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      12-12-2010, 03:50 PM   #45
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My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
Or have your wingman sit back and wave when both of you look at him and say

"See my friend over there?" You both look and he waves

"He wanted to know if you thought I was cute?"
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Me - "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

Girl -


Me - "Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Doug."

or "Nice shoes, wanna fuck? "


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I would have to admit that was pretty cleaver, but pick up lines don't work on me.
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      12-12-2010, 04:29 PM   #47
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Me - "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

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Me - "Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Doug."

or "Nice shoes, wanna fuck? "





lol doug you just had to didn't you haha btw i corrected it hehe
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      12-12-2010, 04:30 PM   #48
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That dress looks becoming on you. If I was on you I'd be coming too.
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So you walk into a store or maybe a party, kicback? Whichever.

If a girl is wearing the same brand shoes, clothes color, OR PHONE, etc. be like..

Hey we have the same color shoes and and the same phone, whats your number it might be the same


cheeeesssssssyyyyyyy
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      12-12-2010, 05:01 PM   #50
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ok here is a good one.

you approach a girl and ask her to dance, she says "sorry i have a bf" you say "i have a cat" she replies with "what" you reply with "o im sorry i thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter" hahaha


never tried it just over heard a friend telling it to a girl at a bar once and it worked
Then you can add on "just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score."

But seriously I've always wondered if pick up lines actually work as I've never tried it. I assume that some women find it funny or as an ice breaker (if it's clever) but for the most part they don't work.

Personally I agree that the best line is just simply "hi". If she says HI back you're half way there.
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So you walk into a store or maybe a party, kicback? Whichever.

If a girl is wearing the same brand shoes, clothes color, OR PHONE, etc. be like..

Hey we have the same color shoes and and the same phone, whats your number it might be the same


cheeeesssssssyyyyyyy
LOL yeah, way cheeeesssyyyyyy
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      12-12-2010, 05:03 PM   #52
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Although on this subject the other day a girl was standing next to me at a bus stop for a while and I was getting on my bus I said youre a really pretty person in passing.

She yelled "Creeper!" and followed me onto the bus and hit me and walked off.

yeah the complimenting method doesnt always work...
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"That's a nice dress you're wearing"

"Thanks!"

"It would look better laying next to my bed"
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"That's a nice dress you're wearing"

"Thanks!"

"It would look better on my bedroom floor."
Fixed that for you .
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walk up to a girl at a bar/club/class/anywhere
You: hey does it smell like updawg in here?
her: umm whats updawg?
you: Not much, but (joey from friends) how YOU doin?
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My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
i actually like this one lol
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      12-12-2010, 06:49 PM   #59
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just be yourself, plenty of fish in the sea if you fail the first time
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Girl, my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!!!

I get a laugh every time I use it.
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Lol that goldfish line is good but this is what I use.

Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend
Me: woah woah woah you're telling me about your problems already?

works like a charm
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Lol that goldfish line is good but this is what I use.

Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend
Me: woah woah woah you're telling me about your problems already?

works like a charm
haha good one
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another thing, the hottest chicks usually are the loneliest bc guys are to scared to talk...
Dude this is my theory as well (not sure if I've said it in another thread but yeah...). I wonder how true it is though.
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Dude this is my theory as well (not sure if I've said it in another thread but yeah...). I wonder how true it is though.
true, but then again, some are just straight up stuck up.
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"You wanna go dance?" WTF who are you, get away! "No no no, I said you look fat in those pants."
Lol a buddy told me that his friend used this. I thought it was hilarious.
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true, but then again, some are just straight up stuck up.
Like you...?



lol I kid. But yes some can be bitches. I believe most girls are pretty down to earth though (at least the ones I've met). It's just some of them have a defense mechanism that makes them seem stuck up.
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