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10-20-2022, 12:18 PM | #23 |
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He's not really a comedian although ofc the guy was funny, he's a true humanist but unfortunately ppl aren't as enlightened/woke as him.
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10-20-2022, 12:21 PM | #24 |
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Perhaps true, but in this case, I randomly clicked some of their other videos and comments were allowed. So weird.
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The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation...It's bullsh*t. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal...Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?
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10-20-2022, 12:26 PM | #25 |
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i use "not to piss in your bonfire" a lot when someone throws an idea that's not really the right or even a great way of doing things
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10-20-2022, 12:33 PM | #26 |
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Pardon my French, but subbed.
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10-20-2022, 02:39 PM | #28 |
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Like most things there's debate over the origin. Some say it comes from potters who were trying to make round vases and had to scrap them if they turned out oblong or pear shaped. Others say it comes from RAF pilots training to fly loops and ending up with a pear shaped loop instead of a round one.
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10-20-2022, 03:23 PM | #30 | |
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The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation...It's bullsh*t. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal...Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?
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10-20-2022, 07:26 PM | #32 |
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10-21-2022, 11:14 AM | #34 |
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There's a fungus amongst us.
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10-22-2022, 08:36 PM | #37 |
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You misread, he most definitely is, but he's much, much more and I think his message is even greater than what he provided in the comedic sphere.
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I do agree that he was much more. I hate ranking lists, but certainly he was among the top comedians of all time and my personal favorite for sure. |
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10-23-2022, 12:57 PM | #43 |
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Hey, absolutely no need to apologize! Ya, I really like him first for his comedic skills and then after realizing that he's such a humanist.
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10-23-2022, 02:48 PM | #44 |
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I only ever saw George Carlin live once. He walked on stage and after a minute or so of applause he calmly took a long swig from a water bottle and opened with something along the lines of "So why is it that no-one talks about pussy farts anymore?". The audience erupted and it just kept getting better from there.
We lost a good one when he passed.
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