Thoughts to ponder

ed335d · 03-11-2009, 05:52 PM

Number 10 -
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 -
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 -
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 -
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 -
Some people are like a Slinky ..
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 -
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 -
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you £30.00?

Number 2 -
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2009 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

Geoffo · 03-12-2009, 04:09 AM

Good thought's.. Nr 8 made me laugh..
And the rest...How true..

dxb335d · 03-12-2009, 05:01 AM

LOL..

03-11-2009, 05:52 PM	#1
ed335d Major General 140 Rep 6,912 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Surrey, UK iTrader: (3)	Thoughts to ponder Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you £30.00? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2009 : We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration? __________________ E92 M3, Jerez Black, Fox Red Novillo, 19'' M Double Spoke, folding mirrors, lumbar support, front seat heating, PDC, USB, DAB, EDC, Bluetooth, Logic 7, High Gloss Shadowline, big smile
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