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      04-17-2019, 08:57 AM   #111
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You guys suck! I just watched the first one. That damn camel toe. All I can think of is that she must be waxed clean for it to be so defined. I hate you all.
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You guys suck! I just watched the first one. That damn camel toe. All I can think of is that she must be waxed clean for it to be so defined. I hate you all.
I can't believe I actually just typed that.

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The second video is better......promise.
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You guys suck! I just watched the first one. That damn camel toe. All I can think of is that she must be waxed clean for it to be so defined. I hate you all.
I can't believe I actually just typed that.

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Yes...YES!!! Let the Camel Toe Flow through you!!!
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... the other thing I love to do is grab my license as soon as I'm pulled over, then get out of the car and walk towards the police car with my license in hand.
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      04-17-2019, 10:31 AM   #118
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While I love the off-topic diversion to prancercise; because who doesn't love prancercise?






... the other thing I love to do is grab my license as soon as I'm pulled over, then get out of the car and walk towards the police car with my license in hand.

It gets one of two reactions (and in the USA, I'd expect it'd get the first reaction only - so I wouldn't recommend that) - either you get told to get back in the car, or the officer walks up to you, in which case, I shake their hand, give them my license with the other, and suggest we stand off the road.

In the latter situation, I find a much greater chance of getting a fine knocked down or turned into a warning. You tend to have a much more relaxed conversation with the officer because you're on equal footing and his arse isn't in danger of being taken out by a passing truck.


Things must be very different in Australia. anywhere in North America you will get ordered to get back in your car, and likely not politely. You may get a pistol pointed at you if you're lucky you don't get shot. The police want you in your car for a number of reasons, among them is your safety as the copper needs to worry about his ass and the traffic and doesn't want to have to worry about yours, the bigger reason is it gives him a tactical advantage. And the police generaly don't want to shake hands with anyone and again there area number of reasons for this.
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Yeah, I wouldn't be exiting my vehicle, and that is in Canada (not that there isn't a lot of gun crime here too). Maybe if it was absolutely an emergency and he wasn't getting out of his car fast enough...maybe. But then it would be hands in the air where he can see them and explaining what the emergency is.

Just can't see a good reason to exit the vehicle otherwise.

Down under must be different. Maybe it is because 90% of living things can kill you over there, so the police maybe just figure what's the difference, you are just part of the 90%...
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Things must be very different in Australia. anywhere in North America you will get ordered to get back in your car, and likely not politely. You may get a pistol pointed at you if you're lucky you don't get shot. The police want you in your car for a number of reasons, among them is your safety as the copper needs to worry about his ass and the traffic and doesn't want to have to worry about yours, the bigger reason is it gives him a tactical advantage. And the police generaly don't want to shake hands with anyone and again there area number of reasons for this.

This. Most of my family were in law enforcement. My brother is still an active sheriff's deputy. Best thing to do is stay in the car, keep your hands in plain view, and just be polite. 90% of the stuff they have to deal with is negative or an attack on them for doing their job, so yeah...some of them just wear the attitude up front. But most of the time if you are respectful, you will see that persona drop pretty quickly unless they are anal people to begin with.

Now some are dicks, but most of them are pretty cool. My daughter is marrying into a police family next month. The kid's dad is the swat team trainer, and his uncle is the coroner for our county.

Plus most of the city and county cops actually come over and take classes at our Aikido School just for added protection. We teach them that you have a certain amount of space around you that is yours, and if someone enters that space you immediately react.

The stories I hear of some of their crazier exploits sometimes make me cringe. An arm-bar is an effective deterrent....but add some leverage to that in the form of a club and things can get really painful.
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You guys suck! I just watched the first one. That damn camel toe. All I can think of is that she must be waxed clean for it to be so defined. I hate you all.
I can't believe I actually just typed that.

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Ah, HA HA HAHHA HHHHHHAAAAA!!!!
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I got told off on the I-37 last year doing 75... for not keeping up with traffic! Every one was doing 80+
Must have been my lucky day.
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