this sounds pretty serious. I didn't buy the whole "pulled a nut" theory.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by aretardedorange

Well I googled this and it says to fap the meat to relieve the stress because blood builds up in your ball area....hmmm well I am now 99% sure this is why I have a pain in the left nut.

Anyone know any neat sites that I can use to "relieve" my stress.

spankwire
xvideos

[Blake]

Originally Posted by aretardedorange

Damn well I will get it checked out then this sounds pretty serious. I didn't buy the whole "pulled a nut" theory.

if you feel around down on the tubes, if one of them is the source of the pain, then it's probably epididymitis. it will feel abnormally bigger than all the other tubes and hurt really fucking bad. 'pulling a nut' doesn't really work like that unless someone was using your sack as a jungle gym. the other thing it could be is like a nut inversion, where your nut twists up in the tubes. that's pretty serious and would probably require some immediate attention, but it doesn't sound like that. again, i'm not a doctor, just someone who has had some nut pain before.

oh and fapping it out won't do much good, just make it worse.

[whyrms]

It's always the left one...

[FStop7]

go to a doc because it could be serious

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

[Paramedic]

See a doctor. Seriously.

[lm1z]

Originally Posted by Paramedic

See a doctor. Seriously.

Trust this guy.
He's a Paramedic.

Hope your nut's OK.

[Feyd]

Originally Posted by lm1z

...Hope your nut's OK.

+1

no homo.

[TiAg335i]

you don't want to play around when it comes to your balls...see a Doc asap...get at least 3 opinions and go with the majority

[Hedges]

This is what happens when you go on a frenzy fapping spree!

[Memphis1]

Originally Posted by aretardedorange

Serious. My left testicle hurts like fuck. Its been like this for 4 days . What the hell could be the problem. I touched it and I thought I was going to black out????

your fucked...

"With prompt diagnosis and treatment the testicle can be saved.
Testicular torsion is a surgical emergency that needs immediate intervention. If treated within 6 hours, there is an excellent chance of saving the testicle. Within 12 hours the rate decreases to 50%, within 24 hours is 10%, and after 24 hours the rate approaches 0. Once the testicle is dead it must be removed to prevent gangrenous infection."

[Tondtar]

Blame it on Doug and Collin and their Fap inducing posts.




See a doctor ASAP ...Nuts are serious business if you like to remain as a functioning male, bro.

[PsychoSlug]

Just reading through this made my nuts hurt.

OP - get it checked out.