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08-10-2010, 09:30 AM | #243 |
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Good spot. Dont know whats worse, the M3 piss take or the fact that our beloved e90's are now regarded as taxi fodder. Not exactly much room in the back, but easy enough to wipe the sick of the leather
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08-10-2010, 10:39 AM | #245 |
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There's a lady around ours who has a SLK55 AMG - her plate starts with V6 *** - seriously, I really wonder who advises these people on car matters!
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08-10-2010, 10:55 AM | #246 |
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perhaps the *** are her initials and the V6 is not the relevant part?
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08-10-2010, 12:53 PM | #248 |
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M3 'Public Hire Vehicle' - that's taken some effort
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08-10-2010, 12:55 PM | #249 |
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08-10-2010, 01:40 PM | #250 |
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good find you should post it in clown section it would be deffenetly winner
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08-10-2010, 02:43 PM | #252 |
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I can almost better this - sadly no pic to show you all - but i was driving back down the M1 on Sunday after the Ford Fair at Silverstone and i came up alongside an AWFUL fully chavved up Escort Cabriolet on the S plate hand painted in flouro green - bad enough i hear you cry - HOWEVER i nearly lost control of my car when i read the writing he had hand painted down the side of it - he obviously thought his car was SWEET and wanted everyone to know it, so he had carefully painted the words (and im NOT joking here) .... "SWEAT-NESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - i literally had to slow down in the fast lane, slowing up the cars following behind me, in order to take a second look at it!!! He even gave me the thumbs up bless him - i was literally soiling my own under garments as i re-read the words SWEAT-NESS!!!! It was hard enough to compose myself to regain control of my bodily functions let alone take a pic with my phone, but oh how i wish i had!!!! Classic!!
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08-11-2010, 04:19 PM | #255 |
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While filling up with diesel today I glanced over at a chap opposite me who was filling up his "M5" with diesel ...shit I said...I'd better tell him...until I noticed his ///M badge beside not even a standard number (///M) 5 but the number 5 he'd used from the 520d badge......but to make it worse it was up in the right corner of the boot...nice...all was ok when he cranked over and drove off in his single un chromed exhaust !
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08-12-2010, 02:37 PM | #256 |
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08-12-2010, 03:28 PM | #257 |
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Well done to the plonker on the A14 earlier with the white Msport debadged 318 M/// car!
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08-12-2010, 06:24 PM | #258 |
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THis has been stickied!! ...lol...
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08-13-2010, 03:47 AM | #259 |
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love it why make a non M3 look like one? I know a few people have done it with the E46's and I just dont see the point modding it up-spend the money on the real thing!
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08-13-2010, 08:12 AM | #261 |
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Even the reg plate is laughing it's own ass off at the shite badge
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08-14-2010, 01:59 PM | #264 |
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No photographs unfortunately but was passing a group of new houses in my town when I saw a LMB 330i m-sport coupe in it's driveway with an //M badge where the engine size usually goes and one more above each indicator repeater on the wings. I didn't see the front but no doubt El Clowno has one on the grille.
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